Look at a young man walking limping and registering over there.,The woman next to him should be his mother.,Don't play mature women and be fresh.,Otherwise, my shijie view will completely collapse.。

Fortunately, after listening to the conversation, I was sure that this was indeed a mother and son. "You said you could fall in every shift, what else can you do?" The mother said, "No, Mom, you listen to me." "When I went to work in the morning, I saw a cyclist hit an electric pole, and I was in pain when I saw that scene, and I laughed like crazy." That's when I fell into the sewer on the side of the road, and you think you can blame me! ”

After the bear child finished speaking, a girl next to her laughed so hilariously, but when the girl walked, she actually limped, didn't she also fall into the sewer?

"You're much better than me." The girl actually took the initiative to say, "I came back from the night shift and saw two students kissing me in the station, I thought let's go quickly, let's not be that big bulb, so I turned my face away and quickened my pace, but I didn't take two steps, damn, I lost my feet!" "Well, these guys belong to the weird category.

I was having a lot of fun here, when I heard someone reprimanding another person's voice, "Dese, let you be dese, this time pretend to be big!" "I looked at the kid next to me, who was fourteen or fifteen years old, and he lowered his head and didn't speak. Another child who accompanied him asked, "Why is he so supset?"

"If I have to say that I can go up eight steps in one step, I will say pull it down, and then pull the eggs back, but I won't listen. After saying that, he stepped up the stairs one by one, and then the horse stumbled on his front hooves, and fell so badly! The bridge of the nose was stuck on the edge of the stairs, and it was directly fractured; Improper wrist exertion is also dislocated; When the bones came down, he still stuck his knees and bled non-stop, do you think this thing is pretending to be forced? ”

As soon as I heard it, I got it! This kid is definitely the type who has no place to do it, but I hope that this incident can make the girl remember it a little longer.

Suddenly, I heard a mother teaching her daughter, "You said you were more than two, what did you think at the time, you were talking!" ”

"Auntie, don't talk about her, and then she should cry." As soon as I heard that this was the girl's boyfriend, who would be so kind to intercede for a very two, or even a very good girl.

The two goods said innocently: "Isn't that all to blame for the mask that Wang Hao (voice) bought for me." ”

"How can you blame me?" The young man was immediately anxious when he heard it, but I have to be anxious to change me, this Nima family is kind enough to buy you a mask, is it still swollen?

"I thought about putting on some masks before I walked around, and after I just put on a layer, I didn't know what to think, I felt that it was not good to absorb like this. How can I absorb it well? Why don't you add a layer of plastic wrap to the mask? Holding his breath, he wrapped his whole head tightly with plastic wrap and wrapped several layers of plastic wrap. At that time, I was holding my breath, thinking that I would make a few holes in my mouth and nostrils, who would think that I would be able to suffocate. The second girl said aggrievedly, "If it weren't for Wang Hao who had the key to our house, it is estimated that you would have to suffocate to death, you said that my father and I are both thieves and weird, how did you give birth to such a heartless child?" The girl's mother said helplessly, and then turned to the boy named Wang Hao and asked, "When did you have the key to our house, why don't I know?" ”

I can't do it anymore, I'm about to laugh and sob, it seems that if I had listened to my old man as a doctor, I guess I would have seen these pleasures every day.

As soon as Wang Hao was about to answer, he found that several policeman uncles were leading a group of grizzled people out, which aroused my great curiosity.

I heard one of the policemen reprimand those people, "Tell me about a few of you who are so old, it's not good to do something, but you just learn to steal fish."

If you steal it, you can steal it, even if you cover some fish with a cover (a tool for catching fish), or use a large net to catch it. Hey, you guys are good, make a bomb out of a detonator to blow up the fish in someone's fish pond.

You said that you fried fish and I also recognized it, why do you take a flashlight, it seems that you have a lot of household appliances at home?

It's good now, light the bomb and throw the flashlight into someone's fish pond, thanks to the fact that your home-made bomb gunpowder is less, this is a little bit more, and you guys just wait to float in the fish pond to feed the fish. ”

Depend on! This is actually okay, it seems that compared with this group of gentlemen, that girl is not too second.

Because of the appearance of this group, I couldn't hear how Wang Hao explained to the girl's mother, but I found a more secondary girl.

Just look at a handsome pot and a girl who looks like a green tea and yelled: "It's beautiful this time!" ”

Seeing that the girl pouted and didn't squeak, the handsome pot continued to roar: "You said to eat a boiled fish, you can take a selfie a hundred times." That's not all, before leaving, I took the whole fish bone home, and we don't have a cat at home, what do you do with it?

I don't sleep in the middle of the night.,You're all kinds of cute in front of the video.,The result! The fish bone is used as a bolt to warm the baby into the electric socket row. If I hadn't found out in time, you'd have to have a medium-rare steak by now, you know? ”

I thought that this girl would learn from the pain, and the pain was not dropped, but what I didn't expect was that this product posed as a scissorhands, and actually started taking a selfie with the hospital as the background, okay, handsome pot, your miserable shijie has just begun, and my brother is basically speechless!

Before it was over, I heard the child's cry, and I followed the sound to find that a father was beating the child there.

"You bear child, who told you that ink can be eaten, who told you?" When the father asked, "The teacher said that in ancient times, there was a young student who ate rice cakes while reading a book, and ended up using ink as soy sauce and eating it while dipping it, and eating it with relish, and then he said that the student was serious about reading books or something."

I thought maybe the ink was delicious, so I tried the steamed buns at home dipped in the ink, who knew it could cause food poisoning? The child replied aggrievedly, "As far as your elementary school teacher can still be called a teacher, I am still a graduate of the second class, she is a graduate of a third-class junior college, weishenme I don't listen to what I say, what the teacher says you should be a holy decree?" Daddy cursed hatefully.

Okay, I can only say that this elementary school teacher is very stupid and naïve, what kind of chiseling the wall to steal the light, reading books on a snowy day and the like, and deceiving the children, you are all a teacher, you can actually believe it, phew! Serve, phew! Wear.

I heard the child suddenly ask his father, "Dad, I don't understand something, I have been hospitalized for the past few days, I think about it every day, every day, but I can't figure out what it is." ”

"Say!" Dang Dad said helplessly.

"Ultraman Weishenme was beaten by a monster, so he used a laser to kill the monster? If he had put the laser in the first place, wouldn't he have been able to kill the monster directly? "Well, this question has been bothering me for many days as well.

Just listen to this father's words, let me admire the five-body throw to the ground, "You fight the landlord and throw bombs when you come up?" ”

Talent, you don't need such gorgeous rhetoric, you don't need how awesome metaphors, you don't need how pale comparisons, one sentence shows the true meaning of the story, you are too awesome!

to be continued