I was sighing here, and I saw a Sao Nian crying upstairs and going down, and the buddies around Sao Nian were still persuading, "Don't cry, who do you blame for this?" ”

The other party was still very bully, so the buddy continued: "You and your girlfriend have been in a long-distance relationship for almost five years, and you are getting married just before you see it." People usually don't wear makeup and don't buy those miscellaneous clothes, what kind of style are you smoking, you have to buy cosmetics for others before getting engaged, and buy all kinds of popular fashions, now it's okay, she let others chase them away, you still want to fight with others, and don't look at what cars people drive, you are a pedaling car. ”

Hearing this, I decided that I would never let my girlfriend wear no makeup in the future, and I had to put on makeup from the day I met, even if it would scare me to death after removing my makeup, I would stick to this concept.

All of a sudden, I could smell it. Following the smell, I found a group of people pinching a person covered in feces, and followed by two policemen to the hospital.

I heard one of the policemen scolding helplessly: "You said that a group of you people beat a person, it is not particular enough, and you even chase others into the dung pit."

Well, people climbed up from the dung pit and started chasing you. I still have the face to call the police, one by one. Also, who asked for an examination just now, go in by yourself in a while, and the two of us are guarding the door. ”

Vomit! This group of people is too unethical, they can't kill people too much, how can they be purple!

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!" I saw that behind the group of people, the hospital staff and two old men wearing driving school uniforms pushed the ambulance and began to toggle inside.

It wasn't until the ambulance entered the emergency elevator that the two uncles who accompanied him stopped sweating profusely, stood at the elevator door, and A said to B: "I won't take female students for the rest of my life." ”

B asked puzzledly: "What the hell is going on, when I went over, I saw you sitting on the ground in a daze, and the female student in the car was scared and cried." ”

"She still has a face to cry, when I practice the road, I smoke a cigarette, and this girl pokes such a big basket for me." A said hatefully.

"You say it." B asked anxiously, "You also know how narrow the road is when you get out of the driving school, and you don't know which bastard designed it, so you have to open the gate here." As a result, this girl stepped on the accelerator and rushed out, and when I couldn't see haode, I shouted for the brakes. This girl actually let go of the steering wheel with both hands, and covered her face, what about it, can her face be used as a brake? Hearing a bang, the other party hit the hospital. At that time, if I hadn't jumped out of the car, I guess I would have to lie down and come in! A replied through gritted teeth.

Well, this girl's name is definitely Road Kill, and her nickname is Hand!

Before it was over, I heard a conversation between the other two students, "You are stupid, playing with chicken feathers and running naked, you are dumbfounded." ”

Seeing that the guy in the wheelchair didn't squeak, the guy who pushed the wheelchair continued: "You ran naked in the men's dormitory, and you ran naked in the women's dormitory; It's good to run naked, you go to the Nima toilet, and you have a tuba.

You said that there is no toilet paper, why don't you finish it with your hands, and then go to the faucet to flush it, you are so good, you don't open your cheeks, and you come out directly; Come out, come out, you want to slide down the handrail of the stairs of someone's women's bedroom for Mao? It's okay now, it's a nail, Brother Broken Egg! ”

I'm the next Ao, this product is too strong, I said that I was kicked underneath, and our group of men had to hurt for a long time, this Nima directly scraped the eggs, and I trembled when I thought about it!

"Wow!" Is there a swollen dog in this Nima hospital? I was curious when the ink-eating kid shouted to his father, "Daddy, daddy, look, Sarkozy!" My favorite kind of dog. ”

His father went up and slapped the child in the head, "That's called Haskey, Haskey, I've told you a hundred times, it's not Sarkozy, Sarkozy is the president of France." ”

Huskie? Sarkozy? Well, it's very similar! I silently repeated it twice in my heart, and I almost couldn't tell what was what.

I saw the man holding this big dog, it was really miserable at the moment! The down jacket was also scraped off, and the head was broken, and the whole body was covered in mud, but at least I didn't fall into the dung pit, fortunately, haha!

The security guard from the hospital immediately ran out and stopped him, "Sir, pets are not allowed here." ”

"This dog isn't mine, Dio!" The man scolded in a tangled way, and just when everyone was puzzled, the man continued: "Lao Tzu rode a bicycle home from work, unlucky, I don't know whose dead dog chased me and didn't let go, followed me all the way and barked at me. I was so frightened that I saw that the dog was getting closer and closer to me, so I could only pedal the car fiercely and kick him with my legs, hoping to scare it away. After following me for more than 100 meters, the broken dog suddenly squatted on the ground and braked suddenly, and did not move. I was thinking that it was okay, and when I turned my head, there was a deep garbage pit in front of me!

I don't know why the cleaner is so diligent, the garbage pit is clean, so it hangs me to death. What's even more infuriating is that after the dog provocatively urinated on the edge of the pit, he was ready to leave, would that work? Regardless of the pain all over my body, I climbed out of the garbage pit and started to chase the dog. But I can be regarded as caught, I want to see who the owner of this dog is, what is the second otto! ”

It seems that since ancient times, Hasqi has been known for being a second goods, and this man still responded to his words, and he was unlucky!

After listening to this, the security guard first hahadaxiao, and then said: "You are content, there were people who were scared to death by dogs two days ago." ”

The man looked at the security guard incredulously, and listened to the security guard say slowly: "There is an old man, and his children are all out of town, so he went to his children's house for the New Year, and he didn't worry about the dog he had raised for many years, so he took it with him."

As a result, the dog died of illness in the children's house. The old man was distressed, so he packed the dog's body and prepared to bring it back for burial. Tell me, now this rich man's dog is more expensive than anyone else's.

But when the people at the airport didn't know that the dog was dead, they found that the dog was dead when they got off the plane, and the people at the airport were frightened, thinking that the dog was dead. So he sent someone to the nearby dog market to buy an identical dog, and then sent it to the old man. As a result, the old man opened his luggage and found that the dog was alive, so the old man was frightened to death. This lawsuit is still going on, and you're really nothing. ”

I don't make any comments about dogs, Nima is talented!

At this time, I saw a person walking out with his mouth covered, scolding as he walked. The person who accompanied him persuaded, "You said that you are not good at managing anyone's affairs, so you have to take care of those two people." ”

The guy who covered his mouth replied: "How good is the house (how do I know, I guessed it for a long time)!" ”

"You just moved here, and you don't inquire, those two people, one is a sanda coach, the other is a judo coach, these two have contradictions and fights, whether it is relatives and friends, or community aunts, that is, no one dares to pull it. Every time there is a fight, even their dog knows to run out and hide for a few days. This is good, the mouth is full of teeth, do you say you are wronged? ”

I will summarize one sentence: Good people are struck by lightning, this is the truth!

to be continued