"What are you, when I burned money for my deceased elders during the Chinese New Year, I received a text message just after burning, I took it out and looked at it, and my soul was so scared." Xue Shizhe said bitterly.

"What are you writing, Lao Xue, don't sell it." Guo Kai tapped the table with a teacup and asked, "Damn, it says: The money has been received!" Xue Shizhe said tangledly, this is fun for everyone, and if there is a joke, he said: "I dare to open a text message obligation below." ”

"What, don't you want to celebrate the New Year, the account has to be flattened, so I called the few companies that owed a few sums of money, and after they received the money, they sent me a text message to tell me, and the problem was too hard to choose at this time." Old Schett explained helplessly.

Before everyone finished laughing, this guy continued: "Since then, I have been unlucky, and I have not opened and (Nianhu) to play mahjong during the New Year." What do you think is this? ”

"What Lao Xue said is the truth." Lao Xue's daughter-in-law Zhang Linlin also confirmed that what her husband said was true. "At first, when Lao Xue told me about his bad luck, I didn't believe it. But I can't stand him always talking about this, in order to confirm that what he said is true, he took me to the lottery station, bought four notes thirty-six to choose seven, and it is twenty-eight different numbers, and wait until the day of the lottery to see, God, he bought the four notes of the lottery ticket, there is not a winning number, you say he is not unlucky? ”

"Sister Zhang, if what you said is true, then your family will make a fortune." I said to Zhang Linlin with a smile.

"Weishenme?" As soon as she heard that she was rich, she was so excited that she hurriedly asked me.

"Do you think, thirty-six, let your husband buy the unreliable twenty-eight numbers, and the remaining eight numbers, let's buy them casually, you can win the second prize no matter how you buy it, you call it a blessing in disguise, understand?" I told my thoughts to everyone present, and everyone felt that this method was reliable, so they decided to pull Lao Xue to buy lottery tickets after eating.

"Oh, big guy, don't play with me, Lao Wang, have you passed the exam?" Old Xue Chao Wang Xing asked.

"Alas, I'll go, haven't I been stealing vegetables lately, but I'm miserable." Wang Xing said helplessly.

After looking at everyone's expectant expressions, Wang Xing continued: "Let's take the exam, that is, in the form of walking, except for the mobile phone, other materials can be brought casually, which is equivalent to an open-book exam."

Although I am not good at culture, I am familiar with the answers, and if you test me now, I can answer them for you immediately, and I will be proficient to this extent. ”

"Are you qualified?" Lao Xue continued to ask.

"Qualified fart!" Li Yue scolded angrily, "Among the more than 100 people who took the exam, he was the only one who did not pass. People are desperately answering questions, your big brother is good, he finished writing the paper early, and then used his mobile phone to steal vegetables in the examination room, stealing you quietly, and asked the people around him for the Q number, planning to pull a few more friends, so that he could steal the vegetables, but was seen by the leader who supervised from above, and you said that he was not sick. ”

"Alright, alright! If you can't take the test next time, why do you keep talking about this. Wang Xing unhappily interrupted Li Yue's words.

"Why, don't let me say it, I hold a computer all day long, and I don't see what scientific research results you have come up with." This eldest sister deserves to be a scientific research institute, and she really has the spirit of scientific research.

"Don't talk about me, don't you also hold a computer, study stocks all day long, study and research, put all the money in the family, and have the face to say about me." Wang Xing directly exposed the other party's sore spots.

"Stop, stop! Everyone came here for dinner today, don't mention those things that are not happy, it can be regarded as giving my old Tan a face. Mr. Tan came out at the right time to play a round.

But even so, those two are still tense, well, even if this one doesn't fight here, they have to fight when they go back.

"Actually, it's not that hard to win!" I was amazed.

"Yo, I don't see it, you still play stocks?" Qian Chunlei looked down on me and said.

"Brother and sister, you let Jia Shu finish speaking." Wang Xing is still a little human, and he said a fair word.

I was going to mention the gambling charm, but after listening to the woman surnamed Qian, it became a fire for nothing. The second Onima's, got Sennima's force. What the little master looks down on the most is you low-level civil servants, who treat leaders like He Shen, make reports like Kong Fansen, treat the people like Tyson, and make money like Gao Baosen.

If you want to say that you are rich, the little master may not lose to you; If you want to talk about shili, I will take out a high-ranking official who the imperial capital knows, and the mayor has to give face; If you want to talk about the degree of freedom, if I am willing to open the door to make money, if I am not willing to open the door, why can I go out to travel, can you compare? Jiao, as for pretending to be like this?

As soon as you enter the door, a few of you will be enough to pretend to be forced, and if you don't get up, it's just that, at least don't sit there and chat, you don't even have the most basic politeness; After coming in and sitting down, open and close your mouth is where to buy something, what to use, and pretend to be a Nima big-tailed eagle! When I was in the imperial capital, I bought more than 3,000 skin care products for my mother, and the old lady used it to wipe the cracked heels, are you so willing to do it?

And the little master earns his own money, because the money comes cleanly, I can spend it how I want, which is like you one by one, next Olympics!

Xue Shizhe saw the anger flashing in my eyes, and hurriedly took over the topic, "Jia Shu, you wait a while, I'll tell you an interesting story when I went to the party school for further study." ”

Without waiting for everyone to agree, this product continued to speak: "At that time, I went to a party school in a foreign place for further study, and there were four people in a dormitory, among which roommate A and roommate B were extremely discordant, and they quarreled at every turn, and A was a southerner, and the rest of our brothers were all northerners, so A didn't dare to do it, for fear that a few of us would clean him up, so he threatened to learn from Magajue, and sooner or later he would destroy a few of us."

Roommate B drank too much that night, and as you know, it's a formality to say that Shen Ji is special, and he went to win over the relationship for himself. When he returned, the lights had been turned off in the bedroom, and the goods had not turned on the lights, so they went into the house, and if they were not careful, the goods stumbled on the stool, and as a result, their heads were stuck on the corner of the table.

At that time, the blood was like a fountain, and it sprayed roommate A's face, and I was kind, so I accompanied him to the hospital for stitches, leaving roommate A alone in the dormitory.

Next Olympics! When I came back, I found my other roommate running naked in the playground shirtless and wearing a pair of pants. The city is colder than Liaoning, I wondered, so I stepped forward and asked the other party what was wrong?

The other party looked at me as if he had seen a relative, and he told me about the incident with a handful of snot and tears. It turned out that after I sent roommate B to the hospital, roommate A felt that it was a classmate after all, and roommate B was also very miserable, so I planned to fix the chair that roommate B had crushed when he fell, and then called my roommate who was still sleeping to go to the hospital to see roommate B.

Because it was a stool repair, it jingled, and woke up the remaining roommate. This thing got up and rubbed his eyes and looked: roommate A had a bloody face, raised a hammer, and B and I were gone, and I thought of A saying that he wanted to be a Maccabe, so scared that he ran out without wearing clothes. If I hadn't come back in time, this thing would have had to be frozen into a popsicle. ”

to be continued