Chapter Twenty-Nine: Pants Win
The appearance of rice greatly satisfied the attention of the audience, and of course, the response to the 23rd disjointed exercise is also a highlight. The states were all applauding the rice grains and No. 23, and the male creatures who were in heat in the spring couldn't help but ask the 23rd for a relationship on the spot. Yes, the girls are lonely with bitter gourd, and we guys don't fight for it. Well, there are particles on the bitter gourd, this is more difficult to do......
The third word card that Mi Li saw was: love. About love, the experience of the rabbit ear lady thought of the barrenness, the male demon who pursued her in the demon academy back then, after the first one was crippled by the rabbit ear girl, there is basically no male demon to send a love signal to the flat-chested overlord rabbit. What is love, Mi Li is a little distressed, how to explain it to the 23rd, explain it with body language.
Zhang Xiaoyu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally encountered a peaceful word, unlike the first two words, cucumber, sausage.
Alice also secretly calmed her beating heart, and she couldn't let Rabbit Ear Niang and No. 23 make a sensation anymore, otherwise the popularity of the Silk Scarf team would be very low.
Mi Li thought for dozens of seconds, during which she glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu. The best illustration of love is that it really depends on the opposite sex. Thinking like this, Mi Li grabbed Zhang Xiaoyu's hand. With affection, Mi Li changed from the tsundere of the past, and even, the rabbit ear girl closed her eyes and pursed her pink mouth, as if waiting for Zhang Xiaoyu's kiss?
Zhang Xiaoyu, I don't know why. What's what? Mi Li made such a strange appearance, why did she look at me with the moist eyes of a puppy, why did she close her eyes and pout? There must be a problem, and the problem is big. Zhang Xiaoyu also saw the word "love" on the rice word card, and said, as the host, do you really want to cooperate with the contestants? Isn't this against the spirit of the host?
Zhang Xiaoyu glanced at Alice, and the pseudo-Lori was cold-skinned and said nothing.
Zhang Xiaoyu was very embarrassed. It's not easy to do. You can't forget your neutral stance as a host, and you can't let his demon lady be stupid here with her pink mouth. Zhang Xiaoyu, who was thoughtful, made a move that he thought was suitable.
Zhang Xiaoyu squatted down and brought the small grapes on his chest closer to the small mouth of the rice grain.
So-
What a tragedy happened!!
No. 23 calmly complained: "I know what the third word is, this time it will not be wrong, it is to drink milk!" ”
After drinking milk and spitting it out of No. 23's mouth, Rabbit Ear Niang opened her eyes angrily, and then saw Zhang Xiaoyu's little grape in front of her mouth. And then, there is no then...... Imagine what happens next.
"Sure enough, it's a teammate of the pit father."
No. 23 is quite dissatisfied with the rabbit ear Niang's table xiàn.
"You're no better."
The rice grains did not forget to ridicule each other.
Only Zhang Xiaoyu, his soul has been purified, his body has been sublimated, and his pants are still so gentle, caressing Xiao Xiaoyu's head warmly.
Alice is quite calm, and she is also very grateful to Zhang Xiaoyu for not making a move against the spirit of the host. However, Alice wondered why the action of the king of fruits to express "love" was the little grapes on his chest. Why? Who's going to solve the puzzle?
Zhang Xiaoyu, who was calm and solemn, signaled to the members of the pants team, don't quarrel, don't engage in splits, and solve internal problems.
Mi Li was a little unhappy and took out the fourth word card, and the words after the word card were: plump.
This word is quite unpleasant to the rabbit ear girl.
Psychologically resisting this word, Mi Li still moved. Rabbit Ear Niang, weak and unmotivated, stretched out her hands and drew circles on her plain breasts. If you do that, the 23rd will always understand what I mean. Mi Li thought unhappily, isn't there a saying in human beings, rubbing it, the chest will become bigger.
Number 23 was in a trance for a few seconds, huh? What is the rabbit-eared lady doing? No. 23 watched in confusion as Mi Li drew circles on her flat chest. "Oh, I know, Bunny-eared lady wants to sue me, she's touching herself! Touch yourself, before, I have misinterpreted the original intention of the rabbit ear girl, now, I should return to the basics, from the simple actions of the rabbit ear girl, directly guess her original intention, is self-touching. Thinking about it like this, No. 23 said confidently: "Self-drawing, self-drawing!" ”
The word self-drawing, like thunder, thunder on the top, the rice grains, the slag is not left, and he is paralyzed on the ground, "Hehe~~~ Self-drawing, No. 23 said that I was self-drawing, if I think about it carefully, what she said is not bad." It's not bad for your sister! Mi Li's eyes instantly became stern, 8 words, our pants team has guessed four words wrong, half of the hope is gone, the remaining four words, can I still believe in No. 23, No. 23 of the pit father. The rabbit-eared lady was about to cry.
Alice's side, Dai Liel, Hua Shao, and her attitude were quite calm, and they didn't take the opportunity to laugh at them.
The unwilling Mi Li took out the fifth word card, and the words after the word card were: judo.
What is Judo?
Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice couldn't help but worry about Mi Li when they saw the words behind the word card, and the rabbit ear girl's physical expression ability didn't seem to be very strong.
