"Dad! Open the door! I knocked on the door and shouted, "Hurry! Something is wrong! ”

I was knocking, and the door opened all of a sudden, and I was dumbfounded when I looked inside, how could it be my daughter-in-law who opened the door? Li Qian is also there! How could they be here?

"Fanzi, what's wrong?" My daughter-in-law walked up to me, saw that my face was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" Don't be in such a hurry! ”

Xiao Budian lay on his daughter-in-law's shoulder and looked at us curiously, Li Qian also followed, stood in front of us with a puzzled face, and asked again and again what was wrong.

Dad must have heard my shouting, and ran out a few steps and looked at me with a frown: "What a fart!" Dead or what's wrong? ”

Ouch, I'll go, Dad, but you're my own Dad, can you speak politely!

"It's going to be a dead person." I smiled helplessly and pointed to the six fingers behind Lao Song: "One person has an accident." ”

Dad's face tightened, and he called us into the house without asking what was wrong, and then slowly asked after dividing the others: "Hurry up, how did one person get this?" ”

"Uncle, look at this wound." The fat man squatted down and rolled up his six-fingered clothes, and when he saw the wound, his father suddenly took a breath of cold air: "It smells of animals."

Lao Song scolded angrily: "Uncle, you're not wrong, that person is a brute, and his mother is so ruthless." After listening to the fat man's story with a calm face, Dad didn't speak for a long time.

"Looks like the man is from the north." Dad probably got angry too, and smiled with a gloomy face: "Do you really think that their immortal family is so awesome?" The south is the territory of our Taoism! ”

What's north and south? Immortals?

Seeing that we looked confused, my father slowly explained it to us.

In ancient times, China was divided into three kingdoms, and the religion also had its own territory.

Buddhism is found all over the country, and the most prosperous is the Tibetan area, where Tibetan Buddhism is famous all over the world, and the name of the living Buddha is even more thunderous.

The main ones in the south are Taoism, Maoshan Sect, Longhu Mountain, Quanzhen Sect and so on.

The so-called north side is those disciples of the three eastern provinces, and these disciples have incense halls at home, so as to invite the fairy to break the evil obscurity, divination and hexagram, and even let the fairy family go out to harm people.

Among the disciples of the horse, the most famous of the ancestors are Hu Santaiye, Hu Santai's grandmother, a row of sect leaders, and so on.

In fact, these people who are usually invited by the disciples are not really immortals, but just some animals that have spirituality and can transform into human form.

These immortals are cultivated by animals, and they are worshiped by the world to receive incense from the world, and they can only become immortals after attaining the Tao.

There are no more than two paths for animal cultivation, one is the right path, gathering spirituality, knowing people, and becoming immortals.

The second is what we usually call a monster.

The disciples who come out of the horse usually use the five road immortals, that is, foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, snakes, and mice.

These fairies have their own strengths, some are good at exorcizing evil spirits and catching ghosts, some are good at divination and hexagrams, and some are good at harming people.

With Shanhaiguan as the boundary, the north side is the horse disciples, and the south side is our Taoist.

"Hehe, the disciple who came out of the horse is just using some beasts with a slight climate to harm people." Dad smiled disdainfully, and a burst of anger flashed in his eyes: "Since you dare to come to our south, Lao Tzu will directly send those beasts to reincarnate." ”

The fat man listened to his father in a daze, and he didn't move for a long time, and when his father finished speaking, the fat man reacted and shouted: "No wonder that person is talking with a shareholder Beiwei!" Uncle, don't talk about this, it's important to save people quickly! ”

Dad shook his head helplessly: "I can't save it now, but I can stabilize his injury, do you have a person's customer's phone number?" ”

"I have!" The fat man hurriedly took out a note from his pocket, with a mobile phone number written on it, this should be the grandson's, right?

Old Song smiled lewdly: "Leave it to me, doesn't my uncle just want that customer to send the grandson who hurt one person to Guiyang?" Mere trifle. As soon as the voice fell, I made a phone call from my landline at home.

"Hello, do you know anyone?" Old Song smiled slightly.

"Don't talk, what the hell are you!" The tone on the other end of the phone seemed a little impatient: "Hurry up." ”

"I'm your father, you're my son, I'll tell you for him, if you don't come to kill us, we'll kill you."

Lao Song smiled in a pretending tone: "Son, if you don't come, be careful of your head moving." ”

After listening to Lao Song, there was no sound for a long time, and only after a while did a faint sneer come out: "It's up to you?" Tomorrow you will die. After saying that, he hung up the phone at once.

We were all dumbfounded, what happened to this grandson? Don't ask where we are?

"Let's get ready, let's just get that grandson's half life tomorrow." Dad got up and walked out of the room, and after a few minutes came in with a piece of white jade: "This thing can stabilize his injuries, and the charm engraved on it can suppress the qi of those beasts, that person should also have some ability, let's go to the antique store tomorrow and wait for them." ”

The atmosphere at the dinner table was very intense, especially the excitement of Lao Song's grandson.

"This is our brother, daughter-in-law Xiaoqian, you can just call him fat brother." I pointed to them and introduced the fat man: "This is my daughter-in-law, this is the old Song daughter-in-law." ”

As soon as he heard me say this, the fat man was stunned, and asked blankly, "Old Song's daughter-in-law?" ”

"yes, what's wrong?" I looked at him quizzically.

"Hahahaha! Lao Song's grandson is so obscene, he even has a daughter-in-law! I've seen it for a long time! Before I finished speaking, the fat man slapped the table and laughed, and from time to time pointed at Lao Song and mocked: "Brother Song has a daughter-in-law!" We've got to have a drink for that! ”

Lao Song smiled and nodded, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, it should be because Xiaoqian is here, so he has to maintain his image.

Don't look at him now that he's quite calm, I dare to pack the ticket, Lao Song must want to slaughter the fat man, I haven't seen anyone, Lao Song is ready to go to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife?

After eating, everyone cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and Lao Song and I went to send our daughter-in-law home, while the fat man guarded the six fingers in the room.

"The person who was injured today is Six Fingers, right?" The daughter-in-law said to herself in the car: "I know that you are afraid that I will worry, and I will not ask, can you be careful yourself?" Xiaoqian is not stupid, and she doesn't think it's easy to do today, but none of us want to ask. You and Lao Song V are safe and sound, don't be in danger. ”

Although we didn't tell the others about the adventure this time, we did tell my mother some stories about them.

Hearing my daughter-in-law say this, I didn't know what to say for a while, so I could only nod stupidly and comforted: "Don't worry, it'll be fine." ”

After going home in the evening, I shared a bed with Lao Song, while the fat man slept in the study, and six fingers stood up in Lao Song's room.

"Quack!"

Ahem, I forgot to say that it's not a little bit, this little guy sleeps next to my pillow, it should be the last time the joy left a shadow on it, and I don't dare to watch TV again.

Everybody's sleeping well, right? But Lao Song's grandson is a virtue that is not beaten! Don't talk about grinding your teeth in bed, don't you do Tai Chi in bed, okay? This sleepwalking also brings Tai Chi, what a problem!