Seeing that I brought Wang Lili over, the monk hurriedly greeted him, "Amitabha, Jia Shizhu, if you have time, we might as well talk about cooperation!" ”

Damn, I can't figure it out, why are you a swollen monk who depends on me? I treated the other party as air, and after Wang Lili opened the car door with the remote control, I threw all the plastic bags in my hand in the back seat of the car, and then took the things in Wang Lili's hands and threw them inside, and the two of them got into the car at the same time.

Looking through the rearview mirror, I saw that Bu Xun was standing there humming vigorously, and it seemed that this thing should be extremely dissatisfied with my performance. After Wang Lili started the car, the cargo finally couldn't help but walk up to my car window and hit my window glass with his fingers.

Wang Lili glanced at me, which should mean to ask me, do you want to talk to the other party? I motioned for the other person to drive, then rolled the window and yelled at the non-inferior, "Stupid! Then he was gone.

Leave the monk and that fool to eat ashes! Wow Ka I'm so bad!

This is really: the old man talks about juvenile madness, cures kidney deficiency, and does not contain sugar. Brocade hat mink fur, thousands of horses with King Kang. In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine is still open, the watermelon frost, the joy of the Lang. Holding the knots in the clouds, three gold glucose. Will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, King Adi.

After a limerick poem, I took out my mobile phone and called my mother: "Mom, I'll take my girlfriend home in a while." ”

"What?" My mother asked in disbelief, "I said, I'll take your future daughter-in-law back to show you two later!" I say it again.

"Oh, oh, will you eat at home at noon?" My mom continued to ask, "Well, I've finished buying the food, and I'll go back immediately, so you don't have to prepare anything." I told my mother.

"That, I asked your dad not to change the water for the fish, you are a child, you don't say hello in advance when you bring your girlfriend back, you look at the family (dialect: dirty), when will you come back?" Mom started to get nervous.

"It's almost ten minutes away, and now I'm waiting for the traffic light in Xu Xiangziqiao Cave." I'm afraid that my mother will prepare it deliberately, which is good, but my mother is not happy.

"Got it, I'm going to tie the dog on a leash, so as not to scare other girls." Mom is starting to prepare.

"Well, then I'm hanging!" Without waiting for my mom to reply, I hung up. Glancing at the phone, the next Olympics! What kind of smart phone, the broken battery can't be used, it's only been a long time, and the mobile phone has one grid left.

I think back then, when the little master used Nokia, the mobile phone was easy to use. It is charged once a week and is waterproof, drop-proof, and thief-proof. Because thieves see people using Nokia mobile phones, they often choose to start with someone else, how good do you say that mobile phone!

I vaguely remember, when I was studying, I was fighting with someone in a bar in Sanlitun, and I took out the Nokia I carried with me, and the goods rushed up, and it was a wine bottle towards my head.

At that time, I was thinking, the quality of this Nokia is too good, completely inconsistent with China's national conditions, this is not a few years later, Nokia collapsed and was acquired by Microsoft, this Nima is definitely in the expectation of the little master.

Just when I missed the Nokia mobile phone infinitely, Wang Lili asked in a low voice: "What do you want, husband?" ”

"It's nothing, what's wrong, wife?" I asked, tucking my phone into my pocket.

"Ask you a question?" Wang Lili asked with a nervous expression, "Ask, there is no secret between me and you now, and it will not exist in the future." "I'll be honest, because in my opinion, since we can come together, we must learn to share everything we can share, but it is still necessary for white lies to exist, this is called the way of husband and wife!

Anyway, when I was with Nan Nan at the beginning, I said everything, what I could do and what I couldn't do, anyway, I took out my heart and gave it to each other. That's really in the mouth for fear of melting, and in the palm of the hand for fear of freezing.

But the result? People said not to be so good, chop my little heart into pieces, like a special dumpling filling.

Since the breakup, I have learned a truth: never underestimate a creature that bleeds for a week a month and never dies. When dealing with this creature, it is necessary to make full use of the effect of sweet words, as well as white lies, and never say anything, if you do not do this, you will die without a place to be buried.

"Then I'll ask." The other party whispered again, "You ask!" "I'm still patiently waiting for the other person's questions, which is called gentlemanly demeanor.

"Do you have a virgin complex?" This thing actually asked such a question.

I thought about it for a moment, then I came back: "If you don't, it's definitely a lie. Any normal man wants his wife's first time to belong to him. But the reality is that it is difficult to do this, because no one wants to buy a piece of meat with broken plastic wrap. ”

I didn't say anything adulterated at all, but I was still worried that if I didn't say it well, it would affect Wang Lili's mood, so I thought about it for a while, and then thought about what I was going to say before saying it.

"Oh! And what about the fact that the weishenme woman does not have a virgin plot? "This little girl's question is curious, what is this, what should you ask now is my parents' preferences, not the virgin complex.

"It's easy," I continued, without even thinking about it, "because no one wants to eat an unpeeled sausage." ”

"Husband, then I'm not a virgin, are you still willing to marry me?" Wang Lili tilted her head and asked.

"You drive well!" I'm really afraid that when the other party sells cuteness, it will cost us both of our lives, and after telling each other to drive seriously, I said: "First love doesn't understand aiqing, there's nothing wrong with that." A boy will only grow into a man after experiencing the pain of a broken love; And if a girl doesn't experience scum, how can she get married, no woman can be a mother casually! ”

"Haha, that means you don't care about my past, do you?" After Wang Lili said this, I know what this little girl is thinking.

"I don't care, but it doesn't mean that the old man doesn't care, although my parents are very open-minded, but this thing must not be taken out. Wife, this matter stops here, I love you as a person, not your past, and I also clearly know how helpless, helpless, and sad you used to be. So, I swear I will spend the rest of my life to make your life happy. I stared into the other person's eyes and replied very seriously.

Wang Lili didn't answer immediately, but was thinking about something. I thought about it, many men should have told her this, but it is estimated that it can be done, otherwise it would not be my turn to speak. Thinking of this, I continued: "It's useless to say anything, I'll prove it with my actions, turn left at the intersection." ”

Wang Lili nodded, and then under my guidance, she drove to the front of my house.

to be continued