Chapter 498: It's too embarrassing

As soon as I got out of the car, I heard a dog barking in the compound, Nima, the owner came back and called for a yarn.

"Xiangxiang, Ding Xiaoyu, Kemei, Black Bull, San'er, don't scream!" I shouted at the courtyard, amusing Wang Lili, "Husband, your dog's name is quite interesting." ”

"That is, if I have a child in the future, I will definitely give the child a more interesting name." I replied suggestively.

I thought that my mother would be very enthusiastic to open the door for the two of us, but after waiting for a long time, except for the barking of the dog, no one seemed to come out to greet the two of us.

"The old lady probably didn't hear it." I explained to Wang Lili, but the other party didn't answer, just stood there silently, looking preoccupied.

I knew she was upset, so I reached through the opening and pulled the deadbolt to open the door. But it seems that the dogs have been locked in the nursery room of the ornamental fish by my mother, and the question is where did the old lady go?

Take Wang Lili's hand and enter the house, don't you say, the old lady is really diligent, the room that was originally thrown into a mess has been cleaned up at the moment, and even the cement floor has been dragged to the bright tile, and the water stains on the ground are still clearly visible.

Wang Lili is not stupid, she can see the traces of the room being cleaned up at a glance, but she can't see my mother for a long time, and she is a little flustered.

"Husband, to be honest, it's the first time I've met the man's parents." Wang Lili said awkwardly.

"I'm afraid of a yarn, how my parents love me, they will love you. No, I should love you more than I love you. In the future, if we quarrel, of course, I mean that if we quarrel, my parents will reprimand me no matter who is right or wrong, and what kind of people do you think my parents are? "I'm really telling the truth, the old man has been a leader all his life, and this little bit of life is absolutely easy to handle.

"My husband is the best! Oh, and it's still in the car. Wang Lili estimated that she was really nervous, and even forgot the things she bought in the car.

I accompanied Wang Lili to take the things in the car to the room one by one, but I still didn't see the old lady, and I was a little depressed. However, when Wang Lili turned around, the long hair over the waist inadvertently brushed my cheeks, itchy, and it felt very good.

Maybe it's because of the influence of the third child, I especially like girls with long hair. Isn't long hair and waist particularly popular recently, I applied this format and made a dozen oil poems, talking about those girls with long hair and waist:

Treat her long hair to her waist, the double rabbits on her chest are plump, her long legs are delicate and white, her green silk curls are dye and picked, her makeup and eyeliner are beautiful contacts, and she is proud in front of the mirror; Looking back at the hesitation of the first love, the green shirt is obscene and thin, the love letter is inferior, I only feel that the other party is stupid, and the stupid hanger goes to invite again, I just want to hug her quickly, but I have no choice but to take a bath.

Treat her long hair to her waist, cut off the past eye height, dazzle shijie, red wine and green more delicate, rich two more golden incense car, official two more momentum, vain sister black silk, fishing for the golden son-in-law, with your big house sheets, hum oh oh and chao, night and night room bed is different, what does it matter, all kinds of entertainment places, happy songs have also been tianbird, with him into pairs, chrysanthemums are also exposed, the bed is empty at dawn, don't sigh your own life;

Wait for her long hair to reach her waist, chest and thighs long and soft waist, turn around to find her first love, the foolish wife hugs her son, true love is gone, completely liberate the festival, just want to feed the tiger with her body, in exchange for flower money, make money every day, accompany the car show to dinner, a feast in Haitian, cut tens of thousands in one night, and do not beg for mercy for a few nights, and there are sisters invited, and then makeup is happy on the eyebrows, fashion contact lenses and famous bags, and tonight to be a woman, the new term green tea.

Treat her long hair to her waist, wrinkled eye bags and fat, still have an idiot male arch guard, choose the best civil affairs to receive votes, raise children repeatedly unsmooth, often flow out for no reason, lie that she has been weak since childhood, and there is radiation interference, the idiot cherishes and loves, and is hidden from old age for a lifetime.

Waiting for her long hair to her waist, looking back on the past, young and ignorant worship of money, how much she lost her innocence, now she is old and decrepit, and she no longer has the capital to complain, and she feels that the world is impermanent, and the years are a razor, and I wish to live again in the next life, and keep the true love of the masters, and love each other until I am old.

"Why hasn't Auntie come back yet?" Wang Lili patted me in a daze and asked suspiciously.

"Wife, lend me some money." I didn't have a head to say this. Although Wang Lili didn't know what I was going to do, she still obediently handed my wallet to me.

"I haven't been home for a long time, and I'm going to throw some money at my parents, and they can buy whatever they want." Usually when I go home, I will throw some silver to my parents, but this time I came in a hurry, and I didn't carry any money, but fortunately, there was a local tyrant Bai Fumei by my side, so I borrowed some to help me first.

Open the wallet and take a look, good guy, this girl is really rich, not to mention a big pile of 100 yuan bills, all kinds of bank cards are also stuffed with wallet slots.

I took out five sheets of Grandpa Mao and threw them on the kang, and then beckoned the other party to sit down and wait for my mother to come back. But Wang Lili's mother may be overly nervous, and she didn't pay attention, so she tripped her left foot and her right foot, and threw me directly on the kang.

I have a particularly unpleasant problem, that is, the more tired my body is, the more excited I am physically and mentally, and I think it is the sequelae after breaking up with Nan Nan. I didn't sleep much all night yesterday, and so many things happened this morning, plus the other party's chest was soft on my chest, and her face was only a centimeter away from me, I didn't hold back, and directly hugged the other party and started gnawing.

Wang Lili first struggled symbolically a few times, and then her breathing began to accelerate, and her little face became rosy, and before I could finish chewing, this girl grabbed me and began to kiss me down my cheek.

"Ahem!" With my mother's cough, the two of us woke up instantly, this Nima was so embarrassed, she was originally to see her parents, but now she was seen by her mother, uh! Mom, we really can't help it, do you believe it?

Wang Lili hurriedly tidied up her clothes, and then stood aside with a red face, like a child who had done something wrong, I pretended to be fine, and asked the old lady, "Mom, why did you go?" ”

I saw the old lady holding a big basin of strawberries and said: "You bear child, don't say hello in advance when you go home, I think there is no fruit at home, so I will go to the neighbor's house that grows strawberries and buy you some strawberries without pesticides..."

"Hello Auntie, I'll go wash it for you." Wang Lili deserved to have seen a big scene, and immediately found a topic to cover up the embarrassment just now.

"No, no, Liangliang, your dad went to buy vegetables for you, and I'll be back in a while, you accompany me first..."

"Ah, her name is Wang Lili, you can call Lili." I hurriedly introduced the old lady.

"Oh, then you sit with Lili for a while, and your dad will be back in a while!" After the old lady finished speaking, she quickly left the room and walked towards the house where I had lived.

"Why are we going?" Wang Lili asked puzzledly, "Oh, there is solar energy in the bathroom of my house, my mother should be going to wash the strawberries for you." I explained to Wang Lili.

"I blame you, how will you let me face our mother in the future?" Wang Lili picked up her pink fist and hammered it towards my chest, but the more she hammered, the smaller the force, and she couldn't help laughing out loud.

to be continued