Returning to the palace in an instant, the thief was startled and then immediately sought a place to hide in the shadows. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info His skills are at the lowest level in the real martial arts world, and this has nothing to do with people's talents, it is a problem of the world, and there are no martial arts cheats. Although it is the lowest grade in the martial arts world, there is no problem for the thieves to crush ordinary people, those soldiers did not notice that there were people hiding around them at all, and the others disappeared and did not attract attention, and those who knew the situation had fled.

"You're pretty good!"

"How's that great! Do you want to teach me a few martial arts secrets! I don't have high requirements, let me have the power of ten dragons and ten tigers, plus the sword technique that can pick up 10,000 people, and then let me have the speed to dodge thunder and lightning, almost that's it. ”

"Hehehe! The requirements are so low! Not to mention the rest, do you know how strong a dragon is? ”

"How strong!"

"Crush that mountain into a dough with a single blow! This is still an ordinary dragon clan, and the power of the dragon god is beyond the imagination of human beings. ”

"I'm just making an analogy, but what about the rest?!"

"It's too troublesome to change it to a martial art that can be used by mortals, I have a magic technique here, do you want it! It's just a month of prostration. ”

"Forget it!"

The gag thief has come to the inside of the palace, where the harem is located. The thief actually has no hope of obtaining martial arts cheats, although I have heard that some people have learned what wonderful kung fu with the guidance of the gods, but there are limitations, and they can do it with a hundred enemies or a thousand enemies, but there is no more. He's a thief, and he's not too young, so it's useless to get martial arts cheats, and things like disguise are more interested. The reason why he chatted with the Taoist priest was because the opportunity was rare! I've long wanted to try to talk to people and do it at the same time, and this feeling of finding death is quite good! It's a pity that I finally met a fellow Taoist before, and I was bored to death when I was doing things, and I hated myself for talking too much, and the rune paper used for this call was really a good thing, and I thought that the Taoist priest would draw a peace charm after that! This Taoist priest seems to be very interested in himself, and he is very kind, and then against the retreat just now, tonight's action of nine deaths and one life can become nine lives and one death.

The Taoist priest looked at the thief speechless, didn't he know that this rune paper was a message of thought, and undisguised thoughts would be transmitted? All right! He really doesn't know if he's not an outsider, well, so I won't remind him.

"Tell me what you plan, or I may not be able to react in time when something happens."

"You don't know? Just a few times at you, this fortune teller itself must be quite superb! I thought you knew everything? You don't know how to say it earlier! Don't say how do I know you don't know, do you know how much trouble it will cause if you don't communicate, if you know it, if you know, you should say it! KNOW ... ”

"Bang!" The sound of a punch attracted the attention of a maid, and when I came to see, the thief had climbed to the roof, and he couldn't climb to the sky in one step without light skills, and he was a little ugly when he went up with his strength.

"Poor Dao is a force faction. Understand! ”

"Understood! I'm here to steal incense and jade. ”

"And then!"

"Just stealing a few hearts."

"Poor Dao understood."

This makes it clear, you are bluffing me! Lao Tzu himself doesn't understand why he can't help but look at those guys, and he is in an impetuous mood if he doesn't kill, obviously I don't like not to kill. Forget it, with him, as long as I don't look for death, it's fine, I'll still act according to the plan.

Stealing incense and stealing jade refers to a man seducing and playing with a woman, of course, the Taoist understands that the target of this thief is definitely not a woman. But even if he was prepared, he was taken aback by the thief's actions, only to see that the thief was wearing a gorgeous costume, yes, he was still wearing the clothes of a scholar, rolling up his sleeves and stealing the night incense. I don't know what Yexiang is, hehe, I don't know, forget it, anyway, the Taoist chief wishes he didn't know now.

"What are you doing?"

"Stealing the night incense!"

"Of course I understand this, I'm asking you why."

"Dao Chief, you know what this is! As you must know, you Taoist priests made this thing. Ya Thief took out a paper bag and handed it to the front, well, just handed it to the front, he didn't know the location of the Taoist priest.

