Chapter 1: Going to the Grave

20 August, 2007.

Xiangxi, Longshan County.

A week ago, we returned to Guiyang from Fengtianfu.

After staying in Guiyang for a day or two, after receiving a call from Hai Dongqing, he hurried to Longshan and received the old lady's bones.

The person Hai Dongqing found seemed to be driving a black car, or a professional one.

It was only three days from Shenyang to Xiangxi, and the driver buddy sent me the bones of the old lady, and the bones were still packed for me in a sandalwood box, and the service attitude was very good, and I was about to catch up with SF.

On the day we received the old lady's bones, my fat uncle and I asked someone to dig a new tomb next to the old man's tomb, and the next day, the tombstone was carved, and we sent the old lady up the mountain.

The two tombs are very close to each other, which should be regarded as a reunion of father and son.

"Fat uncle, where is the old man's mother buried, do you know the way?" I sat in front of the grave with my fat uncle smoking a cigarette and chatting, two packets of peanuts and some cooked food were randomly placed on the ground, and next to them were the two bottles of liquor we had just opened.

The fat uncle shook his head: "I don't know what to do, the old man has never said it." ”

"It's strange, I remember that the old man didn't go to the grave of his mother, and he wanted to put the three of them together," I muttered with a frown, and took a sip of the wine glass into my mouth.

As soon as the wine was in my mouth, the fat uncle slapped me on the back of the head and almost spit out the wine.

"Anointing (no) courtesy! Old man, drop mother, why don't you use an honorific title?! Uncle Fat educated me with righteous words: "You should call her"

I yawned and looked at the fat uncle, and at this time his face was already full of the words "What should I call the old man's mother".

After half a ring, he looked at me in embarrassment, buried himself in his drink, and said no more.

"Fat uncle, how much do you say we can sell that jade plate?" While drinking, I looked at the dirt slope at the foot of Longshan Mountain, and whispered, "That grandson of the big bird won't be stupid and lose money, I think this birdman is very stupid when I look at him like that." ”

The fat uncle shook his head: "He is familiar with the antique industry, and there is nothing to do." ”

Hai Dongqing didn't come to Longshan with us, but went back to Tianjin Wei directly with the jade plate, as for the jade box and the bronze statue inside, none of us wanted to sell it, so we threw the wreath in the store without much thought.

What secrets are in that thing that we haven't figured out, even if we research it, we can't sell it, as a Chinese with a sense of honor, can we sell this thing? This is a national treasure!

The above words are a bit pretentious.

I said something reliable: "We haven't figured out how much that thing can be worth, in order to avoid losses, we can only study slowly, and when we find some eyebrows, we will sell it." ”

I yawned and opened another bottle of liquor, walked to the tombstone of the old man and the old lady and fell, the wine spilled on the ground, and the grass on the ground was buried by the smell of wine again, I sniffed and silently felt the breath of nature.

"Old man, you see how good I am to you, your father and I have come all the way to find it for you." I said, and then I found out that I was speechless, and then changed my words: "No, I brought your father here." ”

The fat uncle seemed to be drunk, and sat with a wine burp and looked at me, muttering something in his mouth and not knowing what he was talking about.

"Come on, come on, see your grandson's craft." With that, I got up and walked to the side and brought over the plastic bags containing some "goodies", a total of six oversized plastic bags.

Squatting down, I placed the bag on the ground and opened the opening, and took the things out one by one.

This time I brought a lot of tribute, a Lamborghini, a Rolls-Royce, three old lady paper figures, two young girl paper figures, a pair of mahjong and a villa.

Of course, it's all paper.

"I don't know if you like the same age or twilight love, no, it's all brought to you to choose." I laughed and piled all the paper figures together, poured some liquor on them, and the lighter started to burn in one click.

I lit a cigarette and smoked it, scratching my head: "The paper figure is two to one, and the others are a little smaller, you can make do with it, anyway, the real body of the ghost can shrink, you know." ”

At this moment, I only felt a strong wind behind me, and I subconsciously flashed to the right, just in time to avoid this flying kick.

Which brute is plotting against me?!

Maybe it's because I plotted that my skills are too poor, or maybe it's because the old man blessed me and made this grandson lose his balance halfway.

He didn't kick me, and the whole person flew straight forward for a meter, and then, the man fell to the ground with an embarrassed butt, and looked at me even more embarrassed: "Grandson, your brother Zhou has come to see you." ”

I just wanted to go up and give him two blows, but when I saw that the man surnamed Zhou was getting up in embarrassment, I couldn't help laughing: "Stupid, you still want to kick me?" ”

Zhou Yan patted his pants and stood up, and kept muttering, "If it weren't for Brother Zhou's mercy at his feet, and you didn't sleep well last night, you would have gone down to report a long time ago, and I'll tell you."

My swear words popped out involuntarily.

For a while, the level of my conversation with Zhou Yan fell directly to the trough, and I firmly believe that this has nothing to do with the dirty export of our exports.

Before I rolled up my sleeves and went up to clean him up, something that embarrassed me and made Zhou Yan smile.

