Chapter Twenty-Eight: Sausages and Eggs
Hua Shao also came up, because Hua Shao saw that another person came here, it was Nan Xiaohua, and Xiaohua's boyfriend, Xiao Nantian, the first-grade student with white skin and big eyes, when Nan Xiaohua and Xiao Nantian entered, the enchantment unfolded by the mysterious young girl did not stop them, they could enter, and they could not go out, unless the master lifted the enchantment.
In front of Senior Sister Xiaohua, Hua Shao decided to take a good look, if she can defeat Zhang Xiaoyu on stage, Nan Xiaohua should notice my deposit, Hua Shao thought simply, "Since my name is Hua Shao, Nan Xiaohua, there is also a flower in the name, we have two flowers, and it will be very tiring to work in bed for men and women." Hua Shao thought too much at once, and the love was deep, and he couldn't help but have a nosebleed. Hua Shao has a problem, he can't think about things that are too sexy, otherwise the nosebleed will rush out of the nasal cavity.
Lori wolf of the pants team,M wolf saw the flower less on the opposite side,The neutral beautiful man with clear eyebrows,M wolf's favor for Hua Shao has increased a lot,Ahh If you want to make the blood flowing out of the nose look inconspicuous, the logic of M wolf is to let Hua Shao squirt out a large amount of blood in other places, so that the blood flowing out of Hua Shao's nasal cavity will be covered. It took the wolf more than twenty seconds to think about the answer to the question, and it took less than three seconds to make an action.
So-
In Hua Shaofantasies and Nan Xiaohua are together on the big bed in their hometown, circle and fork, harmonious and happy movement, up and down or something. Pain, pain, pain! Hua felt a sharp pain in her arm. Hua Shao who woke up from his fantasy, but saw a big-boobed Lori biting his arm, squeaking, and that Lori was grinding her teeth while staring at Hua Shao's face with tenderness.
As a result, Hua Shao's arm really spurted blood. Just as the wolf had expected, the blood coming out of his arm masked the blood spurting from his nose.
Alice, pseudo-Lori, the boss is not happy, "Huh? The second game hasn't started yet.,King Guo.,Your pants team's biting Lori is biting.,Foul.,This is a foul.,You must be red carded.,Go straight down.ใ โ
Zhang Xiaoyu lifted the neck of the loli wolf and took the bear child off Hua Shao's arm. Zhang Xiaoyu and Hua Shao's eyes looked at each other. In Hua Shao's stunned gaze, Zhang Xiaoyu smiled quietly at Hua Shao.
But what Zhang Xiaoyu wouldn't know was that his apologetic smile changed in Hua Shao's eyes, "What a terrifying man, under his quiet smile, I saw at least 1,800 conspiracies and tricks, that man, he wants to put me in a place where there is no return." Hua Shao treated Zhang Xiaoyu with awe. By the way, in addition to Hua Shao's woman's quality being different from ordinary people, he also has paranoia about being killed. Especially in the face of a man of purity like Zhang Xiaoyu. In Hua Shao's delusion of being killed, Zhang Xiaoyu used seven or eight kinds of toys such as vibrating sticks to insert them into Hua Shao's body, Hua Shao was both painful and addicted to them and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't want Zhang Xiaoyu to pull out the vibrating stick. โโฆโฆ What a strange way of punishment, what a terrible Zhang Xiaoyu! Hua Shao was stunned by his delusions.
When Hua Shao came back from the shock and looked up, Hua Shao and Zhang Xiaoyu's eyes met again, grandma, that man is not ready to let me go! What should I do? Hua Shao's pupils suddenly shrank.
Because of the M wolf's bite, Zhang Xiaoyu had to apologize to Alice's silk scarf team on behalf of Lori Wolf, "I'm really sorry, my puppy bites." โ
"Brother Xiaoyu, I'm not a puppy, I'm a ......"
