When the taxi arrived at the Taoist temple, Chen Laodao was already waiting at the door. As soon as I looked at the type, I knew that this product has definitely been short of money again.

"Jia Jushi, Poor Dao has been waiting here for a long time." Anyway, he even made a mockery of me.

There was a driver, and I didn't have a good seizure, so I had to get out of the car and go to Chaoya and say, "Hurry up and get in the car, there are a lot of things going on today." ”

"Then the poor way is better to be respectful than to obey his fate." After speaking, Chen Laodao paced into the car.

The driver didn't know the origin of this old way, and he was suddenly in awe. I guess the driver was absolutely thinking at the time, I didn't see it, this guy in my car is very awesome, he can actually point fingers at such a fairy wind and bones, and his eyes are full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

This old man doesn't know what aphrodisiac to take today, anyway, he pretends to be quite similar, and since he got into the car, until he arrived at the hotel, he didn't let out a fart, and sat there upright. It's okay, if you open your mouth and which lady's job is good, I guess I can't hang it on my face.

In the car, I called Brother Guan, who opened a private restaurant on Erdao Street, and asked him to prepare a box for me, and then the taxi went straight to the Guan family's private restaurant.

After Brother Guan received the call, he had already prepared a table of food for me, and after I went in with Chen Laodao, Brother Guan closed the door of the box with interest, and told the waiter not to go in and disturb the conversation between the two of us.

After giving the other party a seat, I asked the dead bull's nose. "Daochang Chen, what's wrong today, you don't say a word more, this doesn't look like your style?"

As soon as I finished asking, Chen Laodao grabbed my hand and began to complain to me, "Oh, Jia Shu, you open a bottle of beer for my brother first, I've been depressed to death recently." ”

Nima, didn't you tell the little lady that you are a vegetarian? Why the hell do you still drink beer? Next Olympics! If I hadn't asked you, I would have slapped my mouth on the spot.

I went out and carried a case of room temperature beer, casually asked for a bottle of liquor to go in, and opened a few bottles and put them on the table. This Chen Laodao was not polite, grabbed a bottle of "Dong ~ Dong ~ Dong ~ Dong ~ Dong" and poured down more than half a bottle first, and then began to complain to the two of us.

"I'll tell you, I don't know what's going on lately, I've always met someone who is against me, and your brother is in a hurry, I haven't eaten for several days."

After Chen Laodao finished speaking, he pulled down a pair of chopsticks, and I saw that two chopsticks could string together more than ten pieces of marinated tofu, which was like a special string of sugar gourds. As soon as the chopsticks were flicked, the dozen pieces of tofu were all put into Ya's big mouth fork, and Ya's mouth was stuffed, and then "clicked" to chew, and then fucked the wine bottle and tilted his neck, this bottle of beer was done.

"Don't be in a hurry to eat, tell me what's wrong?" I saw that this girl looked like a deserter, and she was eating as if she hadn't seen it in eight hundred years, so I hurriedly asked.

"Isn't this the day before yesterday, it's time for me to clean my body and mind again," I didn't squirt out a sip of wine, your uncle, just say that you can find Miss to go, and you can purify your body and mind, you burn newspapers in the Yuan Festival - fooling around!

"I happened to meet the female benefactor who served me, her face was black, her eyes were blank, and it seemed that the ancestors of her aunt's family had come to her to find her." Speaking of which, the goods quickly came with a spoonful, just look at the circle of cashew nuts outside the celery fried cashew nuts, all into his spoon, this spoon into the mouth, yes, there is a lot of celery left in the plate.

Nima, my mother used to educate us when we were children, we would urinate on the kang when we ate, and we would marry a stupid daughter-in-law when we ate and sing.

"Just when I was looking for a separate room to dissolve the vicious qi in the body of the female benefactor, suddenly a fierce man broke in, picked me up from the female benefactor's body, threw me outside, and beat me again. Look at it," Chen Laodao said as he showed me his arm.

I looked at it, yo, it's all green, how can the big white goose be called, it's really special, it's so relieving. But he said: "This is a special grandson, it's really black enough." ”

Chen Laodao nodded with tears in his eyes, "It's not, just beat it, and give me all my clothes to light it, you see how cold it is at night now, I ran to Liu Hongsheng with my bare ass, your old brother is a big loss this time." ”

After finishing speaking, the man brought the plate of pine nut corn to his mouth, pulled it into his mouth, and in an instant, half a plate of pine nut corn entered his mouth. I looked at it, okay, where is this mouth, it's clearly a food scrap processor.

"Daochang Chen, it's okay, don't be ashamed, just remember to block your face. Besides, it's quite fashionable to run naked now, and it's said to relieve psychological pressure, so you're quite avant-garde. "I originally meant to damage this old way, but I didn't expect the other party to listen to me, and actually slapped his thigh, "Alas, I'm the next Ao!" ”

This scares me, Nima has convulsions, eat it well, what do you do with Nima's thighs, the most important thing is that this product is my thighs, next to your uncle!

"I knew that your kid was a talent, why didn't I think of such a haode statement? The next time I go to purify my body and mind, I will tell the other party that anyway, the clothes they took off voluntarily to reduce stress have nothing to do with me, and I have something to say when the police come, this trick is good! That's a good trick! Chen Laodao looked extremely excited, and when he raised his neck, he was half a bottle of beer.

I really can't wait to pump my own big mouths, Nima, I feel that I am enough to have no discipline and no lower limit, and when I meet Chen Laodao, a master who is born with no discipline and lower limit, I am considered a complete failure.

I yelled at Chen Laodao depressedly: "Don't eat it, hurry up and tell me what's wrong." ”

"You wait for me to take a few more bites." This Chen Laodao probably heard my anger, and hurriedly dragged the lotus silk snow peas to himself, lowered his head, and then drank a bottle of beer, and then said: "When has your brother suffered such a violent loss, so after Mr. Liu got dressed, I called more than a dozen friends in society to find each other's theories." ”

As soon as I heard it, I could guess the result, and I knew those few people, all of whom were friends with wine and meat, and when I usually drank, the screamed, and I almost didn't arrest Tang Seng to make a hot pot. The problem is that every time they move seriously, this group of grandsons runs faster than rabbits, this Chen Laodao has suffered a lot on this issue, how many times have this been, why haven't you seen the key to this?

"When I got to the bath, I called the other party out and took a look, oh! A big man of more than two meters, like Yao Ming, with big feet, like a small boat. "This dead cow's nose is not enjoyable, take the two hands and compare, I look, where is this Nima feet, it is clearly a 600 cm aquarium.

"I thought about it, I was afraid that there would be a special force, there were a lot of us, more than a dozen people, so I waved my hand, and everyone rushed up with the guys. I wondered how I could fight a draw, but I didn't expect people to fly several times with one fist, and several with one foot and down, three punches and two feet, and my brother was left.

Jiao, if it weren't for your brother's strong adaptability and running away, I guess I would have to let the family do it there. ”

After Chen Laodao finished speaking, this makes me happy, stupid, yes! Fighting still depends on where there are many people, what age are they all, still fighting, you are a special underworld, you are right to fight you, just let you have a long memory.

to be continued