Waiting is a painful thing, especially the waiting of the thief is even more painful, and at the same time the spirit needs to be highly concentrated, otherwise he will die. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Info Taoist priests would not have this feeling, usually meditation and enlightenment will spend three days and three nights, observing the drunkenness of the banquet personnel is pediatric compared to meditation. Moreover, when the Taoist priest meditates, his breath blends with the surrounding environment, even if he does not stick an invisibility talisman, as long as he does not stare at his position and observes him carefully, he will not be found, and he will ignore the Taoist priest like looking at a small stone on the side of the road. But what is said here is that it would have been fine, that is to say, there is a problem now, the Taoist priest has given the thief a transmission note, no need to open his mouth to communicate anytime and anywhere within the scope of the Taoist's perception, the thief likes it very much, in order to show how much he likes this thing, the thief keeps using it. When I was doing things before, I was fine, and I asked about the right things, like if anyone came? Is there anyone in the yard? Now that I'm free, I'm gossiping. The content of the inquiry was not recorded by the Taoist priest, and what Xue Fei saw was the Taoist priest's emotion: 'He was full of the aura of making people beat him violently', 'I really want to tear him apart', 'I can't practice at home!' ’。

Speaking of which, the Taoist priest did lose his temper a few times when he met him, such as demonstrating spells, if he didn't need to demonstrate spells to prove himself, those few runes and his invisible figure already explained the problem. In addition, he also hit the thief in the head, not an elder or a very good friend, this kind of behavior is a bit excessive.

Although the thief was constantly harassing the rare companion of the Taoist priest in his mind, his movements were not affected, he stayed on the eaves, and he couldn't see the rest clearly. Regardless of the quality of the ruler, the guards he had found for himself were not bad, and several soldiers scanned the thief's location every once in a while, very seriously, if it weren't for the thief's quick reaction, he would have been discovered long ago. During the period, there was a small accident that made the thief laugh at the monk fiercely, of course, the cause was the thief, the Taoist priest was annoyed and impetuous, and accidentally slapped the tiles, just when the soldiers passed by, attracting the soldiers' inspection, the kind that climbed up the house.

"Captain Wu, it's okay to be a night owl!"

"Night owls can be so loud! In the investigation, the previous one who was not serious was burned alive, and if there was an accident, we would not be able to eat and walk around. ”

"Captain! There really is no one. Oh, cat! ”

"It's so fat! Let's put it on! We continue to patrol. ”

on the roof.

"I said, "Aren't you harmful! It's okay if you're invisible, I can't! I thought I was getting a boost! I was almost killed by you. Anyway, how did your fat cat do it! And why can't he see us! ”

"Shut up! Whose fault do you think it is. ”

"You! Who else, I've been quiet, and I don't dare to move when my legs are numb. "Well, the thief's body movements are indeed quiet.

"You are quiet! If you were quiet, there would be no sound in the world. ”

"Dao Chief, as the saying goes, I think, therefore I am, I am still alive to think, and live to learn, if you don't understand, you have to ask, to throw your limited youth into the infinite sea of knowledge, this is the sages to leave us a precious thought. I can't lose it, if I see a real master like Dao Chang today, if I don't ask, then I'll be a mallet. ”

"I didn't know a sage had said such a thing." What I said makes sense, but answering it doesn't mean that I admit defeat, the Taoist thought angrily.

"All the sages told me with their life's experiences and ways! It's so obvious that you don't even know. Looking at the fool's eyes, the thief didn't know the location of the Taoist priest, so he used this look to look up and down, left, right, back and forth, to make sure that the Taoist priest found his gaze.

"It's over, see if Lao Tzu can't kill you." The Taoist priest thought viciously, and then found that his mentality was wrong, and immediately recited the "Qingjing Sutra" silently to calm his mind.

The Taoist priest who recited the scriptures to calm his emotions no longer talked to the thief, and in order to divert his attention, he took a serious look at the banquet.