"It smells like gunpowder." The Taoist pinched his nose and sniffed closely, then quickly covered his nose and stayed away from the thief. "One thing I want to say, our real Daomen never refine the elixir, this gunpowder is made by those wild paths who accidentally got the fragments, so remove the two words of you!"

"What do you do with this explanation! Besides, if you are removed, aren't you still a Taoist! ”

"Although it is a wild way, and there are individual people who are greedy for fame and profit, there are also people who have realized the Tao on their own, so the word Taoist can still be left."

"Cut!" The thief pursed his lips, lifted the bag of animal skins and gunpowder with the night incense, and walked to a room.

"Wait! You haven't said what you're going to do! ”

"I don't understand yet, this is gunpowder, this is night incense, the two are combined, and there is a loud bang."

"Poor Dao may not have killed people for a long time, and suddenly there is some itchy hands!"

"Ahem! Joke! Joke, you're so careless! I'm not a wild child, and I won't do such a thing as frying night incense. This gunpowder of mine is not used to blow up people, it is used to escape. ”

"Then this night fragrance...

"Wait until the palace is burned, they want to put out the fire! You need water to fight fires! I mixed the incense into the spare water tanks, and they poured it on them when they put out the fire. The whole palace was filled with night incense, so I could naturally take advantage of the opportunity. ”

"Aren't you afraid they'll smell it?" The Taoist priest covered his mouth and destroyed this girl, this behavior is different from fried night incense.

"Hey, hey! Pour oil on it, this smell will be covered, fighting fires is like saving people, and who cares about this when the incident happens! ”

"Wait, this is the kitchen!"

"It's okay, it's okay! I don't pour it all, and the cook is not stupid, and if he finds something wrong, he will replace it. Besides, even if you do use it, there doesn't seem to be anything bad about it. ”

“。。。”

It took three hours to go back and forth several times, and when the sun was approaching, the water tanks used to extinguish the fire in all corners of the palace were mixed with night incense, and he seemed to have been there many times, and there were animal skin bags in various places for backup. During this period, he was found many times, but this thief carried night incense in his hand, talked and laughed freely, and made those servants think that he was the son of a certain big man and was fooled by him. The most serious time he met the prince, let's call him the prince, the son of the eldest in this place, who seems to be a king but not a king, and does not know what to call him appropriately. And this time, the thief took out the big bag on his back, which was a guqin, and he pretended to be a new violinist and sat on the animal skin bag to play the piano, and was rewarded, and he fooled the animal skin bag with a portable seat cushion. Isn't it incredible, I think those people are too stupid, the Taoist priest is not very surprised, every time he encounters danger, the ghost on the thief will come out, the murderous spirit here is too strong, the power of the ghost is limited, but it is still possible to fool people. The thief himself has good acting skills, and he is a small person, and with the appropriate hints, those people don't care so much about the details, and they are fooled. The thief himself didn't seem to know the reason, and after successfully completing the preparations, he despised the stupidity of those people.

The stealing of incense is completed, and the next thing is to steal jade, this time the thief's behavior is not very disgusting, and it is really stealing jade, the so-called beauty is like jade! In the palace, the second generation of officials and the rich second generation were taken to the palace by their father to enjoy a good life. At this busy time, the thief blended into the crowd and knocked out a few palace maids from time to time, and then put them in the carriage that had been prepared a long time ago. If it weren't for his innocent thoughts, the Taoist priests would think he was a thief, although those palace maids were not as beautiful as flowers, but they were also very standard, how could more than a hundred people be stuffed into the carriage by him, and they were afraid that they would not be completely dizzy, and they would not feel at ease and sprinkle incense, this behavior... Ay! Well, there are palace maids waiting around the carriage, the pace is steady, the hands and feet are strong, and the breath is steady, it is Lian Jiazi, and it should be his partner.

Stealing incense and stealing jade is over, whether it succeeds or not, it depends on the situation, and the palace maids in these carriages must not leave now, because they can't go.

Then it's time to set the fire, and the thief wants the Taoist priest to help, and he lights the fire quickly, but the Taoist priest disagrees, saying only that if he fails, he is responsible for making up for it.

The thief stayed on the eaves and watched the people eating, drinking, and having fun waiting quietly, and he had to pay attention to the time when he set the fire.