At that time, I felt that I was swept into the carriage by a surging flow of people, and I couldn't find the south, east, west, and northwest at all. When I came to my senses, I realized that I was trapped in a sea of people, and it was harder to move even half a step than to climb to the sky.

I'm struggling here, and I'm finding that there are people who are even more struggling than me. Tehahan, who was dressed as a buddy, wore a big windbreaker and a thick scarf, dressed like Bae Yongjun in "Winter Love Song".

The problem is that pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning is an eternal truth. This buddy went out, but the scarf didn't go out, and he squeezed back along the flow of people. I just looked at Ya's eyes bulging and round, and her tongue was big, if it weren't for Ya's hands to untie her neck quickly, it is estimated that she could strangle her!

It's really not weird, but when everyone around me was watching the jokes, I saw a mother walking her child through the car window.

That's right, it's definitely walking the child, who has ever seen a parent tie a red rope like a dog chain to the child, and the mother led the child? Because I have a dog, I know that it is definitely a rope for a large dog, the kind of rope that goes through the two front paws and is buckled on the back, Nima, this is the legendary walking child, I kind of opened my eyes.

I was in a daze here, when I saw the two bear children start to push away everyone and run to the car door, shouting that they were sitting in the wrong place while running, and everyone was helpless to give way to the two bear children. Even if the two bear children ran out in time, but the uncle standing at the door couldn't squeeze in anymore, looking at the slowly closing door, everyone in the car laughed evilly, okay, the real value of the four dollars spent, so happy!

I'm having nothing to do here, when I hear the warning bell when the subway closes, and it's like an air raid. Fortunately, no one around me knows me, fortunately! Lucky!

I was alone in the crowd observing this group of people crowding the subway, and after watching it for a while, I found a particularly interesting phenomenon.

How can you tell which location in the subway will get off early? The easiest way is to see Ya put her phone in her pocket, that is the signal to get ready to get out of the car, tried and tested, haha, I'm so smart.

I forgot which station it was, a very temperamental big girl in the carriage twisted her ass and was ready to go out, maybe the ground was uneven (you know), or it could be that the heel was too high (the best weapon to grab the position), anyway, when she walked to the door, she fell gorgeously. It was a terrible fall, and the absolute face hit the ground first.

If you want to think that this eldest sister will cry on the ground and wipe her tears, you are wrong, just see the eldest sister get up from the ground quite calmly, pat the dust on her body, and then look at the heels that have fallen off, and then take off the shoes, and walk away barefoot, leaving us in the audience to keep whistling and applauding for her, this Nima is too stylish.

I was having a good time, and I saw a girl opposite me with a red face, and her facial expression was particularly tangled and rubbed forward.

This aroused my great curiosity, what is the situation with this Nima? I'll have to take a good look at it, these four dollars can't be spent in vain.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly squeezed to the girl's side, for fear of missing a good show. But when I squeezed to the girl's side, I was angry to find that the man's hand behind the girl was placed where it shouldn't be.

Originally, I really didn't care, after all, in such a crowded carriage, who could pay attention to this detail, but I saw helplessness in the little girl's eyes, and following her gaze, I found the big claw of sin. At this moment, the paw is being rubbed on the little girl's buttocks, and the stupid guy is enjoying the pleasure with his eyes closed.

It's a pity, you will eventually meet a tiger in the mountains, you met the little master today, I grabbed Ya's paw with one hand, clenched the other hand into a fist, and smashed it on the bridge of Ya's nose.

Don't look at the crowd in the carriage, but when someone really starts fighting, they will immediately "hula" to make room for you, which is definitely enough for me to turn heads with that guy.

The stupid old man was squatting on the ground with his nose covered and crying, and the little master's feet followed, it was really a headless kick, if the police hadn't arrived in time, the grandson would have been kicked half to death by me.

After a brief understanding of what happened, the police took me, the obscene fools, and the little girl to the police station for a record.

At that time, there should not be the word sexual harassment in the law.,Anyway, Izuihou was characterized as over-defense.,That obscene fool seems to have been fined and verbally educated.,As for the little girl who had a story with me later.,Of course, this is a later story.。

I don't understand, I can spend money to prostitute at the moment, and I want to molest the female passengers in the car for Mao, what a special death.

Really, if you can't hold back, you go to prostitution, and you can't spend a lot of money, why do you do such a thing, what a shame. Once someone catches it, it's ruined and rats crossing the street, and I really can't figure out what that group of people thinks.

Speaking of which, I am reminded of the conversation between the two uncles downstairs. Uncle A said to Uncle B: "Tell me about when we were children, the streets were full of prostitutes, but at that time, I didn't think about it." Let's wait for us to grow up, liberated, and there will be no prostitutes. can be regarded as looking forward to the stars and the moon to Miss everywhere, we are all old, and those things are all soft, why do you say that we are so sloppy in this life? ”

As soon as Uncle A finished speaking, Uncle B gave a summary, "Isn't this what cross talk said, when I was young, I had a thief's heart but no thief's courage, I was old, I had a thief's heart and a thief's courage, and the thief was gone!" ”

Speaking of experience, we need a cheerful applause here!

After these experiences, I heard Chrissy say that there was ** sexual harassment of her, I was absolutely excited, this Nima fell from the sky to save the beauty of the opportunity of a hero, I must seize it.

Really, if the man with black-rimmed glasses is a thief, I have to sum it up, this Nima is actually **, great! Even if there is no "giant" in the presence of Lao Yu, Brother Cao and I can do it, not to mention that there is one more Lao Xu, I just don't know how effective Ya is, but I can still drop when I come out to make a head, haha...

I patted Chrissy on the shoulder and nodded at her, meaning that I would take care of the matter. Then he smiled at the man behind Chrissy, stunned by the stupid smile.

Just after a moment of stunned thought, I finally pulled out my other hand from the crowd in the aisle, and went up to see a big face full of flowers, "Ci Onima's!" ”

I have to thank the people in this car, the other party was not lying down by me, but was pushed straight by the person behind him, this is definitely a free sandbag, so happy, so happy, I am beating it with my fist, what a black tiger digging out of the heart, what milking dragon grasp, what a big watermelon, cut and pull in the middle, half to give you and half to him (whisper: Tai Chi), anyway, it is a combination of Chinese and Western, and it is miserable to beat this girl.

This grandson is definitely unlucky, because there are too many people, and this is a small guest, not a subway, although the people around him try their best to avoid it, the problem is so big space, this grandson was crowded there, and he didn't even take out his hand, so I abused it for more than five minutes.

When my hands were numb, everyone around me was surprised to find that this grandson had fainted, and he was standing upright and fainting.

to be continued