Volume 3 Life and Death_Chapter 2 Pole Dancing
I didn't pay much attention to this yin qi, as the saying goes, art masters are bold, since Gu Changfeng sent my spirit into my body, I feel that I suddenly opened my mind, a lot of techniques that I couldn't learn before, now just by looking at the book, I can learn very well, after giving birth to Gu Zinuo, my body has almost recovered, I began to practice magic, and by now, I have been considered a small success, so, for this heavy yin qi, I did not feel the slightest panic.
I'm not a workaholic, I take a long vacation before I finish a movie, and when I'm bored, I help people catch ghosts and solve problems for those who are haunted by ghosts. Now, don't say that it's those little ghosts who can't get on the stage, even if it's an old ghost with a hundred and eighty years of cultivation, he won't be my warm opponent.
I took off my shoes casually, tossed them aside, and I lay down on the bed. I had a strong premonition that this ghost in the house was coming at me, so I didn't have to go to great lengths to find him, he would come to the door himself.
The quilt was pulled away, I closed my eyes and pretended to be sleeping, I felt a soft hand touching my face, I didn't open my eyes, but I could feel that the hand must be beautiful and beautiful, and it was a woman's hand.
Suddenly, I only felt my nose suffocated, the hand actually covered my nose, the feeling of not being able to breathe was really unbearable, I stretched out my left wrist, and unceremoniously hit that hand.
"Ahh A terrible cry rang in my ears, and I opened my eyes, and saw a woman with a disheveled hair falling to the ground, for her long hair had fallen and covered her face, so that I could not see what she was born of.
"Are you going to fuck off yourself or am I going to send you away?" This female ghost should have died in this room, she didn't really do anything to me just now, maybe, it was just a prank. I don't want to kill her, because I know that not all ghosts are black-hearted evil ghosts, such as Gu Changfeng and Zhang Xiao.
"Woman, it's my fault, you can spare me once! Fuck off now, fuck off now! "The female ghost knelt on the ground and kowtowed to me, I didn't expect her to bow to me so much, I couldn't help but be a little unaccustomed, I didn't bother to pay attention to her, I tidied up the pillow, and I planned to go back to sleep. Anyway, this female ghost will get out of the way soon, I'd better sleep beautifully, I've been tossing for so long, I'm also a little tired.
Yin Qi, approaching little by little, the female ghost didn't leave, her hands were claws, and her long black nails were like practicing the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, and she grabbed my face at a lightning speed, "Feng Nuannuan, I'm going to kill you!" Kill you! ”
I silently recited a charm, the female ghost's body, and fell to the ground suddenly, she fell to the ground weakly, her hair was scattered, revealing a white face, but, her face had no facial features, just twisted as strangely as possible, suddenly, where there should have been eyes, there were two raging fires, I realized that this female ghost was not as good as I imagined, I could only kill her, otherwise, the one who died would be me. And I don't want to die yet, I still have to wait for Gu Changfeng to come back and grow old with me.
It's just that I don't seem to have offended anyone lately, so why does this female ghost have to put me to death?
"Feng Nuan, you must have seduced him! Otherwise, he wouldn't have abandoned me! The fire in the eyes of the female ghost became heavier and heavier, approaching my body little by little, I naturally would not be stupid enough to sit still, a copper coin full of charms was thrown out of my hand, and flew straight towards the female ghost's face, the female ghost seemed to be slightly stunned for a moment, and then twisted her body hard, and disappeared into the air in the blink of an eye.
With the departure of the female ghost, the yin qi in the room dissipated little by little, and it became much more comfortable to lie on the bed.
Just now, I was still careless, and I let this female ghost run away. But it's so late, and I don't want to deal with her more, so I'd better get a good night's sleep, there are still many things to do tomorrow!
"Bang bang bang!" As soon as I got into the warm quilt, someone knocked on the door, and I couldn't help but feel a little helpless, could it be that Feng Jing, a coward, didn't dare to sleep in a room alone, and wanted to squeeze a bed with me, right?
Thinking of this, I didn't bother to put on my coat, so I walked to the door with my slippers in my pajamas, intending to open the door for Feng Jing, a coward.
"Xiaojing, how old are you, you don't dare to sleep alone! Don't make me despise you! "I rubbed my sleepy eyes, yawned, the upper eyelids and lower eyelids fought so badly, I was about to fall asleep, is it because when people are about to fall asleep, they will look at people's faces a little strangely, why do I think Feng Jing, who is standing in front of me, has become a man?
