There are two kinds of people on this shijie who can't find a partner, regardless of men and women, one is that no one can look at it, and the other is that everyone wants to see it! It seems that this cheap goods belong to the former.

I lit a cigarette and spit a few puffs at the other party arrogantly, until the other party frowned, and then I said slowly: "I feel that everything you said is justified and correct." But when all the conditions come together, there is a problem, and it is like the story of the spear and the shield, if a person has such a trait, he does not necessarily have another character, and no one is perfect. You can't find someone who meets all your criteria. So you either can't find the person you're looking for, or lower the conditions you're proposing. I don't think you really want to find your partner on what you said, but you just want to sell yourself! ”

After listening to me, the other party first fanned my cigarette with great disgust, and then said to me impatiently: "As long as I can't meet any of the above, I won't associate with the other party." ”

Mom, as if it were true, I heard my brother curse in a low voice: "Ao! Then I smiled and continued: "First of all, I would like to wish you an early achievement of this impossible goal. But according to your request, I don't know if there is one in 100 million people. When there is such an excellent man, he is still unmarried, but such an excellent man, do your conditions meet the requirements of the other party?

The men you ask for, calculated in the whole of China, are estimated to be about 100 or so, and such men, each of them is pursued by a group of women, and you yourself feel that your own conditions can be ranked in the top 100 in all aspects of the girls in the whole of China, then there is absolutely no problem, provided that you think you can't, you must be everyone thinks so. If you don't have that self-confidence and strength, I advise you to think again! If you insist on doing so, be prepared to fight and defeat the Buddha. ”

I was really happy to see the other party's angry look, so I added: "Of course, there is also a probability of winning the lottery for you to succeed!" I remember when I was in college, the third child in our dormitory used to say this classic language: If you are looking for a partner, you must have a goal, and don't be afraid of failure. If one does not accept you, he will confess to ten, and if he does not accept you, he will confess to a hundred, and persist for a long time. There will always be one who will be blind. ”

After I said this, Lin Lin and Eighth Sister both leaned back and turned back with laughter, but the slut opposite slapped the table vigorously, as if I really made her half angry. But just as Ya was about to have a seizure, the waiter came in after knocking on the door with green tea and handed the green tea to her.

After taking the green tea, he unscrewed the bottle cap, and then first looked at the bottle cap to see if he had won the lottery, and then took a few sips with his neck tilted to relieve the depression in his heart.

I was so happy to see the other party angry, so I continued: "There are three kinds of girls on shijie: the first is very vain, as long as you find a rich one; The second type is very simple, just ask for a rich one; The third one is very realistic, you don't need anything else, just have money. And the gentlemen on shijie are also divided into three types: the first is very vain, as long as you find a beautiful one; The second type is very simple, just want a beautiful one; The third one is very realistic, nothing else, just beautiful.

My brother is not very rich, and you are not very beautiful, but you have to find a rich one, which makes me very entangled. ”

Without waiting for the other party to answer, I rushed to continue, "I remember someone once made a statistic that the most perfect woman should have: Italian hair, Egyptian eyes, Greek nose, American teeth, Thai neck, Australian chest, Swiss jade hand, Nordic thigh, Chinese feet, Austrian voice, Japanese smile, English skin, French curve, Spanish gait and other characteristics."

As for the inner aspect, the perfect woman should have the housekeeping skills of German women, the fashionable attire of American women, the exquisite cooking skills of French women, the self-discipline of British women, the discipline concept of German women, the intoxicating gentleness of Chinese women, the unconditional obedience of Japanese women, and the maximum support of Korean women. You can go on these, I don't see any of them in you. ”

"How do you talk?" As soon as I spoke, the other party angrily questioned me.

Maslow's psychological hierarchy theory is divided into five levels, namely: physiological needs, safety needs, social needs, respect needs, and self-realization needs.

But from the conditions you just mentioned, it seems that there is no other need except for money, money, money, and money. Maybe you stubble children are selling the happiness of the second half of your life in exchange for immediate pleasure and money.

I'm not here to ask for marriage, but I just want to tell you that youth is very short-lived, and your conditions are so harsh. With the passage of time and the polishing of the years, your rules and regulations will decrease one by one, because no one will meet. Even if there are barely men on the list, they will definitely not look down on you.

So you will keep these rules and regulations of yours until you suddenly feel that you can't marry again, and you can only smash your hands, you will subtract yourself one by one, zuihou you will find someone who actually doesn't meet your original requirements, and live a life with you. There is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast, and even you will forget your plan to zuihou!! ”

"My mother is here to ask for marriage today, not to listen to your grinding and chirping, endlessly teaching me, can you shut up!" The other party is starting to show his unqualified side, and I'm happy.

Before we could answer, the slut began to say to himself: "As far as the artistic cells of the old lady, even if you are no longer young, you can find a man who meets the above conditions, if I didn't see that the land in your brother's house is about to be moved, and I just bought me a bouquet of high-grade flowers, I wouldn't be too lazy to talk nonsense with you." ”

Before I could speak, the eighth sister opened her mouth and scolded: "Don't force the time, I'm diaphragm, Youare roll the calf!" At this point, the "war" has entered the white-hot stage, and the medical cells are still special, which really makes me laugh off my big teeth. Those women who really have artistic cells often have very pure eyes, and most of their hearts are also very clear, and they will never open their mouths and close their mouths to be old women, money, how vulgar it is.

really responded to Zhao Benshan's sentence, "People, the more you lack something, the more you have to pretend to be something." "That's right! Thinking of this, I nodded approvingly to the eighth sister, and then said to the other party: "What is an art bacterium?" Is it syphilis or genital warts? ”

to be continued