Chapter 914: Scared Ghosts
Mr. Lu's words were weird, and Xue Qian laughed maliciously after hearing it. I felt depressed, but I couldn't do anything about it. Fate chose me, and I could only endure it. There is no ability to resist.
During the day, Xue Qian and Mr. Lu discussed going to buy shrouds and paper money, and they were elated, as if they were going to celebrate a festival.
I said quietly, "You two are not dead yet." Just wear a shroud, isn't it too unlucky? ”
Xue Qian said with a smile: "Bad luck is not bad luck, these words are to scare the people, how many ghosts have we seen?" Still afraid of this? ”
And Mr. Lu said to Xue Qian: "You don't have to be afraid, I'll send you a red envelope when I go back and suppress the evil spirit." ”
Xue Qian smiled: "Then I'll send you one too." ”
The two of them had almost the same expressions, and they laughed sheepishly.
In the afternoon, the three of us separated. Mr. Lu and Xue Qian were busy buying outfits. I was going to follow the two of them to see it, but they refused, saying that it would be boring for me to see it.
Actually, I can guess a thing or two about their thoughts, they just want to scare me at night and make me make a fool of myself.
I thought to myself, "You two are underestimating me too much." I'm so experienced now, and pretending to be dead can't scare me at all. ”
I spent an afternoon wandering the streets. Eat until dark. Neither Mr. Lu nor Xue Qian came back. I guess I'm planning to reappear in the middle of the night.
I carried the big knife on my back and returned to the empty house bored.
I sat on that bed, my eyes and nose, and my nose and my heart. It was like an advanced intellectual who put life and death on the line, waiting for the reactionaries to take me to the execution ground.
I waited for a while before I heard footsteps outside. The footsteps were leisurely and clear, clearly coming in the direction of the empty house.
I laughed in my heart, and all the people who begged me to do something trembled. I'm scared more than I am. And the footsteps were calm, I could definitely guess that it was Mr. Lu. I was going to scare me with this method, but I got it wrong.
I got up from my bed and crept behind the door.
It is known that the Empty House has two doors, and both of them are made of bricks. One is always open, the other is always closed. I pressed my body against the closed door.
When Mr. Lu and Xue Qian came in, they would definitely be surprised to find that there was no one in the empty house. When the time comes. I held out two cold hands and put them on their necks, making sure to scare them away.
Thinking of this, I put my hand on the door. The door was made of bricks, and it was cold when the night breeze blew it, and my hand would get cold if I left it on it for a long time, and only then could I scare the two of them after a while.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and they were already at the door of the empty house.
Suddenly, I felt that the wall behind me was a little cold, and my hands were even a little cold.
I put my hand up and tried it on my face, it was as cold as two lumps of ice.
It's summer, and no matter how cold it is at night, it won't be like this. I thought to myself: "Mr. Lu is really a lot of money this time, in order to scare me, and even make out so much yin qi, it is estimated that a candle array has been set up outside the empty house." ”
My hands were cold enough, and I was just waiting for Mr. Lu to come over.
A few seconds later, there was a little fire in the doorway, and this fire floated in the air, and it floated in.
I saw it jump and jump, like the light of an ordinary oil lamp. But it had only a fire, and there was neither lamp nor oil.
I exclaimed, "This skill is good." Learn from Mr. Lu one day, and it will be a magic trick in the future, so it's good to show off. ”
While I was thinking about it, a man walked in. The man was dressed in a robe, with a jade belt around his waist, court boots at his feet, and a black gauze hat on top of his head, dressed as an official of the old society.
The man's body was covered in his robe, and it was difficult to judge his figure. But I probably guessed that this person should be Mr. Lu.
I stood at the door and waited for a while, but I didn't see Xue Qian come in.
I hesitated a little: "Where did this kid go?" Could it be that he and Mr. Lu have discussed, one to lure the enemy and the other to ambush? ”
Seeing that Mr. Lu was about to walk to the bedside, I wouldn't have a chance if I didn't scare him. I chuckled secretly. Then he held his breath and walked up behind him lightly.
I stretched out my two hands and slammed them into his neck, and said in a miserable voice, "Who is coming?" ”
Mr. Lu was obviously startled, his body trembled, knocked my hand off, and quickly turned around.
I laughed and said, "Mr. Lu, you also have today?" It's scary, it's scary, right? ”
I saw that Mr. Lu's face was painted with a very thick oil paint, purple-black, purple-black, and it looked full of evil spirit.
I looked him up and down, commented, and said, "You're pretty good." It took a lot of effort to scare me. What about Xue Qian? Call him out and let me see which of you two looks like. ”
I was talking with a grin when I suddenly heard a panicked voice behind me: "Zhao Mang." ”
I turned around and saw a man standing in the doorway, dressed in the mending uniform of a Qing Dynasty official, wearing an official hat like a hat on his head, and a yellow talisman on his forehead, living like a zombie.
When I saw the zombies, I was stunned and couldn't react. At this time, he lifted the yellow talisman in front of his forehead and shouted at me, "Zhao Mang, it's me." ”
I was stunned: "Mr. Lu? How are you? Who's this one in the room? ”
I turned my head to look back, and saw that the black-faced man standing in front of me had opened his bloody mouth, and his mouth was getting bigger and bigger, like a python, and the angle of his upper and lower jaws reached eighty degrees. He reached out his two hands and grabbed me by the shoulders, biting down on my mouth with the smell of blood.
My mind buzzed, and I thought, "It's over, I've met a ghost." ”
The instinct to survive made me anxious, and I grabbed the big knife with my backhand and stuffed it into the mouth of the ghost.
I don't know if the ghost will be afraid of this big knife, but there was a sudden extra knife in his mouth, and I was a little stunned for a while, I seized the opportunity, raised my knee, and thrust heavily on his lower abdomen.
When I used this trick, I secretly screamed ashamed in my heart: I couldn't imagine that my disciple of the orthodox Taoist sect would use women's self-defense techniques to save his life when it came to life and death.
I had a lot of strength in my knee, and it hit the ghost. I felt his body as hard as a steel plate, and I almost burst into tears in pain. But fortunately, my strength was not small, and this time he took two steps back.
I took advantage of this opportunity to push him hard, turned around and fled outside.
As I fled, I shouted to Mr. Lu, "There are powerful ghosts inside, catch ghosts." ”
Unexpectedly, Mr. Lu turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Help me, help me." ”
I said angrily: "You have such a great ability, do you still need someone to save you?" ”
When I ran in front of Mr. Lu, he put his arms around my neck, as if he was worried that I would escape, and tightened me.
I grinned and ran away with him for a while, and suddenly Xue Qian rushed over next to me, he was dressed the same as Mr. Lu, and the same movements, all wrapped around my neck, and asked me to run with them.
I ran two steps before I realized something was wrong. Mr. Lu and Xue Qian's legs were very strange, as if their knees couldn't bend, and they kept jumping around straight and straight.
I shook the two of them off and looked back at the empty house. The ghost didn't catch up.
I panted and looked at the two of them and asked, "What's the matter with you guys?" "Cloth pit longitudinal technique.
The two of them had removed the yellow talisman from their foreheads and were busy working on their knees. I heard a tearing of the tape, and then they took the cardboard off their legs.
Mr. Lu laughed dryly and said, "Originally, I didn't agree to wrap this thing. But Xue Qian said that to do a show, you have to do enough, and the legs of zombies can't be bent, so they have to be wrapped in thick cardboard......"
I smiled bitterly and said, "You two really took great pains to scare me." Aren't you two bored? ”