Chapter 33: The Toilet Crashes

87_87164 After two hours of drinking, my head was already dizzy.

Suddenly, I felt some urgency to urinate.

"Jiang, Brother Jiang, you drink first, I'll go to the toilet."

Stand up and staggered to the toilet.

As a result, the toilet in the private room was already occupied, and I had no choice but to go out and go to the toilet outside.

After entering the men's bathroom, I saw Li Chun walk into the corner compartment and close the door.

I walked over to the cubicle next to him, hiccuped, unzipped up, and was just about to release the water.

"Ah~"

Suddenly, in the toilet cubicle next door, there was a woman's cry, and this cry was the same as the cry in the island country.

It's getting louder.

I couldn't even pee when I heard it.

Hey, I'll go, it was Li Chun who entered this compartment just now.

This kid is good enough, he actually hooked up with a girl to go to the toilet to make a date.

But if I keep calling it like this, I can stand it, and my little brother can't stand it either.

I knocked on the wall and said, "Hey, Brother Chun, tell my sister-in-law to be quieter." ”

As a result, the sound next door is getting louder and louder, and there is no sound that decreases at all.

I can't stand it, I've drunk too much, and some of it is on top, and this toilet can be turned over.

I stepped on the toilet bowl and stood up to look over there, just about to scold, but at this glance, my whole body woke up in an instant.

At this time, Li Chun's pants were dragged, and he was holding a woman who was hehe.

But the object of his chatter turned out to be a paper man.

This kind of paper figure is the kind that is placed next to the coffin after the person dies.

At this time, Li Chun's eyes were confused, and he seemed to have drunk too much.

If it was me who encountered it before, I would definitely rush in as soon as possible, but after all, I followed Yan Beixun to learn Taoism for two months, and I know that when I encounter something about the evil sect, I can't be in a hurry, I must first figure out what is going on, and then have a general understanding.

I quietly climbed down the toilet, then walked to the toilet door as soon as possible, hung a 'Under Maintenance' sign behind the door, and locked the door.

After doing this, I took out my mobile phone and hurriedly called Yan Beixun.

"Hey, Ah Xiu, you have a little conscience, you missed me just after school started today?" Yan Beixun said with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm in trouble." I whispered, "That's about it. ”

I told you what happened.

"Paper man? It's a bit tricky. Yan Beixun said: "If it's a monster, it's normal to inhale yang qi, but if it's a paper person." ”

"There are two possibilities, one is that someone is using evil magic to harm people, and the other is that this friend of yours has bumped into something special dirty." Yan Beixun said.

The so-called special dirty things, Yan Beixun told me.

Dirty things are ghosts, or monsters, but most ghosts and monsters have a certain pattern.

For example, whether it is an evil ghost or a powerful ghost, except for the evil things that have been refined by people, most of them stay in the yang world for revenge.

But there are exceptions to everything, and there are some special dirty things, which are designed to trick people, because some small things will kill you.

Yan Beixun told me an example.

There is an old saying in the yin and yang circle, being in the barren mountains, urinating against the wind and encountering evil.

It is said that in the barren mountains and mountains, if you want to pee, you must urinate with the wind, if it is a headwind, it will provoke some lonely ghosts, this is a special dirty thing, because some details are not paid attention to, it is easy to provoke the door.

Therefore, many people hit ghosts, not necessarily because this ghost has a grudge against you, but because you offended others because of some details.

For example, if you play a supernatural game such as a pen fairy*, why do you want to say that it is *?

Psychic games, most of them are ghost summoning rituals, there are not many ghosts in this world, after you play supernatural games, there are no ghosts nearby, and then they don't attract them, and this group of guys jumps out and says that these supernatural are fake and deceitful.

When you really offend the dirty things and lead them to the door, it's too late to regret it.

"You mean, my classmate accidentally offended this filthy thing? What should I do now? I asked.

Don't think that if you see a ghost harming someone, you will rush up and hit it, that's stupid.

Once upon a time, there was a Mr. Yin and Yang who saw a woman talking to a ghost at home, and he was furious and rushed in to kill the ghost.

But the ghost didn't want the woman's life at first, but being frightened by this hooked the woman's soul.

"Does the situation seem urgent? Why don't you wait for me to come over? Yan Beixun said.

"No, I can fix it." I said, "After all, I've been studying with you for two months, right?" If you can't solve this kind of thing, you'll kill a bull general. ”

"There it is." Suddenly, Yan Beixun said, "I taught you a Yin Si curse, right?" ”

"Yin Si Curse?" I frowned.

This is a very advanced spell, and when used on oneself, it can make the ghost think of himself as a soul hooker.

These dirty things, unless they are fierce goods of the level of ghosts, most of them are very afraid of the, and in this way, they can scare away some dirty things.

I immediately bit the fingers of my right hand.

I didn't expect to encounter dirty things this time, so I had to use blood instead of cinnabar black dog blood.

After biting my finger, it hurt Lao Tzu to death, I don't seem to feel anything when I see Yan Beixun biting my finger, this is the first time I have bitten my finger, but ten fingers are connected to my heart, and it hurts to death.

"Brother Chun, buddy, I'm like this in order to save you, and you can't say anything if you don't invite me to drink in the future." I said to myself.

Then I took off my t-shirt and put a spell on my chest with blood.

After the painting was finished, I whispered: "Yin Si comes to patrol, ten thousand ghosts avoid it, and it is as urgent as a law." ”

As soon as I finished reading, I felt a little weak in my body, as if part of my body's strength had been drawn.

This is the normal consequence of using the talisman, God is fair, give Mr. Yin and Yang, the ability of the demon hunter to catch ghosts, but after using the talisman, some of the strength of the body will be extracted, according to Yan Beixun, my current Taoism, if I use a special cow talisman, I can faint directly.

After drawing the talisman, I walked to Li Chun's door and kicked at the door.

Bang!

There was a muffled sound.

It hurts Lao Tzu to death.

I hugged my feet and looked at the unscathed door, no, in the movie, shouldn't this door be kicked directly?

I looked left and right and saw a hammer in the doorway.

With a hammer in hand, I knocked the door a few times before slamming it open.

When I pushed the door open, Li Chun's face was pale and he was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, obviously fainting.

And when the paper man came in, he turned his head to look at it.

"Yin Si comes to patrol, and ten thousand ghosts avoid it." I spoke slowly.

When the paper man saw me, he trembled.

Although its expression was just a hanging, I could also feel that it looked at me with some fear.

"Get out." I took a deep breath, after all, it was the first time I was dealing with dirty things, and I couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

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