Idiot Forrest Gump (2)
Idiot Forrest Gump (2)
Under the persuasion of Kadelman, Soros lowered his raised palm and regained his composure: "Forrest Gump at least has a certain demeanor, he is not bad at dancing, he is also very attentive, and it is easy to win the favor of the lady, but sometimes he behaves strangely, runs around, looks very presumptuous, and has no culture." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info These problems are actually nothing, young people are jumping around like this, uneducated. But sometimes he doesn't talk like an idiot at all, he seems to be polite, intelligent and steady, and I bet no one is better than him! Anyone can only admire, he will charm everyone! My son is not only beautiful, but also very capable of doing things! ”
Kadelman and Linda opened their mouths wide and replied in unison, "Oh, I see, we can all see that it's not ordinarily powerful!" Kadelman added, "I hope I don't get into trouble, I'm lucky!" ”
Soros asked, "What did you just say?" Kadelman added, "No, what I just meant was that you can't bury talent!" And who better than your son! It's unbeatable! ”
Soros nodded: "Yes, this is a more objective evaluation, if he has a problem, you can criticize him, don't be polite!" He may not think and live differently than others, but he is still a child who needs special attention. If he likes to sit in a chair and tickle it, it's better to let him scratch it than to run around! ”
Forrest Gump looked well-behaved at this time, his cheeks were a little swollen, and he sneered at Kadelman, laughing so hard that Kadelman's heart was furious.
Kadelman touched his forehead: "Oh my God! It's nerve-wracking! I've never seen an intelligence worker like him! ”
Forrest Gump heard what Cadelman had just said and thought he was praising himself, so he looked extremely excited, squinting his eyes and making all sorts of strange grimaces, and his mouth was particularly funny.
Kadelman frowned and said, "Not bad! Young man, you have to work hard, I will definitely promote you when I have the opportunity in the future! ”
Soros saw that Kadelman appreciated Forrest Gump very much, and his face showed a relieved expression: "Forrest Gump, remember not to make trouble for Uncle Ka, listen to Uncle Ka well, if you let me know that you are unruly here, see how I clean you up when I go home!" ”
Forrest Gump smiled, jumped up and down with joy, and said innocently, "Woo...... Excellent! I know! I'm obedient! Woo...... Woo...... I can finally be a gangster and not have to show up as a gold medal thug! Forrest Gump snapped his fingers, his eyebrows and eyes squeezed together, his eyebrows jumped a few times, and his eyes rolled up in reply.
Soros picked up his top hat from the ground, patted the dust on it and put it back on his head, and said modestly: "Thank you, my old friend, it's time for me to go, there is a drinking party I must attend tonight, it's all business entertainment, I can't help it!" Forrest Gump If only he could share some of it for me! ”
Soros pushed open the door and left, Forrest Gump following him. Kadelman said with a smile on his face, "Walk slowly! Forrest Gump will be able to come to work tomorrow, and I will take good care of him! ”
The door closed softly, and Forrest Gump turned back and smiled at Cadelman: "You wait for me!" I'll be at work tomorrow! Don't ignore me! After saying that, he grimaced, and slammed the door shut.
Linda and Kadelman looked at each other, and Linda said, "Soros is a madman and an idiot for the young master, what can he do when he comes to the Interstellar Alliance Intelligence Bureau?" I'm afraid we won't have a quiet life in the future! ”
Kadelman smiled and replied, "What does that matter!" Baby, his dad is a rich man, we can't cut off our own money, right? Look at how tempting the money in front of you is! You won't be able to make that much money in your lifetime! After Cadelman finished speaking, he picked up a stack of money and stuffed it into Linda's arms, "You also have a share of this money, as long as we make this crazy young master happy, his father will send us money!" ”
Linda smiled lightly: "It's pretty much the same, if you dare to forget me, I'm not done with you!" ”
Kadelman walked up to Linda and put his arm around her waist: "Little baby! How could I forget! ”
The lips of the two men came closer and closer, sparks popped out of their eyes, and they were about to be intoxicated at that moment. Holding his breath, his fingers throbbing. The joy hidden in the depths of the heart, plucking the elegant strings, wafting with the unforgettable love.
