I didn't wait for the other party to get angry, and followed the girl's attitude at the beginning, and continued: "If I marry you, I will have the same face every night, and it will be the same after removing my makeup; Your voice is the same every time, even if your voice is hoarse, and Miss Find's voice is different every time; Every time your skills are so good, and you can't touch here, you can't touch there, and you don't need to worry about these when you look for a lady, you can play as much as you want; Every month you have a few days that you need to rest, and the young lady who comes out to do it will not come to menstruation; Every year you get a year older, and you can't stay under twenty-five forever, and every time I can spend money to get a young and beautiful lady to hang out, even if I'm forty or fifty; Every month you need beauty, makeup, and body maintenance, and there is no extra cost to find a lady; The most important thing is that if my buddy keeps a girl for a long time, and gives four or five thousand yuan a month for living expenses, people will also do laundry and cook for my buddy, and even give birth to children, and the co-authorship is about 150 yuan a day, once I have a child, I don't even need to register, and I don't need to pay overnight fees, and the other party can follow my buddy with all his heart, as long as I can get married, it doesn't matter if I get a license or not. In other words, the 1.5 million you opened is enough for my buddy to keep changing young and beautiful women in this city, at least for 14 years or more, during which he meets a really suitable person, and he can stay by his side without spending any cost, and you still have a face in this area, what are you talking about? Which piece of meat on your body is worth 1.5 million? As soon as my voice fell, the girl on the other side cried out with a "wow", and the group of seven aunts and eight aunts were also ready to start attacking me, but my buddy's face became delicate, ruddy, and shiny.

I didn't wait for the group of snobbish old ladies to attack me, so I picked up the phone in my hand and called the team of my wedding company, "Brother Dai, after talking, send us home." "This is my agreement with the wedding team in advance, mainly because I am afraid of meeting this kind of girl, not to mention that I am vindictive, treat this kind of person, I have to let the girl have a long memory. In order to cheer me up, my brother also made an appointment with a Mercedes-Benz S350, and it was a new car just mentioned, and the license plate was not on, I got into a car with my buddy, leaving the group of old ladies with their mouths wide open, watching the two of us leave in surprise.

Memories to memories, back to reality, what this old man said is all true, how did some girls become so unbearable now, I really don't know how to enlighten this old man. Peeking at the old way, I found that Ya was drinking one bite after another, and it seemed that there was no attitude of taking care of the old man, and in desperation, I searched my stomach and thought about it for a long time, and finally found a small paragraph to alleviate the current depressing atmosphere.

"Uncle, what you said is not wrong at all, let me tell you something interesting." After seeing the old man nodding, I continued: "In a certain village in the south, there are two such children, in order to have a male child to inherit the lineage, within sixteen years, ten children were born. The first nine are all girls, and the zuihou one is a boy. "When I heard that I had given birth to ten children in sixteen years, the old man was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth. I looked at each other and smiled, and then continued: "At that time, Jihua had strict birth control, and this family was a serious violation of national policy, so these two people threw their daughters to their parents, and hid everywhere in Tibet while working and giving birth to children, the specific situation can refer to the sketch "Super Life Guerrilla" played by Huang Hong and Song Dandan. In the past 16 years, the house, land and the little money earned by the two families have been confiscated, plus they have been away all the year round, and they have no fixed place to live, and raising children is an extremely hard thing, and when they give birth to the youngest boy, the two children who are less than 40 years old look like people in their 60s. The people in the village bullied their family, because their family was poor, anyway, the family was blinded and bullied, but the feng shui took turns, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, and after another ten years, the eldest daughter married the owner of a factory along the coast, and the second daughter married a clerk in the local taxation bureau in other places, and when the two sons-in-law went home to see their father-in-law and mother-in-law at the end of the year, they found that the family was too poor, so they took the money to buy a three-story small building for the old couple, and then the third daughter married the son of a township cadre in a foreign country, and the fourth daughter married to Shanghai, The dowry of these two daughters alone is enough for the old couple to eat for a lifetime, the fifth daughter is more intelligent, good at learning, married to an elite of an IT company, the sixth daughter married a foreign Chinese, the seventh daughter married the son of a regiment commander in the army, at this time, no one in the village dared to underestimate the family, and when the eighth daughter married a local very powerful civil servant, their family was famous in the local area, and when the ninth daughter married a second-tier star in the entertainment industry, this son directly stepped in place and became a rich second generation. "When I finished telling this story, the old man laughed too, and that's what I wanted.

After listening to the sloppy old man, he put down the wine gourd and sighed in a low voice: "The wind is going down, the wind is going down!" After finishing speaking, he looked the old man up and down, and continued to speak: "You have wealth in this life, but unfortunately you can't make good use of it, thinking that you are an honest man, and your children have filial piety, you and I have today's fate, you take the two of us to collect the boy's soul after a while, and afterwards I will open the treasury of your life, and ensure that you will be transferred after the year, and the wealth will be extensive, and the old will have something to rely on, what do you think?" "After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he scared me enough, when did this bull-nosed old man become so kind-hearted? Good guy, just open the treasury and touch your upper and lower lips? After all, I am also engaged in this industry, and I know how difficult it is to open the treasury of a person's life, not to mention far away, let's just say that Brother Cao, he can only be transferred after the age of forty, that is to say, Brother Cao can only open his treasury after the age of forty, can this bull-nosed old way open other people's treasury so easily? I've got to see this.

After hearing that he could make himself rich and dependent, the old man surnamed Liu thanked him repeatedly, hurriedly put on his torn down jacket, and immediately prepared to lead the two of us to the fish pond. "It's not busy, the hour hasn't come yet, and when the hour comes, it's not too late for us to go again." Lao Dao pinched the wine gourd and said to the old man unhurriedly. At this time, I was not much interested in catching the soul, but put all my mind on how to open the treasury, so when Lao Dao said that he would wait a while and then go, I was a little disappointed, but after thinking that I would be able to see how Lao Dao opened the other party's treasury in a while, I waited again with joy.

to be continued