It's been two hours since the banquet began, and it's normal, the entertainment is normal, and the communication between men and women is normal.

"I can't see the wine pond meat forest, and the picture of striptease dance is not very disappointing."

"Am I like that kind of person? Anyway, how do you know I'm watching, oh, it's what you're thinking! ”

"I'm just guessing, but I didn't expect you to be still watching. As for who you are! The heart of a true Taoist priest is wider than the sea, although I have not seen the sea, but seeing that you are impetuous, I estimate that you are a Taoist priest who has been expelled from the school! The thief said, looking at the broken tile.

"It's not endless, isn't it?" The Taoist priest opened his mouth, his words were held back, and he decided not to talk to him except for important things. He is now extremely glad that his invisibility charm is not revealed with a light tap, and he has always been sticking to it, otherwise if his expression is discovered, he may not know what he will say about himself!

The feast below looks normal, but in fact, it has always been full of erosive atmosphere. Fish eye meat, live donkey meat, donkey tongue, monkey brain, fresh duck paw, squeak and other foods were put on the table, these dishes were either cruel or luxurious, and they were not eaten by normal people. The piece of meat with the fish eye is the most tender, and the fish eye meat is to cook a plate with this piece of meat, which is very small, and it takes a lot of fish to cook a plate, and the rest of the fish will be thrown away, and the chef is not allowed to take it away. Live donkey meat is a general term for live donkey and pouring donkey meat, the former is directly cut off from the live donkey and fired, the latter is made on the donkey, the donkey tongue and fish eye meat are almost the same, as long as the most tender tongue, the other throw away. You say that this is a donkey to provoke whom, and the other dishes are not introduced, they are all about the same. It's no wonder that it didn't take long for it to be annexed, and look at other countries, although their private lives are not very good, but their lives are not very corrupt.

"Yes! What stinks! Someone come to me, and the cook will bring it. A roar.

"It seems that something good is happening, can the Taoist let me hear their conversation?"

"No problem!" A paper bird flies over the place of the banquet.

"The Great King (not a robber leader, but a serious title for kings and princes)! The villain has to do something wrong there! "Rushed to his knees.

"You dare to pick up this smelly thing, this king is in a good mood today, and I will give you a chance to explain."

"King, this is stinky tofu, the more stinky it is, the more fragrant it is, didn't the king say that he wanted to eat special food? The villain hesitated and offered him. ”

"The tofu made by King Huainan still has this way to eat, I always thought that it was only fried and boiled! Child, you can try it. "The stinky thing still doesn't dare to do it yourself.

"Yes!" Trembling stretched out his hand, picked up the tofu, and dipped it in the soup.

"Oh! Father is indeed delicious. As he spoke, he used chopsticks again.

"Yes! It's really good, but it's so stinky that it affects the atmosphere too much, so I won't appreciate it, you go down! ”

"King Xie!"

"You say, this stinky tofu can't be my one, right?"

"Can you shut up! It has nothing to do with you at all, it's a normal way to make it, I originally wanted to try it, but I was completely in no mood when you said that. ”

"Well, is it my delusion? This beef smells a little stinky! ”

"Yes! I don't feel it so much, come and drink! There was a conversation below.

"Dao Chief...

"Shut up! I don't want to throw up at dinner. ”

"Yes! Me too, it's rare to taste a chef's food! I think about it when I look at it now... ”

"Shut up!"

After this episode, there was a rare silence for a long time.

It was four o'clock the next day, so everyone was drunk, and the thief jumped off the eaves, took out his black clothes, and prepared to set the fire.

"Really, it's still so long to eat! It's almost a night, I've really convinced them, I thought there was no drama tonight! ”

The thief stretched out on the spot, squatting for a long time and feeling a little numb.

"Give this fire fold my mana protection, don't be afraid to extinguish!" The Taoist priest took out a fire fold and handed it to the thief, thinking in his heart, "I also admire you for being verbose all night!" ”

"Thank you!"