"Brothers, look here! This is the golden pen used for inscription during the ceremony of Qin Shi Huang's sacrifice to the sky! ”

Dad calmly fiddled with the gold pen in his hand, and explained to his peers around him in a tone that he wanted to pretend to be more v-forced: "I want to be the beginning!" Emperor Qin swept away**! The world is one! This is no ordinary thing! Actually, it's nothing, it's just ordinary, just average in my collection! Hahaha!! ”

What dad is it, can you pretend to be a little bit when you pretend? You're grinning to the back of your head! What a laugh you had at the end!

"There must be a lot of treasures in your family, even if I am an ordinary person, where can I compare with you!" Dad couldn't help but smile and said to the people around him with a serious face, and his fingers kept pointing at the people around him: "You, you, you still have you!" You must have a lot of things at home, I don't dare to compare with you! ”

If I were they wouldn't be able to bear it! Dad's expression is too mocking! directly pulled the hatred of this group of people!

But I can also understand my dad a little, and the people he refers to are not less mocking him.

For example, the one surnamed Wang ridiculed his father like this at that time

We were sitting in the store early that morning and were bored, and this old man came in with a wooden box.

"Ouch, old king, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, if you have anything to say, hurry up." They are all peers in this area, and my father knows his virtue well, and this surnamed Wang will never come to him when he is fine.

"Alas, Brother Qi, I just got a new gadget these days, and I'll let you palm it." Lao Wang smiled and took out a vase from the box: "This thing is from the Ming Dynasty, the eight immortals on it are painted lifelike, and they are not valuable, they look like hundreds of thousands, you must have a better treasure than this." ”

At that time, my father's eyes were about to pop out, and I was about to go up and PK with him with a real person with my sleeves, but Lao Song and I hurriedly grabbed my father and persuaded him for a long time.

To get back to the point, Dad was blowing with them, and Lao Wang spoke.

"Brother Qi, is this thing really fake? Can you get the pen used for Qin Shi Huang's inscription? Just kidding, right? Lao Wang smiled disdainfully, pointed to the golden pen and turned his face to the others and said, "Look, if this thing is thousands of years old, can it be so new?" ”

"Lao Tzu, this is true! Don't believe the experts! Hearing Lao Wang say this, Dad's eyes were almost red: "I grass your uncle, are you uncomfortable coming to me?" ”

"Quality, quality." Lao Wang smiled slightly: "We are all quality people, don't swear." ”

At this moment, a gray-haired old man walked out of the crowd, stared at the golden pen with a magnifying glass for a long time without speaking, and said tremblingly for a long time: "This is true, although I don't know why it is so new, but from the perspective of the process materials, it is really true." ”

This old man is the most famous person in our antique street, the old man's surname is Han, and the family is also a rich master.

But people don't like to stay at home, and they and their wives have opened an antique shop here, and they can't count the good things.

Mr. Han has loved to study antiques since he was young, and now he has practiced a good ability to identify the authenticity of antiques, and he has never missed it.

"Old man Han, take a good look, is this thing real?" Lao Wang wiped the sweat on his head, frowned and said, "If this thing is used for Qin Shihuang's inscription, can the surnamed Qi get his hands?" ”

Ouch, I'll go, I'm not happy when I hear this, what's wrong with my dad? Why can't you get your hands on it!

"You don't believe my vision anymore?" The old man smiled and didn't care about what Lao Wang said: "In the history of China, my favorite dynasty is the Qin Dynasty, and the domineering spirit of the Qin Emperor to dominate the world makes me yearn for it." I have a lot of things from the Qin Dynasty in my store, and I can't be mistaken. ”

Seeing that Lao Wang was choked by the old man, Dad laughed and said, "Old Man Han is really as wise as a torch!" ”

The old man waved his hand to his father and smiled faintly: "Xiao Qi, you can make a price for this thing, I bought it, and the price is set by you." ”

"Old man Han, do you want to buy this gold pen?" Dad frowned and shook his head: "I'm sorry, this can't be sold." ”

"The price is up to you!" As soon as the old man heard that his father was unwilling to sell, he immediately became anxious, and walked to his father in a few steps to discuss with him: "How much do you want!" I'm definitely not counteroffering! ”

Dad talked to the old man for a long time, but he still didn't agree, and the old man couldn't help it, so he sighed again and again: "A gentleman doesn't take people's love, Xiao Qi, you treasure this thing well, the commemorative significance is too great, I often come to see it, okay?" ”

"Hey, look at what you said, feel free to come and see!" Dad smiled heartily and nodded in agreement.

After a while, the talent slowly dispersed, and Dad beckoned us to the back room.

"It's so cool! Enjoyable! Dad said to us with a smile: "The old grandson surnamed Wang is so angry that he finally breathes a good sigh!" ”

We looked at our father helplessly, and we were depressed.

How old is he, and he still looks like a child.

But then again, it's really cool today! Call that grandson arrogant!

"Come on, I'll go back first, and you guys will close the store door and go out by yourself in a while." Dad waved his hand and said impatiently: "I have to go back and talk to your mother, today's matter is to raise my eyebrows!" Hahaha! ”

As soon as the words fell, Dad hurriedly stood up and walked home.

What else can we say? Who called someone my father? Let's do the hard work of closing the store!

"Old Song, didn't your daughter-in-law clean you up?" I swept the floor boredly, and suddenly remembered that Lao Song didn't call her daughter-in-law, and asked curiously: "Your daughter-in-law's temper didn't toss you to death?" ”

When he heard me say this, his tears fell in an instant, and he sat on the ground and wiped his tears, and suddenly the atmosphere in the antique shop was more sensational and sensational.

"Didn't toss me to death? I'm going to die! Yesterday, I talked on the phone until midnight, except for scolding me, mocking me, in addition to ridiculing me, I cried, and when I went to dinner, I couldn't tell how to clean me up! ”

Alas, poor boy, I looked at him sympathetically and comforted: "Calm, although this is quite torturous, but, you have a daughter-in-law, right?" That's a lot of singles, isn't it? Where's the pride? ”

Before I could finish speaking, the grandson stood up suddenly, and a burst of light appeared in his eyes: "Yes, Lao Tzu is a person with a daughter-in-law, much better than those singles, what's the point of enduring a little hardship?" He burst out laughing

Lao Song is really not a mortal, two sentences of persuasion worked, he was really a representative of the Optimist faction.

While we were teasing each other, the landline in the store rang.

I ran over a few steps and picked up the phone: "Who are you looking for?" ”

"Mortal?! Six pointed out something! ”