I saw that the guy was holding a piece of paper in his hand, which said: I am a deaf and dumb person, I want to buy something to stutter, please give me a little money.

My first thought was: Could he be a liar? And I have 45 yuan on me, give it to him, what do I spend? So I asked Wang Lili, "What is written on that paper?" Oh, by the way, you don't know Chinese characters either, you say that we, Chinese Americans, don't know how to read, it's a shame for your parents! ”

Before Wang Lili could speak, this guy said: "Brother, my wallet has been ripped off, and I have no money to buy a ticket to go home, you can lend me some money, leave an address or account number or something, and return it to you when I get home, okay?" ”

I was surprised and said, "Aren't you deaf and mute?" ”

He was also surprised and asked, "Don't you know how to read?" ”

Leaving Wang Lili alone in the wind, causing passers-by to be surprised.

I heard someone behind me scolding: "Stupid ~! ”

Next Olympics! Does this scold me or the liar, or Wang Lili? For a while, the eyes of the three of us were focused on buddies.

Just look at the stupid man who spoke, standing not far behind Wang Lili, wearing a casual suit, a gray coat of woolen material on the outside, a dark purple striped scarf around his neck, and a pair of polished and bright leather shoes on his feet.

I have to say that this stupid guy is very tasteful, the fly in the ointment is that this guy is slightly short of height, at most about 1.7 meters, with a Korean hairstyle, and a pair of glasses, small eyes, a collapsed nose, a small mouth, a pair of attractive ears, how do you look at how a fool.

"Who are you scolding?" The liar first asked, "Stupid~!" "It looks like this guy will say this, forget it, maybe this thing is a psychopath, just look at the clothes you wear, it's nondescript. Thinking of this, I took Wang Lili's hand and walked quickly towards the New Century Supermarket.

Since the door had just opened, there were not many people, so I took Wang Lili's hand and asked, "Niu'er, should we bring a basket in to purchase, or push a cart in to purchase?" ”

"One pushes one!" This girl's answer makes me so happy, I rarely see such a local tyrant.

"Hey, husband, what if we get separated after a while?" Wang Lili asked precautionally.

I said very confidently: "That's not easy, I'll go to the radio station to broadcast: Ms. Wang Lili, your father is waiting for you at the door, after hearing the broadcast, please go to the door to meet your father immediately!" ”

"Dio! You're taking advantage of you again. Wang Lili pouted and said, that puffing up look is so cute, I was stupid for a while.

"Husband, what's wrong with you?" Wang Lili found that I was staring at her, and she didn't move for a long time, so she hurriedly asked.

"It's nothing, I especially like the way you sell cute." I replied with a smile.

"Then do you say that selling cute is a positive or derogatory term? Is it an advantage or a disadvantage? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Wang Lili asked after giving me a trolley.

My god replied, "Look at the looks! Then, I pointed to the other party and said, "For you, selling cuteness is both a compliment and an advantage, and it is also a good thing!" ”

"Husband, your mouth is so sweet." Wang Lili said happily, in fact, it's not that I have a sweet mouth, it's that you are so beautiful, you let Sister Feng sell a cute one, forget it, I feel unappetizing when I think about it.

I'm feeling that when I married such a flower-like girl, a girl next to me who looks huge and sorry for the audience seems to be arguing with her boyfriend (women like this have men to want, and I think the man is either blind or heavy-tasted).

I heard the girl roar: "The old lady is with the junior now, what can you do with me?" ”

Just when Wang Lili and I were secretly staring at Ya, this product actually handed me the mobile phone, and then yelled at the mobile phone: "Listen! ”

Nima, my brother still has a girlfriend, I don't want you to play like this. I obviously felt Wang Lili's gloating look, so I took the phone with righteousness and awe, and said: "I have slept with her for almost three years (vomit, I am disgusting to say this), in fact, you are the third party (the other party is not calm), but I respect her personal privacy, and I am not satisfied to cut me, (the other party screamed at the phone into a "dirty"), you spray slowly, I went to open a room with her!" ”

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and threw it to the girl, with a sentence: "Let you be a girl!" ”

After the girl took the phone, she was messy for a moment, and then began to call back, explaining to her husband that her brother was pushing the trolley towards the escalator with deep merit and fame.

On the escalator, Wang Lili asked with a tangled face: "Husband, why are you so bad?" ”

I looked up at the ceiling and said with emotion: "There are no bad people in the world, there are too many stupid people, so we need to maintain the peace of the universe." ”

"Damn, I thought you were going to say that you were bullied by bad people a lot, that's why you learned so badly?" Wang Lili said depressedly.

"It is said that failure is success, but some people are infertile, so success is a drop of hope for those people!" I continued to say badly, this made Wang Lili funny, and she daxiao again.

When I looked up, I saw a cosmetics advertisement on the TV hanging on the roof of the third floor. Just watch a man's super leggings, orchid fingers, and sissy on TV, teaching a group of beautiful women beauty makeup programs.

looked at the man on TV, and then looked at Wang Lili behind him, and felt that this man was more tender than Wang Lili, and the lump of meat in the crotch of the white blind girl's pants was gone.

I was sighing here, when I heard a woman behind me whispering, "Mom, did you say that the girl who was on the phone in the trolley just now was so swollen and ugly?" "Well, the hero sees the same thing, and I also feel that girl is ugly.

Another older voice replied: "You girl is really, saying that other people's children are ugly, and the children you give birth to in the future will be even uglier, I always said that other people's children are ugly when I was young." "This is definitely not a mother, there is such a burying of her daughter.

On the other side of the escalator, an old man walked down with a child in his arms. I saw that the bear child pointed at Wang Lili behind me and shouted, "Dad, Dad, I want that beautiful aunt to be my mother." ”

After a sound, I found that the eyes of the customers on my side were attracted by the bear child. Just as I was about to listen to a father's teachings to his children, I heard the father ask, "What about your mother?" ”

Eh, this old man is really unreliable to speak, how can he educate children like this. I heard the bear child continue to reply: "Mommy is the small, and that aunt is the big!" ”

"It's really my own!" Rub, I turned around and found that it wasn't just me, many people behind me were so messy, what kind of education method is this Nima?

It can be regarded as coming to the third floor, and before I can stand firmly, I found that Wang Lili pushed the trolley and rushed inside.

to be continued