Chapter 2 Aunt Zhao
Gu, this is a general term for a "virus", which is roughly divided into live Gu and poisonous Gu (poisonous Gu is also known as medicine Gu), have you seen Resident Evil?
It's similar to the T-virus, which is lethal enough to kill people, but it's not usually contagious.
The Pumi people, the Miao people, and the Zhuang people all have Gu production methods, among which the Miao people are the leader, and the prestige of the grass ghost woman is even more terrifying in the Yungui area of Xiangxi.
(Note: The Grass Ghost Woman is the woman who raises Gu.) )
The old man knows a lot about this thing, he once wanted to teach me how to deal with this kind of thing, but I didn't learn it, and this is also to blame the old man's teaching methods are unscientific.
In order to let me deeply understand Gu poison, he directly borrowed a worm from Mrs. Sun's house outside the county, a bug with white flesh, and when I saw this bug, it was still spitting out white thick pulp, which was said to be a kind of venom.
At that time, I felt that my scalp exploded violently, and I grass! It's disgusting!
Since then, I have been respectful of Gu and stayed away, those who dare to learn this thing are strongmen, I am a coward, and I don't have that kind of heart.
It took me a few years before I learned that the old man was just to scare me into playing, and it was not difficult to solve the Gu, as long as the Gu was not too strange and tricky, the Yi family's five towns could solve it.
In a way, Gu poison is actually the same injustice as animals, but the methods of harming people are different.
Of course, all that can be done is live Gu, that is, Gu under insects and animals, if that Gu is a Gu that is similar to poison made with poisonous weeds and so on, I really have no tricks.
I learned the first three of the five major gates, and I really haven't learned the one that treats the disease.
It's like asking me to be an attending physician as a gynecologist in an andrology hospital, which is a standard specialty that doesn't fit.
"Uncle Zhao, why don't you go to Mrs. Sun outside the county for such a thing?" I was puzzled and asked, "She is a well-known grass ghost woman in our area, and there is a Gu that she can't solve?" ”
"Mrs. Sun died two years ago, don't you know what to do?" Uncle Zhao looked at me strangely.
I rubbed my temples with a headache, and said to myself, where do I know this news? I don't know that Mrs. Sun well, and the old man and her are just ordinary friendships, and the old man is said to have received money for borrowing insects.
"Let's go, let's go and show Auntie first, this thing can't be delayed." I said, turned around and went to pack up my things, thinking about what reason to find a reason to separate the two brothers and sisters of Zhou Yan for a while.
I finished packing, found a reason, and turned around.
Zhou Yan and Zhou Yujia also sorted out the garbage on the ground, prepared to watch, and then followed me.
"Can you go back?" I'm bitter.
"I'll go and see." The two siblings spoke in unison.
"Fat uncle, why don't you take them to Longshan County?" I turned my head to look at the fat uncle expectantly.
The fat uncle looked distressed and wanted to say, "I'll take you around, right?" Before the words came out, he was immediately blocked back by Zhou Yujia.
I saw Zhou Yujia walking to the fat uncle very naturally, and looked at the fat uncle pitifully: "Uncle, with you protecting me and my brother, what are you afraid of, right?" ”
The fat uncle wanted to refuse, but I could see that he was a mature person, and it was impossible to be defeated by this little trick
"Oh, do you know how dangerous it is in the road, you have to stand far away for a while, and you must not come forward to join in the fun, do you know the road?" The fat uncle smiled gently, and his Mandarin was extremely fluent.
I grass.
"When did your relationship become so good?" I asked, puzzled.
The fat uncle didn't answer me, but just sighed, "They are all four (is) good children, they know how to be polite, not like you are a melon peel." ”
Zhou Yujia smiled and didn't speak, and in the end, Zhou Yan came over to solve the mystery for me.
"My sister and I went to see you once some time ago, it's early, and you're sleeping." Zhou Yan said secretly: "Then the fat uncle chatted with us for a while, I heard that he had just come to Guiyang, so we took him out to play, all kinds of eating and drinking, the fat uncle is also interesting, and he will be familiar with it after coming and going." ”
When the words fell, Zhou Yan leaned into my ear and muttered: "This time I went back to Guiyang, there are good things waiting for you." ”
I smiled and asked, "What's the good thing?" ”
"Your twenty-five is not too young, it's time to find a girlfriend." Zhou Yan said seriously.
I didn't speak, just stared at him.
"Cao, my family has arranged a blind date for me, and when the time comes, you will accompany me, I am embarrassed to go alone." Zhou Yan confessed, with a helpless face: "There is still a group of girlfriends on the other side, if you don't go, will you let me fight alone?" ”
"Wrap me up for a month's snack."
"Why are you so dark, no, Brother Yi?"
Under my threatening eyes, this grandson still gave in, although he was very unwilling, but did he dare to fight back?
While chatting, we walked to the foot of Longshan Mountain.
