Hai, Brother Hai?

At a glance, I recognized the wheelchair shaker, I was stunned, and said that this kid is also revengeful, and I am hiding at home, and he still bites me?

It is estimated that it is dark, and it is dark in the pit, they don't have the appearance of that woman, and Brother Hai is carrying an iron rod and pointing at me and scolding: Boy! Do you think you can escape my Five Finger Mountain? Hehe, I thought I would dig your house directly while it was dark, but I didn't expect you to dig the pit yourself, and I really saved my brother worry

Where can I care about listening to him scolding the street, let the woman chase around the pit, but it's not happy, listening to him scolding on the edge of the pit is even more angry, I glanced at the monkey brother who was running next to him, gritted his teeth and said: Brother Monkey, don't you clean him up?

What the hero sees is the same!

Brother Monkey nodded, suddenly slowed down as he spoke, and suddenly pressed on my shoulder and rushed towards the edge of the pit, and kicked on my shoulder again, and jumped up the edge of the pit in two steps and pounced on Brother Hai.

Brother Hai didn't expect this, and before he could throw the iron rod in his hand on Brother Monkey, he saw Brother Monkey grabbing the wheel of his wheelchair

You come down for me!

With a burst of screams, Brother Hai and the car rolled into the pit, I saw that the opportunity had come, stepped on his wheelchair and jumped to the top of the pit, but as soon as I landed, Brother Monkey and I were pressed to the ground by the surrounding group of thugs

Mom, you two wait for me to go up, I have to beat you two out of the!" Fast! Pull me up!

Brother Hai climbed into the wheelchair again with a dirty face, and was carrying a stick to point at the two of us and scold, but the woman with only a mouth on her face had already pounced on her from behind, and because she couldn't see it, she hit her head on Brother Hai's wheelchair

Brother Hai was angry when he was dragged down by the two of us, and when he was hit by a woman, he was anxious, turned around and pointed at the woman with an iron rod, and then scolded: You fucking get out of here! Don't think that women are just women

Before he finished speaking, a flashlight beam of light shone accurately on the woman's face, and she couldn't see it clearly from the edge of the pit, but now Hai Ge was sitting in a wheelchair and looking up at the woman, and her face was clear

Me, my mother

Brother Hai reacted and immediately let out a miserable scream, and ran forward with a wheelchair, howling as he ran: Ghost! Hell yes! Pull me up! Pull me up!

If Brother Hai hadn't reacted so much, he might have been better, but as soon as he ran, the woman became anxious again, and began to grin and chase him in circles in the pit.

Don't say it, Brother Hai's hand is quite strong, and he is running wildly in a wheelchair, and the woman can't catch up

Help me! Help me!

Brother Hai shook the wheelchair while shouting upward, but at this time, the subordinates on the pit had already seen the woman's face clearly, and they were so frightened that they didn't know what to do, I was pressed to the ground and said with a wicked smile: Brother Hai, are you scolding? Come on, beat us out of the now, and see which of us is miserable

Brother, don't make trouble, brother knows that he is wrong, the previous thing is written off, save me!

shook around the pit for more than ten times, and it is estimated that Brother Hai's hands are exposed

I glanced at Brother Monkey and said, "What should Brother Monkey do, can you save him?"

Help, I just can't clean up this thing.

Brother Monkey broke free from the restraints of a few thugs, stood up and pointed to Brother Hai, who was being chased by a woman in the pit, and said: Li Shuhai, we can save you, but we don't have tools, I have to borrow something from you

You say! As long as you want it, as long as I have a mother, help

As she spoke, the woman threw herself forward and almost bit Brother Hai's hair.

Brother Monkey then said: Then you ask your group of subordinates, who is still a child man?

After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he didn't wait for Brother Hai to speak, and one of his subordinates quickly grabbed his pants and said: Come again? Nima lost two pairs of pants in two days, and this one can be newly bought

Less!

Brother Hai glared and scolded: Don't you understand what the master means? Fast! Child! Child! Urine!

After the previous time, Brother Hai already understood things, and he was the boss's mouth, and those who were the little brothers dared not listen, so they could only start to take off their pants helplessly.

Brother Monkey hurriedly commanded: Listen to me! It's the boy man who stands on one side, not the boy man on the other side, and fence the pit for me!

Brother Monkey gave an order, and the twenty or thirty people hurriedly followed the steps, all of them stood straight facing the big pit, forming a situation of a hundred birds facing the phoenix, Brother Monkey waved his hand, and gave another order: Ready! Aim at the woman in red, it's a child man's, launch!

This group of subordinates is really powerful, as soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, a series of yellow, transparent water jets shot towards the pit, but who can aim so accurately, although most of them hit the woman in red, but Brother Hai still did not survive, the whole pit was like rain, and a commotion instantly rose into the air.

However, Brother Hai didn't care about it so much, and continued to shake the wheelchair to escape, the only difference was that they urinated, and the soil on the ground was mud, and he couldn't shake it so fast.

