Chapter 524: Ancestral Secret Technique
I saw Wang Lili groping on the bedside table for a long time, and then grabbed three one-yuan coins and said to me: "Husband, let's decide if we toss a coin." ”
I thought it was a decision to go out to dinner, but what this little girl said next made me so embarrassed.
"I'm going to toss a coin up, and if all three coins are one dollar up, then we'll do it again and go out for noodles." After finishing speaking, this little girl actually regretted it, "If the two coins are facing up, let's do it again!" ”
"Then I'll throw it." I'm going to snatch the dollar coin from this girl's hand.
"Wait a minute..."Wang Lili pushed my arm away, thought for a while and continued: "I think this is too risky, otherwise, if you throw down all three coins and stand up, I will let you go..."
I was amused by this girl, thinking that I couldn't sleep well anyway, if she wanted, I had to give it to her, it was better to toss a coin to play with her, so I took the coin from her hand with great interest, and was ready to get up and toss the coin, but when I was about to toss the coin in xiangshang, she grabbed my hand again, looked at me very seriously and said: "I think it's better not to take this risk, you are my husband, I want to go on whenever I want, toss a hairy coin!" And then he pounced.
Well, I finally understood that what men crave most is for women to say, "I want it!" The most worried thing was that the woman said, "I still want it!" The meaning of these two sentences is so classic.
After a cloud and rain, I was completely conquered by this girl on my body, and I wanted to get up and eat instant noodles with this girl, but I fell asleep when I thought about it, until I felt that someone around me was pushing me vigorously and shouting my name.
I was sleepy and hazy to see Wang Lili holding her mobile phone and saying something to me, but I just couldn't hear the specific content, until this ruthless girl pinched me hard, and I completely woke up from half a dream.
"Our mother's phone!" Wang Lili put the phone to my ear and said anxiously.
"Mom, what's the matter?" I asked weakly, "Come back quickly, the time for selling fish in the fish market has been changed again, and your father and I can't be busy." My mother said anxiously to me on the other side of the phone.
"Okay, I'll be right back!" I didn't feel sleepy for a moment, you know, the business at home can't be delayed, otherwise the old couple will get angry, my mother's otitis media, plus the old man's gout, uh, that's not a farce.
Mali got dressed and looked at the time, next Olympics! At seven o'clock in the morning, Cai Nima stretched his waist, and found that he was sore, lightheaded, and it seemed that he was really overindulged last night.
This is really: the young man does not know the value of the essence, and the old man sheds tears for the force; I think about the days when the wolf was a tiger and a leopard, a swallow on a plane, a day on the ground, an ant on the ground, a praying mantis and a wasp, and a hole to the worm. The door panel is a hole every day, and the flat ground is a pit every day. I want to be strong back then, and I pee at will against the wind, but now, I have been evil, and I pee hard in a shoe with the wind!
After a casual breakfast, Wang Lili drove to my wedding store to pick up my mobile phone, and then sent me back to my parents.
Then, after everything was ready, Wang Lili had to stay at home to accompany her parents, and I shared a small truck with other ornamental fish sellers and went to Anshan.
If you want to say that this group of fish sellers, the quality is really low, every time the time is rushed forward, last week it was especially sold at 12 o'clock at noon, this week Nima rushed to 10 o'clock in the morning, and then rushed like this, I have to rush to Sunday, you know, I am doing a wedding shop, if I really rush to Sunday, then I don't have to do this wedding shop.
There is nothing to say about selling fish, after selling, on the way back from Anshan, I remembered what Xiao Yuer told me, opened the note and asked the driver Brother Ma, but the car was not on the way, because her uncle lived in Lishan District, and we went to Ertaizi in Anshan, so I had to give up.
When I got home, it was already more than five o'clock in the evening, and after putting away the incubator, I found that Wang Lili was sitting in the house with the old lady chattering, and my father was cooking in the kitchen.
Just as our family was happily eating, Xiao Yu'er's phone suddenly called.
"Jia Shu?" Xiao Yu'er asked anxiously, "What's the matter, Xiao Yu'er?" I asked vaguely with a piece of prawns in my mouth.
"My cousin is unconscious, come over quickly." Xiao Yu'er is crying at the moment.
"Where are you, I'll go look for you right away." I quickly put down the chopsticks in my hand and asked where the other party was at the moment.
"I'm at the gate of the second courtyard, come over quickly. After saying this, Xiao Yu'er actually cried.
"Don't cry, I'll go right over." After hanging up the phone, I quickly got up, took my mobile phone and came outside the house (I didn't want the old man to say that I was going out to get people again), and called Lao Cao.
"Brother Cao, are you busy?" I cautiously asked Lao Cao, "It's okay, what's wrong?" Brother Cao asked me puzzled.
"The child I told you yesterday about the soul disorder, the patient's condition is serious, if you have time, come to my parents to pick me up, remember to bring the expression you need to do things, the sooner the better." I anxiously urged Lao Cao to say.
"Then I'll go over right away and look for your money." I can hear that Lao Cao is doing a good job, and then, this guy hung up the phone and flew towards my house.
Thanks to the small size of Liaoyang, that is, in about half an hour, Lao Cao parked his taxi in front of my house and kept honking his horn.
After saying hello to my parents, I was about to leave, but I was desperately pestered by Wang Lili to go to see the excitement together, in order to save time, I had to take this little girl with me.
Without further ado, as soon as I came to the turntable of the Second Courtyard, I saw Xiao Yu'er alone at the gate of the Second Courtyard waiting for our arrival. Lao Cao beat me and Wang Lili into the car, and only asked about Xiaoyuer's cousin's condition, and did not mention too much about the remuneration, which made me very pleased.
In fact, whether a person is greedy for money or lustful, or addicted to gambling or drunk like his life, he is not a heinous person, as long as he can make the right choice in the face of major issues of right and wrong, he is a good comrade! Lao Cao is a good comrade, uh, absolutely!
Lao Cao first stopped the taxi to Xiao Yu'er's side, I originally intended to get out of the car, but I didn't expect Lao Cao to signal Xiao Yu'er to sit up, and after Xiao Yu'er got into the car, Lao Cao drove directly into it with one foot on the accelerator. This fully shows that Lao Cao has not less passengers who come to the second hospital for medical treatment.
Park the car in the parking lot in the backyard, Lao Cao rushed to the outside of the car with a backpack, and after the rest of our group got out of the car, Lao Cao confidently said to me: "Brother, let you see today, my brother's ancestral secret technique!" ”
to be continued