Hey, I'll go, as soon as this guy finished speaking, the whole room was full of laughing and peeing, this Nima is strange every year, and there are a lot of them this year. Even I swept away the unhappiness just now and laughed with the crowd.

"Since Lao Xue told such an interesting story, then I will also tell you one." Qian Chunlei quickly shifted everyone's attention to herself, and then began to speak shamelessly: "Once I took a plane to the city, I met a very stupid old man, after the plane took off, the old man shouted in the seat at the back of the plane: "Waiter! Waiter! When the stewardess had passed, the old man yelled for water.

Not long after the stewardess had settled the old man, the old man began to shout again: "Waiter! Waiter! I'm going to the hut! "At that time, I saw the stewardess taking the old man to the bathroom with a black line on her face. After returning to her seat, the stewardess said to the old man: "Hello, if you need help in the future, please press the button above your head, and I will help you solve it." After the old man listened, he didn't speak for a long time, and the stewardess thought he understood and left. Not long after, the old man pressed the button above his head, but when the stewardess walked over, she almost fainted from the old man. I saw that after the uncle pressed the button, he stood up and shouted at the button: "Waiter! Waiter! Haha, that's funny, isn't it? ”

But what she didn't expect was that except for her own giggles, everyone else looked at her silently, and no one laughed.

I have no objection to some artists making fun of people with disabilities on stage, or some hard-working people in reality, because that is their profession, and winning the audience to laugh is the greatest recognition for them. To paraphrase Guo Degang's words: "If the cross talk is not funny, it is really funny." ”

But I don't accept Qian Chunlei's attitude of making fun of the old man in reality. Imagine that an old man may have never been on a plane in his life, but it is normal to take a plane once and do something wrong in the face of something he doesn't understand. It's like when we were kids learning to tie our shoes and hold chopsticks, there's nothing funny. On the contrary, it is the people who think this story is ridiculous, which really makes me feel sad.

Seeing that this was about to be cold, she saw Yuanyuan cough and said, "Do you think I'm fat now?" ”

Mr. Tan is such a smart person, and immediately picked up the conversation, "How slim you are now, you are definitely a standard figure." ”

"When I was a kid, I was a big fat man." Yuanyuan said seriously, "Really? "So how did you lose weight to get to this point?" Li Yue and Zhang Linlin asked separately.

"Really, what are you doing! Sister Zhang, you listen to me first, and I'll tell you the secret when I get back. Yuanyuan said to the two of them separately, and after seeing the successful transfer of the topic, Yuanyuan continued: "I was forced to split my mind when I was a child, because my mother was unhappy when she saw that I was fat, and I was yelled at by her when I was at home: "I still have to raise fat at home!" Won't you hang out? When I go out, I will be despised and say, "Do you want to drag a body of meat to me to be embarrassed?" Treat me well" Actually, I'm really my own, and I definitely didn't pick it up from the garbage heap. ”

Everyone was daxiao for a while, and it seemed that the unhappiness caused by Qian Chunlei was covered up by success.

Taking this opportunity, Lili said, "My mother said I was brought from the hospital. "This seems to be the mass version.

"What's the matter, my mother has always said that I collapsed out of the cracks in the stone like Sun Wukong, because I believe in her so much." Lele on the side continued, Okay, this should belong to the version produced by watching too many TV series.

So, the various versions of where the children came from began to discuss.

"My mom said I bought it from the traffickers for 20 yuan, and it seemed like the pork was only 5 cents a pound at that time. Then under my questioning, my mother admitted that I was more beautiful and stronger than a pig, so she bought it for me as soon as she gritted her teeth, and when I grew up, I would kill and eat meat. "It seems that Huanhuan's mother is a foodie, otherwise how can she compare a pig with a child, and she plans to eat her own child, so scary!

"What are you, my mother said that my father had been on a business trip at that time, and the house was too deserted, so my mother thought desperately, and after thinking about it for ten months, I came up with it from my mother's head." I can only say that Meimei's mother should write novels, no matter how creative it is, the child can come up with it.

"My mother said: There is a small children's processing base, and they have made a lot of children, and all the boys they have left behind to work as coolies in the future. And the little girls had to throw them away, or put them on the hillside to feed the wolves. Because the processing base is unwilling to raise a little girl, it just feels that it has been raised, and it has to give a dowry, and it is a loss to sell it at a loss. My mother picked up the children at the foot of the mountain every day, and Zuihou picked the cutest child to take home, and said that she wanted to see those little boys become singles in the future. "Xuanxuan's mother is even more bizarre, she definitely goes to work more, or she receives less dowry, and she plans to take her daughter back.

"You are all content, my mother said that I was the fruit of my family's pear tree, and then when they ate it, they found that I was in the fruit, and I was very afraid of eating pears when I was a child, for fear that I would eat a baby myself." Lan Lan said tangledly, Momotaro's version.

But when it was Dudu's turn, the girl lowered her head and didn't speak for a long time. Under everyone's repeated urging, she blushed and said, "My mother said: I was pulled out by her." "Well, it seems that this is the closest to the real situation, but the taste is a bit heavy.

After talking for a while, it was finally my turn, I cleared my throat and said: "That night, lightning and thunder, wind and rain, after a lightning bolt released by the beautiful god, I saw Inuyasha appear in front of my parents with a baby, he said that he was being chased by the Super Saiyan, for the safety of Penguin Village, he dissolved Luffy and shouted: There is only one truth, and on behalf of the moon to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, when he learned the book of heaven and defeated the Hulu brothers and the black cat sheriff, he will return to the Hokage's village, After rejecting the entanglement between the three sisters of Maoyan and Ah Xiang, they married Ling Boli.

Who knew that halfway through the killing, the pseudo-girl with the black ball was killed, and the ninja Rantaro, Fuxing Boy and others came over to make trouble. So, he piloted the Gundam SEED and battled it out against Megatron and Optimus Prime, who were commanded by the opposing party. In the end, Sakata Gintoki, who was dressed in the Golden Saint Seiya, and the timely addition of Scarlet Kenshin and Rukawa Kaede, finally made the other party shout: I will come back!

Zuihou, in the city in the sky, Sebastian? Mika Ellis and Yusuke Urahan serve as best men, Hell Maiden and Xana serve as bridesmaids, and Chihiro and Maruko Cherry serve as flower girls in a grand wedding of the century.

Originally, I was going to give me the responsibility of maintaining the security of the universe, but considering that the name Ikyu was too simple, Hideyoshi Onizuka and Lelouch decided to call me Crayon Shin-chan. ”

As soon as I was halfway through the sentence, many anime experts among the girls began to exclaim. When I finished, a few of the girls in the room even started applauding me. Actually, I just want to say that this is less than one-tenth of what the little master has seen.

to be continued