"I'm grass."

"Hey~~~"

I covered my ass and looked back, and when I saw Zhou Yujia looking at me with a smile, the corners of my eyes immediately began to twitch.

This girl isn't in class!

She seems to be on vacation

"Sister Zhou, what are you looking for?" I asked, smirking.

It's better to coax her back sooner, after all, it's not a good thing to have a half-grown girl always by her side ready to plot against me

Zhou Yujia walked over with his hands behind his back, and looked at me with a wicked smile: "Xiao Yizi, I heard that you went back to Guiyang a few days ago, why don't you tell your sister?" ”

I rolled my eyes, and said in my heart that it was a grandson who told me about my return to Guiyang, and in less than half a minute, I was sure that the culprit caused the news of me to spread.

When I was at Li Daxue's house, I got drunk unintentionally, and then

"Zhou Yan, grandpa, I'll go back to Guiyang in a few days to catch the wind for grandpa, do you hear?" I was drunk, called Zhou Yan in a daze, thought about it and added: "Of course, Lao Tzu may also go to Longshan and go to the grave of the old man, you should pay attention to both sides, if I don't see you, I will scold the street, do you know how to catch the wind and feast?" ”

Thinking of this, I subconsciously gave myself a slap in the face, which was strong enough to slap a mosquito to death.

"It's cheap." I wanted to sigh, but seeing Zhou Yujia staring at me fiercely, I finally swallowed the words and changed the topic: "How do you know that I am here?" I don't remember telling you when I was going to go up the mountain. ”

Hearing this, Zhou Yujia smiled and turned his gaze to the fat uncle who was silent.

When the fat uncle saw that I was looking at him, he coughed and stopped talking.

"I have a fat uncle's mobile phone number, and I called you a few days ago, and you didn't tell you where you were." Zhou Yujia said with a smile, then frowned, and looked at me unhappily: "Don't you want me to follow you out to play?" ”

"It's great that you're here! Why wouldn't I want you to come out and play! Talk nonsense! "The joy of a father-son reunion suddenly appeared on my face, I am the former, and Zhou Yan is the latter.

Zhou Yan is a person who understands me, and when he saw my expression, he had an urge to kill, but he didn't dare to show it, after all, he still needs to maintain his image in front of his own sister.

But does he still have an image? As long as Zhou Yujia is fried, he will not be scolded like a dog every time

"Come on, come on, put incense on grandpa." I smiled and brought Zhou Yujia to the tombstone, and asked curiously, "Why do you have a fat uncle's phone?" ”

"Usually looking for you, you either forget to charge the phone and automatically shut down, or it is shut down in arrears, it is better to leave the fat uncle's phone to work." Zhou Yujia gave me a blank look.

I smiled awkwardly.

"What is this?" Zhou Yan gave me a look, meaning to ask me, whose grave is next to the old man?

"My grandfather's is the old man's father, and he just moved the grave from the mountain next door some time ago." I laughed.

When they heard me say this, they didn't think much about it, and respectfully put incense sticks on the old man, and then put incense sticks on the old lady, and then turned around and walked to me, and continued to chat with me.

Most of the content revolves around: Where have you been in Shenyang? How about a snack there? Are there any beautiful women?

The last question was asked by Zhou Yan, of course I said yes, and said: "Lao Tzu has soaked in seven or eight, do you still need to ask?" ”

Just as we were sitting on the ground and chatting, suddenly someone came out from the side of the mountain road, and walked three steps and two steps along the small dirt slope to us, a person I was familiar with.

This person used to live next door to me and the old man's house, and he was good to me and the old man, and I always called him Uncle Zhao.

Since I moved with the old man and sold the old house, I haven't seen Uncle Zhao for a certain number of years.

Uncle Zhao first said hello to the fat uncle, called out to the fat brother, and then turned his gaze to me, although there was a displeased expression on his face, the smile on the corner of his mouth was still difficult to hide.

"Fine! Why don't you tell Uncle Zhao when you come to Longshan?! ”

"I've been busy for the past two days, and I'm still thinking about Ming'er going to you for a meal!" I stood up with a smile, and was about to say a few words to Uncle Zhao, when I inadvertently saw the anxiety in his eyes.

"Uncle Zhao, how do you know that I'm here?" I didn't ask him directly, I changed the subject.

Uncle Zhao smiled: "Someone under the mountain saw you coming to the grave of the old man, no, I came up to find you." ”

When the words fell, Uncle Zhao seemed to ask casually: "Fine, this thing, do you know how to treat it?" ”

"Uncle Zhao, if you have something, just say it, I will definitely help if I can help." I frowned, and said in my heart that something was probably going on at Uncle Zhao's house, and I just came up the mountain and came to me in a hurry, is it

"The old man is gone, I really don't know who I can find to help my daughter-in-law solve the Gu, fine man, this" Uncle Zhao's smile was full of bitterness, and he said apologetically: "Didn't you also learn those things from the old man?" Can you help Uncle Zhao? ”