I was torn to find that it was not the big buses in the city that were coming, but the small buses that were privately owned.

Some readers may not understand what the concept of a passenger car is, let me explain briefly: many third-tier cities have this kind of minibus, also called a small bus, the volume is one-third of the large bus, but the capacity is comparable to the large bus, completely private. If the other party doesn't completely stuff the car, he won't be reconciled, whether he is sitting or standing, it's just a special squeeze, mom wipe, it's too depressing!

The problem is that there is no seat on the car, and even the aisle is full of passengers, even so, the conductor is still trying to solicit business, "two yuan in front of the station in the city, hurry up and get on the bus, hurry up and get on the bus, and there is a position, and it takes fifteen minutes to get off work." ”

When the passenger drove up to us, the conductor excitedly asked us waiting for the bus: "How many of you can't get on, there is still a place, there is still a place."

There is a big aunt in your place, such a big car, and now it is crowded and oppressed, why should I go in and lie on top of other people's heads? This Nima is not India, as for making it so terrifying?

Brother Cao estimated that he was tired of walking, so he walked into the car regardless of 3721, and was taken down by me.

Looking at Brother Cao who was confused, I said to Brother Cao helplessly: "Either take a taxi or wait for the bus to get off work." "That's true, I really don't want to hit someone's head!

"There are no taxis in this area, so you either have to get in or wait another 15 minutes, and there will be no seats on the bus." The conductor reminded us very "kindly".

I smiled and shook my head at the conductor, and my heart was really nameless. Your uncle, I don't believe that I can't get a taxi even if I have money. The conductor gave me an angry look, then asked the driver to increase the accelerator, leaving black smoke all over the floor.

"Jia Shu, this realm is not the starting station of Xiaoke, it is very difficult to have one." Lao Xu was very reluctant to tell the truth of the facts.

Brother Cao nodded in agreement, and then said: "There are very few taxis coming here, it's too remote, so let's come over like this, besides, the five of us, even if we stop the turning car, people can't pull it, it's overloaded, then let the police car catch it, at least 200 yuan." ”

I'm depressed to death, Nima, you two are definitely discussing haode, and you are talking about me. Looking at Chrissy and Lao Yu next to me, the two of them seemed to be accustomed to this situation, so I gritted my teeth and said word by word: "Wait for the next group of customers, if you are still like this bear, let's get in the car." ”

After another half an hour, the next train of passengers swayed to us, "There is a seat, there is a seat, hurry up, the next train will take fifteen minutes." "Nima, I wonder if this group of conductors is specially trained and shouts the same slogan.

As soon as I went up, I found out that there was an empty seat in the row of seats in Zuihou, and this Nima is also called a seat, next to the Olympics!

I mean let Chrissy go in and sit, and the four of us big men can stand. But Chrissy didn't want to go in and sit, so she had to stand in the aisle with us, and in desperation, Lao Xu sat on that seat.

The little guest can drive for more than half an hour, and I especially know what it means to be truly depressed. This Nima almost drove two or three hundred meters to stop, as long as there were people along the way, the conductor would desperately greet the car, completely ignoring how much volume the car had, look at the meaning, if the car is not full, the conductor will never give up.

After driving for more than ten minutes, our car was really stuffed, because the conductor didn't greet anyone to come up. Whenever someone wants to get off the bus, the passengers in the aisle have to go down part of it first, and the person who gets off the bus can go down.

I regret my decision at this time, where is this Nima in the car, it is clearly dumplings. At first, in order to make Chrissy stand more comfortable, he asked her to stand close to the door, but the passengers who got on the bus later squeezed her back. The current situation is that it is redundant to put two feet on the ground, if you dare to lift your feet, I guarantee that you will have to stand alone to the end of the golden rooster, so crowded.

I was thinking about it when I heard Chrissy shout, "What are you doing?" ”

Following Chrissy's gaze, I saw the man behind her. He was fairly fair-looking and very gentle, and wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses like me. He is not tall, only about 1.7 meters, his eyes are quite big, but he is leaky, thin lips, small nose and small ears, wearing a school uniform, how do you look at it, he is a student, is this person a thief?

Because I was closest to Chrissy, I squeezed forward to Chrissy and whispered, "What's wrong?" ”

Readers, listen to me, weishenme want to ask in a whisper. Chinese thieves are very rampant, when they go out to commit crimes, they are often gangs, if you are just one person, remember not to be tough, talk to the other party and discuss, thieves are also people, and they will generally return the money to you when they meet someone who talks well; If you are tough, the money, not only will you not get it back, but your life will be in danger.

I still remember when I was in college, I once went out to take a long-distance bus, I was with the boss and the third child in the dormitory, I really can't remember where to go, I knew that I had to sit for more than two hours, because it was afternoon, everyone was drowsy, and I was bored reading magazines.

Suddenly, I found that the man next to the boss in the dormitory secretly stretched out his hand to the boss's arms.

"What the hell are you doing?" I questioned the man loudly, but as soon as I finished speaking, four or five old men stood up in the car and stared at me.

"What's your relationship?" The guy who stole the wallet asked me without changing his face and heartbeat, "That's my big brother." "I'm honest, and I'll answer whatever people ask.

"Oh, oh, it's okay, it's okay." The thief beckoned his accomplice to sit down and smiled at me, and the matter was over.

If I had shouted, "Catch the thief!" "I guess I'll have to go to the hospital to lie down at the lightest, so when you encounter a thief, you must not panic, you must learn to know with affection, and ask the other party to give up stealing you, or return to you what has been stolen.

Seeing me squeezing over, Chrissy was very angry and said to me, "This man is insulting me." ”

My brain was buzzing, and then I was quite happy, weishenme? It's not the first time that the little master has caught **, and he is quite experienced in this kind of thing.

When I was studying in the imperial capital, I was very curious about what the subway was, so I went over to take it once after dinner, and I met ** indecent female passengers that time.

When I arrived at the subway, I learned that there are three things that make Chinese huddle together, external disasters, natural disasters, and the Beijing subway!

I remember that there was a joke about Sauce Zi, a middle-aged woman cried to another girl in the company, and when she squeezed the subway, she actually had a miscarriage; After hearing this, the girl replied disapplausively, what is the matter, the old lady squeezed the subway, and she was pregnant!

Okay, I didn't get squeezed to have a miscarriage, let alone get pregnant, but I had a special encounter.

to be continued