Looking at the female ghost again, the moment she was sprayed by the child's urine, her whole body began to tremble violently, but she still did not fall down, and continued to shout and run after Hai Ge, who was shaking his wheelchair

Brother Monkey looked at it and muttered on the edge of the pit: You boy's urine purity is not good, is there a broken body sneaking in?

But now I don't have time to think about it so much, so I saw Brother Monkey give another order: Drink water quickly after urinating, it's not a child's, launch!

For a while, nearly 20 water jets sprayed into the pit, and after urinating just now, he grabbed a box of mineral water from the trunk of the car, and poured it with his head up.

The team that is not a boy is obviously more than the team of a boy man, and looking at Brother Hai again, it is like taking a bath, his body and face are full of water droplets, and he can't tell whether it is urine or tears.

After the team that drank water poured two bottles of mineral water, they began to continue firing under the pressure of Brother Monkey, and the team that was not a child boy began to drink water, and I squatted next to me smoking a cigarette and shouting cheers, which was called a joy.

Under the command of Brother Monkey, the two teams took turns to pee for five rounds, wishing that they should all urinate blood, and they could raise fish in the pit, and then look at the side of the road, throwing mineral water bottles on the ground.

And the twenty or thirty people were lying on the ground with red faces and sticking out their tongues, probably because their kidneys were dying.

Brother Monkey and I looked at the woman in red in the pit again, her movements were obviously getting slower and slower, and her whole body suddenly stiffened and fell into the quagmire with a pop, and there was no movement at all.

Brother Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it, wiped his face, stared and scolded again: What the hell are you doing in a daze? Fast! Drag me up!

But where can those subordinates on the pit still take care of him, his legs are weak with urine, and they are all paralyzed on the ground panting.

That is, Brother Monkey and I have a good heart, so we asked Brother Hai to throw the rope in the pit up, and dragged Brother Hai and the woman in red who had fainted together with the rope.

After dragging it up, I asked Brother Monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, what should I do now?" Throw her down and bury her again?

Brother Monkey shook his head and said with a stern face: I guess, my master asked us to bury this thing, because I was afraid that we wouldn't be able to stop her, but now that she can't move, it's better for us to take her back directly, my master must be happy when he sees us so powerful!

As soon as I thought about it, I pushed Brother Hai's wheelchair over and tied the woman in red directly to the wheelchair.

The two of us were just about to leave with our wheelchairs, when Brother Hai, who was lying on the ground, suddenly shouted: Why are you two going? Give me a wheelchair! If you don't give me a wheelchair, how can I go back?

Yes, we forgot about you.

Brother Monkey and I glanced at each other, and then walked towards Brother Hai, raising his feet and kicking them crackling.

Damn it! Let you take me! Make you want to hit me! Kick you to death! Kick you to death!

After shaking the wheelchair just now, Hai Ge can't even use the strength to shout for mercy, although the group of subordinates want to save him, it is estimated that they can't stand up, so they can only lie on the ground and scold the street

After beating Brother Hai, Brother Monkey and I took off the pants of the twenty or thirty people, and threw them into the urine pit one by one, I pointed to Brother Hai's nose and said: Boy, you will go two ways now, or you will rest for a while, how to come and how to go back; Or, you just go to my house with your bare ass and take me, I'm not afraid of being beaten, and you don't have to be afraid of being embarrassed

After speaking, Brother Monkey, the two of us talked and laughed, pushed the woman in red in the wheelchair and left.

When we arrived at the door of the house, Brother Monkey and I pondered and wanted to surprise Yang Laodao, so we didn't push the woman in red directly, but tied it to the big locust tree at the door of the village chief next door, and then entered the door proudly, and my parents, Yang Laodao and Xiaoru were restlessly waiting for us in the yard.

As soon as he saw the smile on our faces, Yang Laodao immediately asked with a smile: Seeing you like this, you must have done a good job, right?

Ha ha! Master, it's not just a good job! You let Brother Monkey bury the two of us, and we will overcomplete the task and catch you alive!

What the!

As soon as he heard me, Yang Laodao immediately slapped the table and stood up, his eyes almost popping out

You two mallets, mallets! You've got a big deal out of it!

As soon as Yang Laodao said that Brother Monkey and I were also stunned, if we don't boast, we won't boast, why do you still scold the Venerable?

At this time, I heard Yang Laodao anxiously ask: Say it quickly! Where is she?

I want to surprise you and help the big locust tree at the door next door

I pointed out as I spoke, and Yang Laodao hurriedly ran out.

Our whole family also went out to take a look, we were stupid, when we just came back, Brother Monkey and I obviously even tied a wheelchair to a tree for her, why is there no one at such a big time? All that's left is a puddle of rope on the ground and an empty wheelchair.

Just as we were at a loss, we heard a terrible scream coming from the house of the neighboring village chief, and we were all stunned