Chapter 389: Old Chen Anecdote
But after all, I really have a request from others now, so I suppressed the anger in my chest and said to Chen Laodao: "Are you in the Taoist Temple or Liu Hongsheng now?" ”
"The poor road is currently in the Taoist temple." The old man still dragged the words with me, "Okay, I'll go over right away." "Just know the location, after hanging up the phone, I opened the roller shutter door and took a taxi to the Taoist temple to pick up the dead bull's nose.
To say that this Chen Laodao is also a crooked talent, with a bachelor's degree in primary school, it seems that he can't read a lot of words. used to be a construction worker, but because he himself likes to work hard, and the daughter-in-law he married is more shili-eyed, he stopped doing this thing for a while.
In order to make his daughter-in-law look down on him, this goods began to learn from the people around him to go to the sea to do business. The problem is that Ya can't even dig in the business world, and he doesn't have any good relatives to count on, and he is afraid of hardship, so he is completely dreaming there, and in less than a year, his family's savings have been lost by him.
I'm angry with his wife, so I didn't run away with others. If it weren't for the fact that he begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother and wrote a letter of guarantee, and he knelt down and begged for mercy with snot and tears, it would be difficult to say whether his son was his own or not.
After this product comforts his family, he began to study what kind of profession to make money quickly, and save time and effort, don't say it, this time I really researched the results. This thing has a neighbor's second uncle who is a monk, that guy has a fat head and big ears, every time he meets Lao Chen (that will not be a monk, called Lao Chen) to smoke a good cigarette, and in Lao Chen's own words, the monk is oily, and he looks like a flower monk.
And when this monk played mahjong, he played as big as he could, and the great unity (the name of the old ten yuan in the past, the maximum face value in the past) was a big pile. Lao Chen observed several times and found that becoming a monk was more promising, so he thought about becoming a monk.
He should also be unlucky, just went to the house with the neighbor's second uncle, and the second uncle was arrested and imprisoned for hooliganism and sentenced to ten years. To scare Lao Chen, this Nima color is empty, and emptiness is color. It happened that this monk knew an old Taoist, and Lao Chen switched to this old Taoist.
And I've seen this old way, and I planned to accept me as an apprentice, which is the guy who drove away evil spirits for Ah Jian in the first volume of this article. In the early days, this old Chen didn't know anything, and Lao Dao didn't teach him anything. In the later period, the old Taoist was old, and this product knew that the opportunity was coming, so he poured tea and water, slandered and flattered, and deceived the old Taoist to please.
After the old Taoist was hung up, Lao Chen relied on his strength to knock out all the other senior brothers out of the Taoist temple, and he became the master of the Taoist temple.
Aside from the ability, I don't like this old way of doing it very much, it is eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, cheating, cheating, stealing, there is no him who is not haode. Let's say the same, drinking wine and eating meat is a common thing, and making two bad money is gambling with others, knowing that gambling must not always be used, this product is still used every time gambling, the result is that there are more times to lose, less time to win, the worst time even the underwear was lost, and the daughter-in-law was almost not bet.
Fortunately, it's not that you can't win by losing, otherwise the Taoist temple he is in charge of would have lost a long time ago. I remember the funniest time, is a girl in a teahouse in the box with people to play mahjong gambling money, lost to zuihou, there is nothing to mortgage, this goods will be the Taoist temple in the Sanqing patriarch are staked, each for a price of 10,000 yuan, for the people present, so hung out of the fun.
Since the day I met him, I had to go to the sauna twice a week to purify my body and mind. The problem is that you can wash it, and you have to find a few little sisters to press it and hammer it. When you meet a good-looking person, this product begins to give people religious lessons, first to tell fortunes to others, all kinds of unlucky things to throw at each other, after being scared, tell the other party, if you want to resolve, can you get a free shot, after the cannon, and then tell the other party where to go to the Taoist temple to resolve.
As a result, when people went there, they found that the so-called master in this Nima was himself. Mom, I'm half happy to die when I write this. If you can't be scared, this goods will be thrown out with a trump card, a few Grandpa Mao, of course, this goods also likes to bargain, every time you don't give Ya a 20% discount, he will not spare it. After the price was studied, Ya did things for men and women in the private room of the bath, and after coming and going, this product was about to become a big broken toe in the city. I still remember that in Liu Hongsheng's place, after doing a single job, Liu Hongsheng proposed that everyone go to a sauna, but I didn't know which lady was beautiful, but Chen Laodao said for a while, from the young lady's appearance, temperament, service level, all the way to give you statistics to the cost performance, speaking of emotion, this Chen Laodao and Liu Hongsheng are happy together, the question is how do I listen to the laughter so yin.
You have to ask him if there is any supernatural thing in the near future, this goods blushing to you from the three emperors and five emperors, you have to ask Ya which bath has come to the new lady recently, this goods will immediately jump eight high, as long as you pay money, I will be your guide, and this goods will definitely not cheat people in this regard, guarantee that the bath you go to, are all new young ladies, if you spend the money in place, this goods can also tell you about the art in the room.
If you catch up with everyone to go to KTV to sing, this guy has to be accompanied by a young lady, and he also has to order Magu or K powder, which is called experiencing life. Once I knocked the medicine in the box, I was going to take off my pants on the spot, and I was going to bow to the young lady who was going to accompany the overlord, and I scared everyone, if this Nima family wants to call the police, you are a drug addict, and some are raped, but how can you get out of the water?
Based on the above, I said that this dead cow's nose eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and smokes all five drugs. Let's dig out how Yaya sees things for the people who come to his Taoist temple.
As long as someone enters his Taoist temple, it is a goose that has plucked its feathers, and people have peeled its skin, and you have to tell you something if you have nothing to do. The problem is that Ya's level is too low, who let Ya not graduate from primary school.
As soon as the other party came in, the dead bull's nose said, "Oops! You've got a lot of stuff on you. Either that, "What is the position of your house, what the hell is squatting, think about it, is it uncomfortable somewhere?" "Anyway, I feel that if I can be deceived, I will be deceived. If you bring 10,000 yuan into his temple, you can give you the rest of the fare, and he has a conscience.
I don't know much about his master, but when I get to him, the Taoist temple is ruined. The merit box alone has been stolen hundreds of times by the surrounding villagers, and you say how bad Ya's reputation is. To get zuihou, this Chen Laodao had to make a big box of iron for a lifetime, and then dig a big pit in the ground, put a box in the pit, and then embed rebar in the cement ground around the pit, and welded the merit box of pig iron to the rebar, leaving a small locked iron door to facilitate him to withdraw money.
This is not the worst loss, catch up with this pocket when there is no money, Ya put on a robe, walk from village to village, as long as Ya sees the vegetables in the vegetable field, absolutely begin to blind the owner of that house (dialect: the meaning of lying), "Your family has not been peaceful recently", "What may happen in the future", anyway, it is this kind of bluffing.
If you want to know how to solve it, no problem, you can send your own fruits, pears, peaches, and seasonal vegetables to his Taoist temple, and he will start to explain the solution to you.
Anyway, this old deflated calf is not a thing, if it weren't for the fact that the talismans he asked for still had some effect, I would have kicked him to death.
to be continued