As soon as I finished speaking, I teased my brother and Daoba again as hahadaxiao, and the nose that gave the other party was crooked, but he didn't fight back against my language, which was so cool!

After laughing, my brother said for the first time: "Tell me, until now, opening and closing your mouth is material, that is, how to treat you, but in addition to your eyes and chest, of course, it may be fake, bulging, what other advantages do you have?" You're here to get married, not to pretend. ”

"Can you still do it? I've seen a lot of men like you. With a little money, you are so self-righteous that you know what Starbucks is and what it's like to drink coffee there? "This slut is on the hook again.

"I don't know." I first answered the other party's question coldly, and before I could be proud, I continued: "I usually drink coffee in Beijing, and I have to go to the top floor of the International Trade Center. ”

Seeing the other person's surprised look, I was so happy. Talking to the little master about the extravagant life in the imperial capital, you are also worthy?

Anyway, the two sides also tore their faces, so they simply made a big fuss, so as to get out of this evil breath for my brother. So, when the other party was surprised, I continued: "My overall understanding of the conditions you just talked about is this: treat your lover's heart to you, treat the second wife's requirements for you, and treat the capital of the junior to you, so that you can be worthy of you. But what capital do you have to show off? I've seen a lot of things like you, and I can write a poem in a nutshell. ”

"What poem? Let's hear it for everyone. The eighth sister asked coaxingly.

"Listen up." After I stuck my throat, I recited in a low voice:

Li Bai was about to take a boat, and the local tyrant Yujian hurriedly shouted to stop;

In the old days, Wang Xie Tang Qianyan, local tyrants, we met more;

Last night, the autumn wind carved green trees, and the local tyrants never wore underwear;

The crowd is looking for him thousands of times, and he wants to be good with the local tyrants;

Suddenly, like a night of spring breeze, the local tyrant is coming to the bowl! ”

"It's wet, it's wet!" The eighth sister applauded as a sign of encouragement. This is angry with the other party, take out her mobile phone and prepare to call.

"Brother, you are really a talent." My brother took the other party on the phone as air, and he sincerely admired me.

"It's over, in that case, I'll make another joke to help everyone." After all, it's my brother and eighth sister, and that slut can be ignored, so I said crazy.

After seeing that the two of them nodded in agreement, I began to speak: "The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, I am very rich now, but I am not happy at all, can you tell me what to do?" The Zen master asked, "What does it mean to be rich?" The young man replied: "There are at least ten digits in the bank card, and five houses in the third ring of the imperial capital are not considered rich?" The Zen master didn't speak, only stretched out a hand, and the young man suddenly realized: "Zen master is to let me know how to be grateful and reciprocate?" "No, can we be friends?"

"Haha..."My brother and eighth sister were so amused by me that they were about to burst into tears, but it was the slut over there, who glared at us fiercely and continued to make phone calls.

When the phone was connected, I heard the slut say to the person on the other side of the phone in a snorting voice: "Godfather, I'm Selina, I'm being bullied, you hurry up and bring someone over to help me." Well, well, I'm in the box on the second floor of Wanjia Lights, you come over quickly. ”

After hanging up the phone, the slut first stared at the three of us angrily, and then suddenly took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the dishes on the table that had barely moved, which seemed to be posted on Weibo.

I'm the next Ao, just like this, and I still have the face to ask us here and there, and Zhen Nyima asked me to respond. Selina, moonshine, I think it's a piece of shit!

Just when I was about to take advantage of the other party's Weibo post to damage her, the phone suddenly rang. Glancing at the number, it was actually Feng Jian's, and after thinking about it for a long time, I had no choice but to connect.

"Brother, I'm going to break with that slut, and when I get divorced after a while, you can go to court to testify against me." On the other side of the phone, Feng Jian begged me bitterly.

"But we didn't catch each other in bed, how can I testify to you?" I'll be honest.

"Oh, I'll take care of it at the court, you just have to testify for me, at least it's true that the slut is looking for a little white face." Feng Jiante said helplessly.

"Then wait until you get it, the court is contacting me." I didn't immediately agree to the other party's request, but first prevaricated about the past, the future, and the future.

"That's okay, with the words of my brother, I'm relieved. I still have to deal with some personal matters here, and when I have a letter here, we will contact again. With that, the guy hung up.

Before I could speak, the slut on the other side pointed at us and yelled: "You wait for the old lady, don't run away if you have a kind, wait for my godfather to bring someone over, and I'll see how you died." ”

My brother clasped his hands on his chest, facing the goods with a look of love, and the eighth sister looked at me, the corners of her mouth raised a smile, I knew that this goods and the people she found were going to be unlucky today, so I ignored the other party's provocation and continued the topic I was about to talk about Weibo just now.

"I remember one night, when I was having dinner, I suddenly heard someone knock on my door. When I opened the door, I saw a young man delivering food, carrying a lot of delicious food, standing outside the door. I said, "You must be mistaken, I didn't order takeout." ”

"I know that." The young man said, "This is what a friend of yours on Weibo asked me to show you, this is the food he wants to eat tonight, and his mobile phone is broken and he can't post on Weibo." ”

"Haha..."My brother and eighth sister were amused by me again, "You will continue to give the old lady a poor ha, wait a while my godfather will bring someone here, I see if you are still smiling." The slut pretended to yell at us.

Just when Lin Lin was about to greet the other party's mother, I stopped his behavior in time. You know, we are all civilized people, and the other party is a girl anyway, we have to scold people and not spit dirty words.

"What, brother?" My brother asked me, with a tangled expression.

"With your brother Shu, you don't have to open your mouth." Or the eighth sister understands me, quack!

So I lived up to expectations and said: "The other party's behavior reminds me of a couplet: the upper couplet is: **Blind date is really a beggar to ask for food: I don't rely on my hands to just want to deceive the banner: I am still so arrogant!" How is it? ”

"Continue to pretend to be forced, don't run if you have the ability." The slut sat across from us and said in a huff.

"Am I pretending? I'm called talented. After correcting the other party's mistake, I continued: "In these years, I am talented like this, and you are pretending to be like that; In these years, my talent is called melancholy, is it melancholy? You call it depression; In these years, my talent is called energy saving, is it energy saving in you? You are called a slammer; In these years, I can be called a single nobleman, are you called a single nobleman? You're called Qi Tiandayu; In these years, I can call it plump, do you call it plump? You're a rough man! ”

Just when the eighth sister and my brother applauded and called haode, the door of the box was suddenly pushed open by **, accompanied by a roar: "Who is so impatient to live that he dares to bully Lao Tzu's goddaughter?" ”

to be continued