"What do you think, so obsessed? It's time to get there! Wang Lili's words pulled me back from my thinking to reality.

"Oh, nothing." Even if I say it, the other party may not be able to understand, what is the Tibetan fetal realm, the King Kong realm, the other party is just an ordinary little girl, don't look back and be scared because of this matter, so I still choose not to share this guess with the other party.

"Lie~ people!" Wang Lili pulled a long voice and said, "It's definitely holding back a bad stomach and preparing to fix me." ”

"It's good to know, hey, hey, hey!" I swept away my heavy mood and teased the other person.

"No, if you bully me, I won't be nice to you." The other party pretended to be angry, and said to me pitifully.

"Now it's just the two of us in the car, who are you letting me bully? Are you planning to let me bully myself? I said mischievously.

"Weishenme wants to bully, you can praise me." Wang Lili said to me excitedly.

"Then you see how it is: your husband cuts you thousands of times, and you treat your husband like your first love; My husband has abused you thousands of times, and you want to be with you forever in this life; The husband scolds you for not being blocked, and you treat yourself as a maid; My husband will always be God, and he will not abandon him in this life and this life; My husband's words are the truth, and the answer must be decent; The husband bragged that he had to cooperate, otherwise he would get a discount on his legs when he went home. I finished speaking with a smile, and I saw that Wang Lili was so angry that she almost went up and hammered me with her little fist.

"I'm not going to be with you." Wang Lili pouted and said.

"Don't mind, why don't I tell you a joke, if you laugh, even if I can't compensate you, how about it?" Speaking of telling jokes, I'm so good at it, I definitely come with my mouth open.

"As you say, if I don't laugh, you'll have to keep talking." Wang Lili glanced at her watch, it seemed that the supermarket and shopping mall were not open, so she just took this time to chat with me.

"Let me tell you an anecdote about the wedding." I blinked my eyes and began to preach earnestly: "I remember one time when the bride's father accompanied the bride into the sacred marriage hall, and then the bridegroom went to the bride with a white rose in his hand.

The normal process is that after the groom proposes to the bride, the bride's father will put his daughter's hand in the hands of the groom, which represents the most important handover ceremony of the bride's life. Then, send a blessing to the couple.

From the proposal to the handover was very smooth, and when the blessing was sent, the groom's father-in-law was so red that his old face was flushed, and then he said: "The goods will not be returned." ”

I thought this joke was funny, but Wang Lili stared at me with contempt and said, "It's not funny! ”

Rub, you little girl is still very difficult to serve, suddenly I saw the flow of people riding bicycles on the road passing in front of me, I had an idea, and opened my mouth to say: "When I was studying in Beijing, the biggest pleasure was to ride a bicycle, from those BMW and Mercedes Benz cars that were jammed on the road and floated gorgeously, that feeling, just one word: cool!" ”

Wang Lili continued to stare at me with hatred, well, this joke didn't make Ya laugh. I took a deep breath and then changed my voice to a bass voice: "I said that I went to the Taizi River with a group of friends to have a barbecue last summer, and just as we were about to put the beer in the river water to ice it, we suddenly saw an old monk with a white beard and eyebrows, staring at the endless flow of the Taizi River.

So, everyone came over, but they still stood there motionless. Since my friends wanted to know how much higher the level and realm of the enlightened monks were than us mortals, they sent me as a representative to test forward, so the following conversation was born:

Me: "Hello, Master! ”

Monk: "Yes." ”

Me: "Master, what are you doing?" ”

Monk (eyes on the water): ...... I thought that the master was going to have an epiphany, so I didn't dare to squeak, and I looked at it and saw a snake in the water not far away.

I casually asked, "What does the master think?" ”

At this time, the friends all straightened their ears and prepared to listen to the master's pointing, and after wiping it, they listened to the old monk say very bloodily: "Snake, swim really fast..."

Everyone was in a panic, and whispered "I'm the next Olympics!" I'm the next Olympics! I'm the next Olympics! "The Master calmly departed under our messy gaze."

“haha！” Wang Lili couldn't hold back anymore, she daxiao happily, and then she began to rub her face with her hands and said: "I don't care, you have to tell me funny jokes every day in the future to make me happy, do you hear?" ”

I blinked my little eyes, and then said: "From now on, I will only love you one, spoil you, and will not lie to you; I will do everything I promise you; Every word that is spoken to you is true; Don't bully you, don't scold you, believe in you; Someone bullies you, I will help you as soon as possible; When you are happy, I will be happy with you; If you are not happy, I will coax you to be happy, I will always think that you are the most beautiful, and I will dream of you; In my heart, there is only you! ”

"Husband, I love you so much!" Wang Lili hugged me, hehe!

As a man, as a man who has been in a thousand flowers and does not stick to his clothes, he must keep in mind those small passages that can be used all the time. Even if you are hit in the head by a train at a speed of 300 kilometers per hour, as long as you don't die, you still have to laugh at the girls, this is the legendary realm!

I was intoxicated here, so I heard this girl coquettishly say to me: "Tell me one more, husband, I haven't opened the door yet." ”

Looking out through the car window, sure enough, there were a lot of people waiting to open the door at the gate of the New Century, Muyushi and Hanlin Mansion.

"I remember when I was in college, our second child especially likes to read comics, once bought a set of pure men at the stall, the kind of hot-blooded comics that fight and kill, read in the dormitory every day, I despise him, and say that there is no jishu content at all. He often said with contempt that I had no taste at all, and that I didn't understand the kind of brotherly friendship, that kind of blood, or something. Finally, one day at noon, he watched... Suddenly, he turned his head and said to me, "Boss, why did they confess?" ”

"Haha, the mood is everywhere!" Wang Lili hugged me and almost lost her breath with a smile.

"That's a set of Japanese comics, especially for rotten girls, poor dick!" I cooperated with Wang Lili and said.

"Hey, open the door!" Wang Lili pointed to the group of owners who flocked in and said to me.

"Let's go, buy something for our parents and our parents." "Yes, buy gifts for our parents and our parents!" After I finished speaking, Wang Lili echoed loudly.

Damn, I didn't take a few steps out of the car when Wang Lili and I were stopped.

to be continued