When Lori Wolf was in a hurry to explain, Zhang Xiaoyu stopped M Wolf's mouth at the right time. A talkative child is not a good child, and neither are those who are disobedient.
Alice asks for Hua Shao's opinion, hoping that he will say something, strongly condemn the biting Lori on the side of the pants team, inhumane and the like, and it is better to expel him from the stage. Hua Shao's mind is not in M wolf, and Hua Shao's heart is not in Nan Xiaohua, Sister Xiaohua. At this moment, Hua Shao's heart is completely on Zhang Xiaoyu, and Zhang Xiaoyu must be put down.
Mi Li occupied Zhang Xiaoyu alone, and did not let No. 23 or other girls in the pants team get close to Xiaoyu.
Dai Lier poked Hua Shao with her elbow, "This little brother, why are you staring at the man I have fallen in love with a sad gaze?" Aren't you going to grab a man with me too? Dyryl said angrily. A woman's feeling is keen, and Hua Shao's gaze at Zhang Xiaoyu is indeed sad, because Hua Shao delusionally thinks that Zhang Xiaoyu is desolate and lost himself under his torture.
Nan Xiaohua, taking advantage of her physical advantages, squeezed to the front arrogantly, of course, Senior Sister Xiaohua also hugged her princess and hugged her little boyfriend, Xiao Nantian buried her head in Senior Sister Xiaohua's sturdy chest, "Kill me, I was held by my girlfriend, I don't know what others think of me, I'm still young, my experience is still so shallow, did I become a little white face like this?" Xiao Nantian's arrogance for more than ten years was scattered by Senior Sister Xiaohua. Xiao Nantian also believes that as long as Senior Sister Xiaohua is willing, his little white face will also be patty by Senior Sister Xiaohua.
"Xiaoyu, I'll cheer you on."
Sister Xiaohua, with a beautiful face like a flower, has a stronger body than the masters. As soon as her voice roared out, the audience was silent, and everyone was in awe of Nan Xiaohua. And the little boyfriend held by Senior Sister Xiaohua, Xiao Nantian, has also become the object of everyone's fingering, even in the face of thousands of fingers, Xiao Nantian will never show his little white face.
Zhang Xiaoyu waved at Nan Xiaohua, and Senior Sister Xiaohua nodded slightly. We're all acquaintances, old friends.
The second game was illustrated by Zhang Xiaoyu: "The word guessing game, the pants team, and the silk scarf team sent two representatives respectively. One of them picks up a word card on the table, and the back of the card has a word written on it, and the person holding the card describes the word to his teammates in body language, which cannot be spoken, but must be body language. The pants team, the silk scarf team, two teams, each team has eight cards, which side guesses the most words, which team wins. โ
After Zhang Xiaoyu introduced the rules of the game, the five girls of the pants team got together and prepared to select two. Mi Limao recommended himself, and he was the first to stand up, and No. 23 beat the three daughters and also stood up strongly. So, the representative of the pants team is No. 23, rice grain.
The silk scarf team, Hua Shao, was the first to raise his hand, and Hua Shao wanted to show Xiร n too much, in order to prove his strength. Although Alice felt that the kid was not very bright, she couldn't bear to hit his self-confidence, and Dai Liel also came out and formed a representative with Hua Shao.
Therefore, No. 23, rice grain PK flower less, Dai Lier.
Mi Li didn't discuss with No. 23, and walked directly to the table on the stage and took one of the two decks of cards. Holding the eight word cards in his hand, Mi Li hurriedly glanced at them, oh, they are all very common words, even if it is the No. 23 pretending girl opposite, she can easily guess it.
Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice are referees.
Mi Li took out what she thought was the simplest word card, and the back of the word card read: Cucumber. Next, Mi Li only needs to describe the word "cucumber" to the 23rd in body language, and if the 23rd guesses correctly, the pants team will get one point, and no points will be awarded for the wrong guess or abstention.
Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice stood on the left and right sides of the rice grains, and the two hosts also saw the word "cucumber" on the word board, Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, oh my God, my rabbit, how should she use body language to describe "cucumber".
But when he saw the rice grains, he was calm, stretched out his left and right hands, stretched out his left and right index fingers, and made fists with the remaining eight fingers. It is so long, the rice grain uses the left and right index fingers to compare the length of the "cucumber", and then, the right index finger and thumb of the rice grain form a circle, so thick, the rice grain is comparing again. Then, the rice grains pretended to take out a sleeve from the small bag.
Zhang Xiaoyu was shocked, okay, oops, that set of packaging, not chewing gum, not balloons, what is that set for?! It's a strawberry-flavored set from Du Jia Leisi. Why is Zhang Xiaoyu familiar with the strawberry-flavored set, because, because the set is rice grains turned out of Zhang Xiaoyu's bedside table......
Mi Li put that set, pretending to be on the "cucumber" that does not save zร i, this time it is safe, lonely and single girl, you can comfort yourself. Mi Li said in his heart.
After doing this qiฤ weird action, Mi Li happily looked at No. 23 on the opposite side, how, simple, super simple, you will definitely guess.
But see, on the 23rd, he coolly brushed his long hair back, and replied calmly: I know, the answer is bitter melon!! That's right, it's bitter melon. โ
The 23rd was full of confidence, and in exchange for the discussion off the stage, as well as the hosts and players on the stage, they were dumbfounded. What a terrible number 23.
Zhang Xiaoyu's good impression of No. 23 rose up. Oh, you can exchange feelings, and by the way, talk about the philosophy of bitter melon.
Mi Li said angrily: "No. 23, are you stupid, it's a 'cucumber', how can your head think of bitter gourd?!" โ
No. 23 shrugged, spread his hands to Miri, and said, "...... Because there are grains on the bitter gourd, you know......"
Mi Li was angry: "I understand your sister, can't you do it without particles?" โ
No. 23 said helplessly: "...... For me, it's really not going to work. โ
Rice grain: "......"
Zhang Xiaoyu cast an interested gaze at No. 23.
There was no way, since there was no score, I had to continue to play the next card. Mi Li drew a second word card, and the word card said "sausage". It's super simple. Mi Li smiled, now, the 23rd on the opposite side can be guessed.
Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice looked at the rice grains standing in the middle tremblingly, not knowing what unimaginable body movements she would make.
I saw that Mi Li kept aiming at Zhang Xiaoyu's pants with his eyes, and signaled No. 23 on the opposite side to hurry up. The answer lies in Zhang Xiaoyu. No. 23 couldn't help but look in the direction of Zhang Xiaoyu's pants. Mi Li was worried that No. 23 hadn't fully understood what she meant, so she stuck out her tongue, curled it, and then slid her hand up and down a few times.
On the 23rd, it dawned on him, "Yes, I know what the answer is." โ
thereupon
Number 23 calmly replied, "It's Dandan, Dandan!" โ
Poofโโ
The rice grains fell to the ground and could not be lifted.
Zhang Xiaoyu kindly pulled up the rice grains.
Instead of Miri, Alice asked Number 23, "...... That, why, do you think the answer is Dandan? โ
No. 23, expressionless: "The flat-chested lady over there, she motioned me to look at the king of fruits' pants, and the first thing I thought of was the man's balls, and then, my teammates stuck out their tongues, and I thought that I like to lick eggs, especially freshly boiled eggs." Finally, the girl opposite, she slid up and down a few times with her hand, it must have been because she was holding a hot egg in her hand, and it was so hot that her hands were hot!! โ
Perfect, number 23 for himself to find the perfect answer, secretly surprised.
If Zhang Xiaoyu hadn't desperately pulled the rice grains, the rabbit ear mother would have rushed up, pressed No. 23 to the ground, and shook No. 23's head fiercely. "What's in your head?" In fact, there are also a lot of river shrimp in the head of the rice grain.