"Xiaojing, how did you become a man? You shouldn't have gone to Thailand to change sex, right? I yawned again and glared hard, and I found that Feng Jing standing in front of me still looked like a man, and it was still the actor Shangguan Streamer who worked with me this time.
Shangguan streamer?!
I suddenly snorted, and suddenly my sleepiness disappeared, standing in front of me, is it Feng Jing or Shangguan Streamer?
"Nuan Nuan, congratulations." Shangguan Liuguang stood in front of me and said with great sincerity.
Looking at the handsome face that was magnifying in front of me little by little, I couldn't help but take a few steps back, and subconsciously wanted to close the door, but Shangguan Liuguang, who was shameless, completely ignored my hatred for him, and entered my room directly, and closed the door.
"Thank you." I said lightly, "Shangguan Streamer, it's getting late now, I want to sleep, please go out." ”
I've always disliked Shangguan Streamer, even though he was the actor who played with me this time. Shangguan Liuguang plays a sunny and affectionate man in "Gentleman Yinuo", but in real life, he is a typical shameless villain, with a sunny and handsome face, but he likes to take advantage of women. It is said that he also has a special habit of seducing female actresses, and there must be at least hundreds of actresses who have been bullied by him. Women in the entertainment industry, for the sake of their own reputation and image, naturally dare not make this kind of ugly thing public, so they can only suffer this dumb loss. I really don't know which tendon Director Wang drew this time, and he would use Shangguan Streamer as the actor of "Gentleman Yinuo".
When I was in the crew, Shangguan Streamer always wanted to be close to me, and I hated it when I saw his face, but because we had to play against each other, I could only barely bear the feeling of vomiting. Fortunately, "Gentleman Yinuo" did not have the slightest passion scene, not even a kiss scene, so I was able not to be disgusted to death by him.
But if you think about it, since my debut, I have never filmed a passion scene, and even the kiss scene seems to be only the kiss at the end of "Three Lives", it seems that I deliberately avoided the kiss scene when I chose the script.
"Nuan Nuan, I still have something to say to you." Shangguan Streamer made an affectionate appearance, "From the first day I saw you, I was deeply attracted to you, Nuan Nuan, can you be my girlfriend?" As he spoke, Shangguan Streamer stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the softness on my chest.
Your sister! Am I that familiar with you? It's still warm! It's just disgusting, and people don't pay for their lives! Moreover, you will confess your disgusting Barra's confession, why do you attack and chest as soon as you come up?!
What's more, I thought that Feng Jing, the person who came, was only wearing pajamas now, and I didn't even wear a text or a chest in my pajamas!
"Shangguan Streamer, your ears are not good, aren't you! I'm going to ask you out now! "Naturally, I can't let Shangguan Streamer's attack and chest behavior succeed, I glared at him viciously, quickly grabbed the pillow on the bed, and smashed it at him.
"Nuan Nuan, I really like you!" As he spoke, Shangguan Streamer stepped forward reluctantly, and pounced on me like a hungry wolf. To be honest, I'm a little panicked at this moment, I know how to use magic, and I can calmly deal with ghosts with high mana, but Shangguan Streamer is not a ghost but a living person, and the spells I have learned are ineffective against him, so I can only rely on my own strength to fight against him, and I know in my heart that this little strength of mine is not his opponent at all.
I thought that Shangguan Streamer would pounce on me like a hungry wolf, but I didn't expect his body to twitch violently, and he inexplicably ran to the huge copper hanger on the side, and danced pole dancing while holding the hanger. I was stunned to see the scene of Shangguan Streamer in front of me twisting his ass and dancing pole dance, did Shangguan Streamer have cramps or was his head kicked by a donkey? Didn't he try to pounce on me? Why did you suddenly pole dance with a hanger?
This hotel is really strange, or what kind of six-star, what is such an old hanger in the house!
"Pole dancing, pole dancing, I like to pole dance......" Shangguan Streamer was twisting his ass while singing the song he had made up, entertaining himself very happily, suddenly, he accidentally pulled the hanger, and the hanger smashed straight on Shangguan Streamer's body.
The hanger and Shangguan Streamer landed at the same time, Shangguan Streamer was stunned by this hanger, but after being stunned for a while, he immediately stood up from the ground, twisted his ass and sang something "Pole Dance, Pole Dance" and left my room, and he didn't realize the blood flowing from his head at all.
Shangguan Streamer had already left my room, but I was still standing there dumbfounded, what the hell was going on? Even if Shangguan Streamer had a cramp in his head and was kicked by a donkey, he couldn't have done such a strange thing! Could it be that he is evil? Still is...... Or is Gu Zinuo coming?