87_87164 Two months is not long, but it is not short.

Originally, I thought that in the past two months, Yanbeixun would often take me out to catch ghosts, but in two months, I didn't receive a single business, and I realized that there are not many ghosts in the world.

In the past two months, I have followed Yanbei Xun to practice Taoism and learned a lot of knowledge.

Some people may wonder, even if you practice Taoism, why do you need to learn knowledge?

I have a question for you, why is it that whether it is a Taoist priest or a Mr. Yin and Yang, the older you get, the more powerful you are?

The craft of catching ghosts, in fact, is mainly experience.

There are so many ghosts in the world, you have encountered it, you have to distinguish what kind of ghost this is the first time, and then you can come up with the corresponding way to deal with it, there are thirty-six kinds of corpses, you have to know what kind of corpse this is for the first time.

These are all related to experience, many ghosts, as long as you master the method properly, a simple way, you can eliminate it.

I was standing at the gate of the school at this time, looking at the groups of students who walked into the school and prepared to report, and my heart was full of sighs.

I am no longer as silent as Tang Xue in the first few days of his death, and the whole person has returned to his previous state, but the hatred in my heart for the Night Wandering God and the Niu General Soldier has not weakened in the slightest.

I was carrying my school bag, and as soon as I walked into the school gate, a basketball flew at me.

I reached for the basketball.

"Hey, Ah Xiu, throw the basketball over." Qin Jiang ran over wearing a red jersey and said with a smile: "Why did you kid only come today, the fat man and Shen Kai came back yesterday." ”

"It's a bit of a delay." I said, picking up the basketball and throwing it to him.

"I'll play first, let's talk." After Qin Jiang finished speaking, he hugged the basketball and left.

I pushed open the door to my dorm and saw more than a dozen people sitting in our dorm room.

"It's really not the fat brother I'm bragging, you go and ask, the little hands of those little nurses in the city hospital, who hasn't been trampled by me, that taste."

The buddies were all sitting on the bed, and the fat man stood alone in the middle of the dormitory, drooling, boasting about his achievements.

"Oops, Ah Xiu is back, smoking."

Shen Kai was sitting by the door, and when he saw me coming in, he threw a cigarette over.

"This fat man knows how to blow nonsense, and it's a shame that you can listen to it." I said.

The people in the dormitory were all classmates from our class.

"Isn't this idle, it's okay, by the way, Ah Xiu, tonight our class is going to the Dynasty KTV party, don't be absent." A pockmarked guy stood up and said to me.

This is our squad leader, Li Chun.

A lewd man with a pockmarked face, the key is to call such a sissy name.

Well, I can't say the name Zhang Xiu, and I don't seem to be qualified to laugh at him.

"Brother Chun, what's wrong, got rich? I don't have the money to sing. I said.

"I'm in for a treat." The fat man winked at me: "Today, all the people in the class will go, and the female classmates in the class will also go, you know, after getting drunk, maybe you can rub oil." ”

"Okay." I smiled and nodded: "I'll go to the head teacher to pay the money first, and you guys are playing." ”

Today, there are a lot of things, pay money, and then all kinds of chores, start school, anyway, there are many things.

At seven o'clock in the evening, it was completely dark.

Dynasty KTV is quite famous in our area, it is only about 20 minutes away from our school, not to mention cheap, and the equipment is very good.

As soon as it got dark, our whole class, more than 50 people, arrived at the front desk of Dynasty KTV.

Then the fat man asked, the luxury bag can seat forty-five people, but we are fifty.

Unexpectedly, when the fat man heard this, he turned around with a gloomy face and said, "Let's be wronged." ”

"How can you be wronged, this private room is quite big."

"Wronged fart, you men just want to squeeze a little, okay?"

The school has just started, and everyone is in a good atmosphere.

Our group entered the large private room.

This private room is really big, and there is a stage.

Everyone began to find a place to sit.

The vast majority of men squeeze wherever there are more women.

Shen Kai squeezed hardest.

What do you say, hard work pays off, in the end, Shen Kai is a relatively beautiful girl on the left and right, Shen Kai smiled so proudly.

These girls in our class are not young, and they can all let go anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Qin Jiang pulled me to a corner and sat down.

After I experienced Tang Xue's incident, I really didn't feel anything about these women in the class, not that I was psychologically distorted, but because I hadn't completely come out of Tang Xue's incident.

"Come on, drink, these ** silks." Qin Jiang glanced at the others with disdain.

"Brother Jiang, this doesn't fit your style." I looked at Qin Jiang strangely.

Although Qin Jiang is not supposed to look like Shen Kai who has not seen a woman in eight hundred years, he will not drag me to sit in the corner.

Qin Jiang saw my puzzled eyes, and said with a smile: "Ah Xiu, brother only sued you when you are a brother, don't go around publicizing it, lest I be jealous and I am in love." ”

"Oh, awesome, Brother Jiang, why don't you bring it out and take a look." When I heard this, I said with a smile.

"I met on the Internet, and I studied at the school next door, but I have a photo." As he spoke, Qin Jiang took out his mobile phone and handed it over.

As soon as I looked, it was over.

Li Bingbing.

I feel that the people in our dormitory are good enough, Shen Kai soaked 'Fan Bingbing', and Qin Jiang now has another 'Li Bingbing'.

"What's wrong? Isn't it pretty? Qin Jiang said strangely: "I look very good, barely worthy of me." ”

"Deserved, more than enough, more than enough." I laughed dryly, too lazy to talk about this topic to Qin Jiang, but when he was going to meet netizens, if he asked me to accompany him, I wouldn't be able to beat him to death.

"Everyone, we've been together for a year." The fat man took the microphone and said: "Don't be angry, everyone, in this way, fat brother, I will open my voice, warm up the scene, how about singing an eight-in-a-row kill." ”

"Good!"

All the men applauded, and I was no exception.

"Eight kills in a row are so powerful, you can explode chrysanthemums in one song, what is the eight kills, I'm going to launch a ......"

Listening to the rippling voice of the fat man, I suddenly felt a little sick to my stomach, and the fat man sang and twisted his buttocks.

"Oh, I'm cǎo, it's good that he sang as soon as he came in, if we wait until we're halfway through drinking and then open our throats, we ordinary people will have to vomit." Qin Jiang said and opened two bottles of wine: "Come, drink." ”

I took the wine and drank silently with Qin Jiang.

And from time to time there was a pig-like cry from inside the TKV.

Needless to say, it must be the men who are mixed in with the girls who are dishonest and let them pinch or something.

"This group*, don't you know how to rub oil when you're drunk." Qin Jiang said.

We played like this for two hours, it was originally an ordinary opening party, what I never expected was that a supernatural event that I hadn't encountered for a long time with Yan Beixun would happen here!.