On the 23rd, the more defeated he became, the more courageous he became, and his momentum was not affected at all.
“…… Forget it, just fool around. Mi Li began to give up on himself.
So-
Through the skirt, Mi Li rubbed the skirt with her hands.
On the 23rd, my mind was spinning, my brain was boiling, I know, the rabbit-eared lady was rubbing her little sister, it was rubbing, rubbing, "It's judo!" ”
"That's right!!"
Rabbit Ears Lady, cheers. No, it's not bad, No. 23's head isn't as stupid as her grandmother's house. Mi Li is very pleased.
Zhang Xiaoyu: "......"
Alice: "......"
Host, I think, Rabbit Ear Niang, No. 23, both of them are not simple, they seem to be proficient in kneading......
Rice grains, who are ready to make persistent efforts, take out the sixth word card, and the word card is written on the back: Queen.
Mi Li didn't think about it, pulled Alice, pseudo-Lori, and pressed to the ground, Rabbit Ear Niang pressed Pseudo Lori to the ground, and then, Rabbit Ear Niang sat on Alice's buttocks lying on the ground.
No. 23 immediately responded: "Queen, it's the queen!" ”
Mi Li snapped her fingers, yes~~~~ She cheered in her heart.
The only thing that is unhappy is probably the pseudo-Lori who was sitting below by the rabbit-eared girl, the pseudo-witch, Alice.
However, Alice, who was sitting under Mi Li, suddenly had a strange feeling in her heart, that kind of pride that violated her usual eldest lady and the second pseudo-witch in middle school, and she still wanted to be oppressed by Mi Liduoduo again...... Strange illusion, after Alice got up, cold sweat flowed. "What am I thinking......
The seventh, the eighth word, the rice grains are also vividly expressed with a little color with the body, sure enough, the 23rd, who is proficient in kneading and good at using bitter gourd, is like a fish in water, she and the rice grains are running in perfectly, following the first four words are all wrong, the remaining four are all right.
Rice grains and No. 23 exchange bitter gourd cucumber correct use, and the players of the silk scarf team have already begun.
Dai Lier is the one who guesses the words, and Hua Shao is the one who reads the words and takes the word cards.
The first word card drawn by Hua Shao is:.
Less flowers: "......"
Just gave up. Flowers are less, pass.
Then, the second word card drawn by Hua Shao is: Broken (Back) Mountain.
Less flowers: "......"
Give up, pass.
The third word card that Hua Shao caught was: Tsundere Attack.
Give up, pass.
Hua Shao gave up three cards in a row, Alice was in a hurry, and almost forgot her mission as a host, and she had to play with Hua Shao when she went up.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoyu decisively hugged the angry Alice. Zhang Xiaoyu was holding Alice for the first time, and her weight was lighter than expected, fragrant......
Because Mi Li kicked Zhang Xiaoyu with his foot, Zhang Xiaoyu understood and put down Alice.
The fourth word card that Hua Shao caught was: Crooked Man.
Give up, spend less and give up again.
"Grass!!"
Alice opened her mouth and scolded, "Can we still have fun together?!" ”
There are few flowers that are scolded, and they are also trembling and walking on thin ice. If you have any bitterness, what is it about? Who's playing me, and why are all the words of B and L in my word cards!
Dai Lier was also quite impatient, why did the little brother on the other side turn pale and pass four word cards one after another.
The fifth card drawn by Hua Shao is: Chrysanthemum.
Relieved, Hua Shao felt that the goddess of luck had finally begun to favor her. So, Hua Shao put his buttocks against Dai Lil, and used his hands to prop up the two halves of the buttocks, and Hua Shao kept gesturing at the middle of the buttocks.
"Irrigation. Intestines-"
Dai Lil, too, is not shocking and endless!
As soon as those two words were spoken, the audience was silent. Everyone has high respect for Daryl.
Hua Shao made a shy move, and his teammates actually wasted his sacrifice. The angry flower is less, and with a straining of both legs, there is a snort, the crotch of the pants is open, and the pants are rotten. As a result, the stupid and cute big pants with few flowers were exposed, and there were two funny monkeys printed on the big pants.
Off the stage, there was a burst of laughter.
"Baa, why is the beautiful young man on the stage wearing such cute big pants, the boy's pants are cute compared to the pants of the king of fruits."
"Sure enough, today's men like to wear big pants."
"Big pants are a trend, and they are the choice of men."
"Let's march towards the big pants."
"Big pants."
"Big pants."
"Big pants."
For some reason, the call of the big pants rang out wave after wave. Nan Xiaohua under the stage, Sister Xiaohua, now I remember that there are few flowers on the stage, not because Hua Shao has a beautiful face, just because Hua Shao is wearing big pants, Sister Xiaohua has a preference for men to wear pants, just like Zhang Xiaoyu is often seen wearing pants, Sister Xiaohua feels very cordial, invisibly, Nan Xiaohua's favorability towards Hua Shao has risen.
Hua Shao, who was already blushing, abstained, and fled behind the stage.
Daryl: "......"
Alice: "......"
Guessing the word game, there is no suspense now, it is the victory of the pants team, and the victory of the pants team is not accidental, it is inevitable, and it stems from the pants with fewer flowers.