Chapter 915: Routine Words for Diamonds [No. 216 Hundred]
Mr. Lu and Xue Qian removed the cardboard from their legs and moved their hands and feet.
Xue Qian asked me, "Lao Zhao, where did you find the powerful ghosts in your house?" ”
I said, "What am I looking for him?" Do you think your life is too clean? He came on his own. ”
Mr. Lu said, "Is he also here to bribe you?" ”
I said, "This guy is empty-handed. And opening his bloody mouth to eat people doesn't look like he wants to bribe me. ”
Xue Qian said with a smile: "Maybe this guy is a hero among ghosts, and he found that there is a corrupt official here, so he came to punish the traitor and eliminate the evil." ”
I crouched on the ground, staring at the door of the empty house. said: "Mr. Lu, now that you have dismantled the cardboard, your skills have also been restored." Isn't it time to go in and hunt ghosts? ”
Mr. Lu laughed dryly twice and said, "Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles." This ghost is very fierce, let's not catch it first, let's investigate his origin first. ”
The three of us were discussing this when a man walked in the distance. The man was dressed in a garment made of white cloth.
The white cloth is coarse, and the stitches of the clothes are sparse. Obviously, this is a shroud.
Mr. Lu glanced at Xue Qian and whispered, "The giver is here." You go and lie to him and see if you can come up with anything. ”
Xue Qian was very vigilant, and immediately said, "Old Dao Lu." Don't you want me to take the lead. If you want to know what's going on. You'll have to ask for yourself. ”
Mr. Lu smiled and said, "Let's go together?" ”
Xue Qian and I both nodded and followed behind Mr. Lu.
Before leaving, I looked behind this man, who was dragging a long shadow, presumably a living person.
He walked cautiously, and apparently feared my empty house. He found out just as we were about to get close to him.
I saw him turn around, as if he was going to run away, but after two steps. Leaned against the wall again, slowly slid down, and sat down on the ground.
Xue Qianqi said: "What does this person mean?" ”
Mr. Lu smiled: "Isn't this meaning obvious? He was so frightened by us that he couldn't walk. ”
Maybe it didn't scare me just now, but both Mr. Lu and Xue Qian had a lot of regrets in their hearts. So when the two of them walked, they were probably straight and straight, and their legs were not bent.
After a few moments, we surrounded the man.
He shuddered, looked at us with straight eyes, and asked, "Three." Are you human or ghost? ”
I smiled and said, "We're just like you." ”
His eyes rolled: "It's human?" ”
I said, "It's okay to say we're human, it's okay to say we're ghosts, we're here to give people money." ”
As soon as I said this, the man immediately understood what was going on.
An unlucky person who encounters the same unlucky person in the face of adversity can easily take him as a confidant. If it sounds good, it is called sympathy for the same disease, and if it is ugly, it makes people want to pull a cushion when they are dying.
Sure enough, the man nodded again and again and said, "Me too, so do I." Hey, do you have any relatives in your family who are going to die? "Bukeng Zhuang blood.
In just one sentence, I understood what was going on. It turned out that a loved one was going to die, so the living came to send money. It's a bit close to what I had guessed before.
When the three of us were silent, the man asked strangely, "What?" Am I wrong? ”
Xue Qian coughed and said, "That's right. Then he pointed at Mr. Lu and said, "His mother is dying." The two of us are his good friends and came with him. ”
Mr. Lu looked at Xue Qian, then nodded quietly and said, "Yes." ”
Mr. Lu is an orphan and has no taboos against his relatives, so he was pushed out by us as a shield.
The man sighed, shook the paper money in his hand, and said, "Me too, me too." Then, he looked at Mr. Lu's clothes and said, "You are a little ...... in this outfit It's not like a funeral, it's like a movie. ”
Mr. Lu smiled, and then asked, "What did your mother tell you?" ”
The man sighed and said, "What else can you command?" She told me that when I was in a coma two days ago, my soul had been wandering in Huaicheng. I want to go back to my body and look at us again, but I can't help myself. Later, she saw that on this street, in this house, there lived an immortal. If you have a good relationship with the immortals. Not only can you enjoy happiness in the next life, but also your children and grandchildren. ”
"She was too sick to walk, so she sent me. Before leaving, I told me not to spread it everywhere when I was done. so as not to annoy the immortals. Even if the immortal himself asked, he had to pretend not to know. ”
Mr. Lu said curiously: "Since we are here to send money to the immortals." Why did the immortal ask himself, and pretend not to know? ”
The man said, "There's a trick here, and you don't understand it." But what are those who accept bribes most afraid of? There is nothing more fearful than being denounced. The immortals don't really forget, but see if you forget. Whether you really forget or fake forget, the money has already been sent, so you must not mention this matter again, so as not to annoy the immortals, thinking that you know too much, and your mouth is not strict, which is a scourge. If we find a way to get rid of you, it will be miserable. ”
I nodded: "Makes sense, makes sense." Taught. ”
The man asked Mr. Lu strangely, "What?" Didn't your mom make it clear to you? ”
Mr. Lu laughed dryly and said, "Her old man is not in good health, so she fell asleep again after saying this." ”
The man glanced at Mr. Lu sympathetically, and then said, "Then you hurry up and send the money, get things done, go home early, and tell her the good news while the old mother is still there." ”
Mr. Lu sighed and said, "Don't mention it. The three of us had been to that room just now. There are no immortals in it at all, only a terrible ghost, fierce and vicious, with a hideous face, and wants to eat people. ”
Mr. Lu swore an oath, and the man was terrified when he heard it. It seems that his heart is already retreating.
After a while, he said, "How can an immortal eat people? I guess it scared you, you must have angered his old man somewhat, so he kicked you out. Just imagine, if the immortals really want to eat you, will you be able to escape? ”
I laughed in my heart and said, "If you don't believe me, just look at it." ”
Unexpectedly, this person actually stood up and said, "Then I'll go and test the temptation first." If it's safe, the three of you will go and deliver the money. ”
He then walked to the door of the empty house.
I reached for the big knife. But it was empty.
That's when I remembered that I had just shoved the big knife into the ghost's mouth.
The three of us followed behind this man. In any case, he is a living life. We can't watch him get into trouble, and if the devil wants to eat him, we have to find a way to save him.
This person was not very bold in the first place, but after being scared by us, he became even more nervous. He was able to walk to the door of the empty house, completely supported by a force, and this strength probably came from the love for his relatives.
The man stood at the door, looked inside, then looked back at us suspiciously, and said, "There don't seem to be any ghosts inside, and the immortals are not at home." ”
I laughed dryly: "Shangxian is not here, what are you going to do?" ”
The man pulled out a note from his body and said, "It's okay, I've got a name ready." Put this in the house, and when the immortals see it, they will naturally bless us. ”
I thought to myself, "It's so funny, I can't protect myself, how can I bless you?" ”
The man pinched the paper money and notes, walked cautiously into the room, and whispered, "Is the immortal there?" Is the immortal there? ”
He called twice, and then, as if he had completed his task, he breathed a sigh of relief, put the paper money and notes on the bed, and hurried out.
After this man finished his work, he kindly reminded us: "Why don't you go quickly?" Hurry up and put away the paper money and go home to accompany the old man. ”
Mr. Lu smiled at him and said, "Thank you for reminding me, you go back quickly, we know it in our hearts." ”