Forrest Gump's soul was anxious, his eyes were glazed looking at the blue sky, and beautiful fantasies were in his mind, turning left and right, wandering helplessly in his heart. Absurd thoughts flashed scene by scene, the sun is the sun, legends are legends, the moon is still the moon, you are you, I am me, all the silence has become absurd beauty and quietly flew away.
Young Master Forrest Gump appeared in the Interstellar Alliance Intelligence Bureau building wearing a brand-new tuxedo, his hair combed and shiny, shiny leather shoes, a pair of white gloves, and sunglasses. Forrest Gump raised his head and looked around, holding the frame of his glasses with his right hand, and then lowered his hand and beckoned to everyone, his spirit was as lively as a big **. Forrest Gump took out a large cigar, lit a fire and held it in his mouth, inhaled vigorously and spit out a few large smoke rings, which slowly spread and filled the air. Forrest Gump turned around and walked through the smoke, his face was cold and majestic, and his strange movements attracted groups of people to stop and watch, and the intelligence agents who came and went in the building looked at him with curious eyes, huh? Where did this man come from? Looks like a lot of money! Why is his expression so arrogant? A look of disdain for everyone! It's like a ** tycoon, with a black and white background!
Forrest Gump took off his sunglasses and laughed at everyone, "Brother Qiang, I'm finally back!" In the future, the territory of the Interstellar Alliance Intelligence Agency will be mine! You all have to listen to me, and if anyone is disobedient, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people! Do you understand?" Forrest Gump laughed again, and his body shook up and down. Forrest Gump flicked the cigar out of his hand, and an arc slashed through the air, and then fell to the ground with green smoke. Forrest Gump walked up to him and stepped on it, watching with contempt as everyone walked away as if nothing had happened.
The intelligence agents looked at Forrest Gump with strange eyes, and everyone was surprised by his behavior, and they gathered around Forrest Gump to discuss, "Who is he?" It's too daring! Too presumptuous! It's so uneducated! Is the Interstellar Alliance Intelligence Agency the place where he does whatever he wants? A few people ran to Kadelman's office to report, and Forrest Gump yelled at the crowd, "Say hello to me!" You all have to be obedient in front of me, whoever messes the rules don't blame me for being rude to him! Article 18 of the gang stipulates, "When you see the boss, you should take off your hat and salute, and you should obey orders!" ”
Forrest Gump looked around in a strange way, straightened up and sat on the sofa, and lay on the sofa in a few minutes, stretching his feet far away. Forrest Gump had fingers in his mouth and his eyes rolled upwards to ponder things, and beside him stood several angry ladies. Forrest Gump raised his eyelids to see that they didn't respond, he craned his legs high and whistled indiscriminately, without any intention of giving up his seat.
Fangfang couldn't stand it anymore, she glared at Forrest Gump sternly, and before she could speak, Forrest Gump shouted, "Look at what!" Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy? It's so uneducated! Can a woman just look at a man casually? ”
Fang Fang shouted loudly: "I said that you are really shameless!" Don't you see that we ladies don't have a place to sit? Don't you know shame when you're lying on the couch? ”
Forrest Gump looked at Fangfang blankly, but there was no response, and suddenly he reached out and touched Fangfang's thigh, and stumbled and said, "I'll ...... What can you do with me if you don't go? I still**...... You're here, you're calling for someone to arrest me! I...... But it's strong...... Brother, someone else saw me...... I'm scared to death! Forrest Gump said, shaking his head.
Fangfang's face was flushed with anger, and she raised her hand to give Forrest Gump a mouthful. Forrest Gump saw that the situation was not good, jumped up from the couch and ran to the side. Fangfang chased after her, but Forrest Gump's body was flexible and agile, and the two of them ran around in the office office, attracting many onlookers.