The agreement was to meet at a hotel at five o'clock in the afternoon, in order to show sincerity, we took a taxi out at four o'clock, but as soon as we arrived at the hotel, I found that the girl who was on a blind date was waiting at the door of the hotel with her mother, and I don't know what time they arrived. As long as the private car is parked in front of the hotel, their mother and daughter will stretch out their heads to take a look, and after finding out that it is not, their faces will show a look of loss, God knows how this mother's daughter is so worthless.

After my brother and I paid the fare and got out of the car, when they saw that it was a taxi, the girl's mother's face drooped at that time, as if someone owed her hundreds of thousands. Out of politeness, my brother and I didn't have a face-to-face seizure, so we had to bite the bullet and enter the private room of the hotel. After the guest and host sat down, I handed over the recipe, after all, they are women, we have to be polite, good guys, this mother and daughter are not polite, we are only four people in total, a very ordinary restaurant, actually ordered more than 800 yuan of dishes, this is not counting the wine and drinks, really plan to use the two of us as Kaizi Shabu (we have an average monthly income of more than 1,000 here). I noticed that my brother was frowning, so I stepped on him under the table, signaled him not to have a seizure, and continued to be polite to the mother and daughter.

During the meal, the girl basically buried her head in eating, like a whirlwind and clouds, and did not talk to the two of us at all. Her mother changed my brother's words, "What do parents do at home?" How many houses do you have? Do you have a car? How much does it cost to earn a month? How much can I give as a bride price? ...... "Anyway, everything is linked to money, my brother is very helpless, after all, just met to ask this, it seems too utilitarian, but once it comes, it is safe, I can only ask what to answer, I made an excuse, went out to call a friend who knew the two of us, and asked him to call my brother in ten minutes, and then returned to the box, and continued to make the mother and daughter disgusted."

Ten minutes later, my brother's cell phone rang, and my brother left the room under the pretext of answering the phone, and after five minutes of waiting, I also left the room under the pretext of looking for my brother, and then met my brother outside, and then took a taxi and left the place of right and wrong, leaving behind the mother who was going to sell her daughter, and the daughter of the foodie. I know that these two wonderful mothers and daughters, when facing their bills for a while, I am estimated to be able to cry to death, after all, my brother and I haven't eaten a single bite of food, wow Ka Ka!

The third time is still in Xiangping, but also to accompany a buddy to go on a blind date, it seems that I am about to become a professional blind date as a companion, which man wants to go on a blind date in the future, remember to call me, charge by the hour, good quality and low price, Tong Su is not bullied, roar!

My buddy is more introverted, so he is quite old and doesn't have a wife, but his family is very wealthy, as far as I know, the assets are at least eight figures or more, and he can be regarded as a rich second generation, but this child is too low-key, and he is always silent on weekdays, and he belongs to the kind of master who can't beat a fart with three sticks, which leads to missing one marriage after another. Six people came to the woman's side, and all seven aunts and eight aunts came, giving me the feeling that I didn't attach importance to this blind date, but a group of eight women came to join in the fun and take advantage of the man's meal. After the two sides entered the private room of the hotel, the guest and the host sat down, and before we could speak, the girl over there began to say, "My last boyfriend's family has a house of more than 100 square meters, drives a car of more than 200,000 yuan, and earns more than 3,000 a month, his father is a civil servant, and his mother is a businessman, if it weren't for the yellow, when people got married, they promised to give me 100,000 bride price, buy me a mink coat, and buy hardware (gold necklace, gold ring, gold earrings, gold bracelet, gold bracelet). The girl was so blind here, the group of accompanying aunts couldn't stop nodding, and after nodding, they continued to lower their heads and eat hard, as if they hadn't been to a restaurant for 800 years. This is not the end, the girl doesn't care whether my buddy's face is dark or not, continue to say: "I heard that your family is rich, just now my aunt came over in advance, and I also saw it outside the hotel, you two came by taxi, and it is estimated that the conditions are not much better, which proves that the rumors can't be believed, I still believe what I see, after all, seeing is believing." I don't force you, when you get married, how can the wedding room be 200 square meters, buy me a car of more than 300,000 yuan, and pay 5,000 yuan a month. ”

I felt a burst of nausea, I guess my buddy's temper is not as good as mine, if I hadn't pressed him desperately, I would dare to fly over with a teapot and disfigure that girl directly. It seems that as long as the girl's makeup is removed, it is equivalent to disfigurement, isn't there such a saying, "In the past, disfigurement relied on sulfuric acid, but now disfigurement with makeup remover is enough!" I took a sip of tea, suppressed the anger, and then said: "A house of 200 square meters, in Xiangping City, if the cost of decoration is put into it, we will calculate it according to 5,000 yuan per square meter, and all the houses will cost almost 1 million." "The group of people on the other side don't know what medicine I sell in the gourd, but when I gave a flat calculation of 5,000 yuan for decoration, this group of seven aunts and eight aunts all nodded approvingly, I saw that after the other party approved, I continued: "The car will be 300,000 yuan, hardware plus mink coat plus bride price, how can you get 100,000 yuan, and then count the wedding banquet and wedding expenses, how can you do it in a star-rated hotel, let's calculate it according to the minimum standard of 100,000 yuan, then it will be calculated, the house, the car, the bride price, the banquet, together it will take 1.5 million, Right? "I asked all the women in the room for their opinions. After seeing the group of people nodding in agreement, I calculated another account for them, "Now find a young lady to take out the night to charter the night, that is, to do it casually for one night, if we are here, according to the different postures, we will count the young lady's age under twenty-five years old, and if you calculate a little posture, it will cost almost three hundred yuan a night." As soon as I finished speaking, I saw the people on the other side looking at me in surprise, because they didn't know what I was going to say next, I smiled, ignored them and continued: "According to the conditions you offered, if it is converted into cash, it should be 1.5 million yuan, and if you divide this 1.5 million by 300, it is 5,000 nights, then divide 5,000 nights by 365 days, and it is ......" I quickly mentally calculated the answer, "It is thirteen points and six years, rounded to fourteen years, that is to say, If my buddy comes up with 1.5 million yuan, it is equivalent to being a groom every night in the next 14 years. It's a different woman every night, and every time it's a different feeling, whether it's the other party's skills or the ** sound, and my buddy can't be so demanding, I point to this thing every day to live, after all, the older people are, the demand for this aspect is getting less and less, basically this one and a half million, enough for my buddy to play until he is old. "Before I finished speaking, the faces of the women on the other side began to change, and I don't care what the other party thinks, anyway, I look down on this girl from the bottom of my heart, if my buddy finds such a woman as a wife, my brotherhood with him will be broken, after all, I like to deal with smart people, men who can find such a wife, they seem to be fools, they are all fools, why do I keep the girl.

to be continued