When we got down the mountain, Uncle Zhao led us to a van on the side of the road, opened the car door and greeted us.
"There's a fat uncle here, Uncle Zhao, you're worried." I laughed.
Hearing me say this, Uncle Zhao could only nod his head and agree, sat in the driver's seat and stepped on the accelerator, and the car got on the highway and ran straight towards the county.
"Uncle, have you moved?"
"Yes, now we live on the county government's side, the yard where we used to live has been demolished, and the place where you used to live is now a foundation, the upper floor is ripping off, and the house has not been built yet."
I sighed.
Originally, Uncle Fat and I planned to go back to have a look, but now that they are all foundations, what's the point of going back?
The atmosphere in the car is two extremes, sitting in the front Uncle Zhao and I are very quiet, but the back is like the New Year, laughing and laughing.
"You're really a family, look at that smile." I looked in the rearview mirror and was helpless.
Just as I took out my cigarette case to smoke a cigarette, my phone rang.
"The surname is Yi, you are twenty-five years old this year, have you ever thought about finding a girlfriend?"
This is a text message sent to me by Zhou Yan, and when I looked up, this grandson was being squeezed by the fat uncle, and he was texting me with a painful face, and I didn't know which tendon he was wrong, whether he was thinking that he was talking too much or what, and asked me this kind of question inexplicably today.
"I've thought about it, but whoever looks up to me, I'm a wreath seller, you stupid." I replied to the text message, and then added: "Grandson, did you take the wrong medicine today, why did you want to ask me this." ”
In less than half a minute, he replied to me.
"What do you think of my sister?"
The first time I saw this, I almost bit my tongue.
Seriously, I thought about Zhou Yan's more than 300 answers, did he really not expect this grandson to give this answer, which was completely unexpected by me.
According to the direction of the TV series, his next sentence should be "Do you think my sister is compatible with you"
No way! Zhou Yan and I are brothers, how can I be that sister!
I pressed my phone a few times, and was about to give him a tactful reply, "Your sister's temper is a little short-tempered, will your father dismantle me"
Before I could finish the text message, Zhou Yan's text message came again.
"Will she be able to get married?"
I grass.
This is the second time I have shouted the word "I grass" in my heart today, to be honest, I want to throw Zhou Yan out of the car, this is not a joke.
More than 40 minutes later, the car stopped outside the community not far from the county government, and when we got out of the car, Uncle Zhao took us to a residential building in the community, and his face was very anxious.
On the fourth floor, Uncle Zhao opened the door and hurriedly led us to the house.
There was a pair of young men and women sitting in the living room, about the same age as me, but they were older than me, I didn't know the woman, the man should be Uncle Zhao's son, and we went to the yard to play together.
"Dad, who are these?" Uncle Zhao's son greeted us, looked at us politely, and asked, "May I ask who you are?" ”
Uncle Zhao whispered, "Give your mother a doctor." ”
I walked over with a smile and politely stretched out my hand to him: "Brother Zhao, you don't know me, Yi Mutou." ”
Uncle Zhao's son was stunned, then he laughed, didn't shake hands with me, walked to my side and hugged me heavily: "Hey, the little wood has become a big wood now, I haven't seen it for so many years, I have to have a good drink at night!" ”
"Don't pretend to be dead, you forgot that you owed me three popsicles? Big brother with an egg? I leaned into his ear and said, Uncle Zhao's son was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed.
I also smiled and patted Brother Zhao: "Brother, you sit down first, I'll go and see my aunt." ”
Brother Zhao hesitated, but still nodded: "I still know the old man's ability, didn't you take me to see the old man's corpse, this time?"
"I'm sorry for you." Brother Zhao patted me on the shoulder heavily.
"You're welcome, treat me to a drink in the evening." I laughed.
After chatting with each other, Brother Zhao introduced his daughter-in-law again, and only then did he take us to the bedroom door and instructed us, "Cover your nose." ”
"Why are you covering your nose?" I just wanted to ask the reason curiously, but I didn't expect Brother Zhao to push the bedroom door open, and the stench inside suddenly gushed out, not to mention Zhou Yujia and Zhou Yan, even me and the fat uncle were disgusted by the smell and retched.
The smell is hard to describe, a bit like a corpse smell, but a little bit of that "greasy" smell, I don't feel pungent when I smell it, I just instinctively want to vomit.
"This Gu is too ruthless," I looked into the bedroom, and immediately involuntarily covered my mouth and retched.
There was a woman in her fifties lying on the big bed in the bedroom, and her face was familiar to me, that was Uncle Zhao's daughter-in-law.
At this moment, her appearance is not just described by the word "scary".
Aunt Zhao's body twitched profusely, her eyes were wide, the whites of her eyes looked unusually prominent, and the corners of her mouth were flowing out of some foul-smelling liquid, the same as soy milk, but the color was yellow.
"Uncle Zhao, you go to the Chinese medicine store outside to buy some wormwood, hurry up." I said with an ugly face.