Idiot Forrest Gump (1)

Kadelman, the director of the Interstellar Federation Intelligence Agency, was sip his coffee leisurely on his chair when Miss Linda, the secretary, pushed the door and walked in. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info Linda is wearing a very sexy today, a lilac gauze skirt, her chest is open very low, and her crisp breasts like snow are faintly exposed, and her sexy thighs pass in front of her, which makes people salivate.

Kadelman slowly raised his head and asked, "Is there something wrong?" My little darling! Your pretty face and your wisdom will usher in the supreme honor for you! I'm now considering doubling your year-end bonus and awarding you the Star Alliance Intelligence Agency Outstanding Contribution Award. What do you think? Kadelman said to Linda with a smile.

Linda said shyly, "No, boss!" People will be jealous of me, in fact I only need one thing, and that is your love! Money and honor are just passing clouds, I think you understand what I mean, my heart is only in you, I ...... I just like you! ”

Cadreman laughed, "Baby, your magical charm often tickles my heart, you make ordinary life very interesting, you are like a little princess in a fairy tale, and I am very attractive!" ”

Linda walked behind Cordelman and stretched out a pair of white and tender little hands while massaging and said, "I have something to report to you, Mr. Buffett, a business tycoon, wanted to see you just now, and he is now waiting for you in the meeting room of the Interstellar Intelligence Agency." ”

Cadelman's narrowed eyes suddenly opened: "Hurry up, please!" He is the God of Wealth, we must have a good relationship with him, and we will use him more places in the future! Tell him to come to my office! Fast! I'm going to meet him now! ”

Linda twisted out of the office, and a few minutes later Mr. Soros pushed the door open and walked in. Kadelman looked up and saw Mr. Soros wearing a top hat and carrying a suitcase in his right hand, looking very kind. Behind him stood a tall young man with a toothpick in his mouth, sunglasses on his face, a black suit, and a long scarf around his neck fluttering across his chest. Kadelman hurriedly stood up and shook hands cordially with Mr. Soros: "It's that fragrant wind that blows you here, welcome, welcome, your arrival is really an exciting thing!" Kadelman smiled and stretched out his hand to make a polite gesture, "Mr. Soros, please take a seat, Linda go make tea!" ”

Soros sat in his chair, and the young man stood behind him with his shoulders crossed, looking at Kadelman with a fierce gaze. Kadelman was stunned for a moment and asked, "May I ask what this is for young people?" Soros straightened up and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce you." This is my son House, nicknamed Forrest Gump, you can call him Forrest Gump. Soros turned his head to Forrest Gump and said, "Don't hurry up and say hello to Uncle Ka!" How I educate you at home. Forrest Gump looked at his father, then at Kadelman, with doubts in his eyes, and he pointed his finger at Kadelman: "That's it...... Him? Black...... Black...... The boss of society! Doesn't look like it? I'm a strong ...... Brother, he should say hello to me! ”

Soros glared at Forrest Gump fiercely: "Forrest Gump, you are so rude, look at how I clean you up when I go home!" Soros turned around and explained to Caddleman: "Forrest Gump, this kid likes to watch gunfights and martial arts movies since he was a child, and imitates them at home all day long, oh, there's one more thing I haven't told you!" His idol is Brother Qiang in the TV series "Shanghai Tang", in order to imitate Brother Qiang, he held a pistol all day long at home and made a gesture, scaring away three cooks in my family, seven tutors, and two servants who were all in a mental hospital due to excessive fright. ”

Soros mentioned Forrest Gump's helplessness: "Now the movies and TV series on the screen over-promote violence have a great impact on children, and one day I didn't watch him, and finally something happened." Forrest Gump played Brother Qiang and fought with the gangsters and accidentally fell from the balcony on the second floor, breaking his brain, and now his performance is sometimes stupid, sometimes stupid, and he has become crazy after being stimulated by the outside world. Speaking of this, Soros let out a long sigh.

"Why is my life so miserable! I finally built a business empire, but I was faced with such an embarrassing situation, Forrest Gump didn't want me to live in my old age! Soros's eyes were red, and tears were rolling in his eyes.

Kadelman comforted Soros: "Don't be too sad, I sympathize with you, if you have anything to say to me, I will do my best to serve you!" ”

Soros wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said to Kadelman: "I have no other requirements, I just want you to take Forrest Gump and make him an intelligence agent under you." I really can't stand him anymore, pestering me all day long to be a big hero, and I want to live a few more days! Dangling in front of my eyes, and always holding a gun, do you think I can not be afraid? ”

Cadelman touched his chin and shook his head, "Is this it?" It's a bit difficult, and you know that there are many dangers involved in doing intelligence work, and it's ......"

Soros saw Kadelman slurching, stood up and put the suitcase in his hand on Kadelman's desk, and with a light press of both hands, the suitcase popped open: "Here are two million interstellar alliance currencies, please take a look!" As long as you accept Forrest Gump, money is not a problem! After Soros finished speaking, he picked up the suitcase and fastened it on Kadelman's desk, and the colorful bills were like a small mountain, piled up all over the desk.

Kadelman poked his head to look at the stacks of bills that had fallen from the suitcase, and his eyes glowed with a strange brilliance: "Mr. Soros, you are too polite, this little thing has made you too expensive!" All you have to do is tell me! Really, where do you put my face! It's too expensive, it can't be like this next time! Let Forrest Gump come to work, I will take good care of him. ”

Soros smiled: "Little meaning, as long as Forrest Gump is happy, I can use money to fulfill all his wishes." Whether it's status, woman, or honor, I can buy it for him with money, this is the power of money, and this thing is absolutely indispensable in life! ”

Soros happily waved his hand to Forrest Gump and said, "Forrest Gump come here!" Thank you, Uncle Ka, from today onwards you will be a regular employee of Interstellar Alliance Intelligence! ”

Forrest Gump hurriedly threw away the toothpick and gave Cadelman a silly smile: "I want to socialize, dance at the ball, I want to have a concert, everyone can hear my pleasant voice, and I want to be a big hero!" Hey...... Hey hey ......"

Soros was so angry that his cheeks were red, and he rushed to Forrest Gump and slapped him and shouted: "You stupid guy, what nonsense do you say, you will be ashamed of me, I will teach you a good lesson today!" Forrest Gump turned around and ran when he saw that the situation was not good, Soros chased closely behind, and the two chased back and forth in the office. Forrest Gump jumped up and grabbed Cadelman by the neck and jumped across the desk, and Soros chased after Cadelman's back. Forrest Gump ran too fast, and the aged Soros often couldn't catch up with him, when the door opened, Linda walked in with a tea bowl, Forrest Gump hit Linda's arms headlong, the tea bowl was knocked over, and the tea splashed Linda's body. "Ahh It's so hot! Linda couldn't help but shout.

Soros seized the opportunity to block Forrest Gump in the corner, only to see a black shadow pounce on him, followed by a scream of pain. Soros waved his slap and 'crackled' and landed on Forrest Gump's face, his sunglasses were knocked off, and Forrest Gump covered his cheeks and twitched all over his body, looking very innocent. Soros shouted angrily: "I'm going to beat you up, uneducated guy!" Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense in the future! ”

Kadelman looked up, his lips bleeding from hitting the table. Kadelman grabbed Soros's hand and said, "Oh, for God's sake, you don't fight anymore, I've already seen Forrest Gump's excellent realization, at least his skills are not bad!" ”

Soros turned his head and shouted, "It's so unreasonable, it's really rude!" I took Forrest Gump out to see the world, but I didn't expect him to lose my face! I beg your forgiveness for his ignorance, he still has many good qualities, and you will gradually like him. ”