Three people earned 210,000 yuan in two days, which is no different from picking up leaves, after all, 2,100 yuan, that is, bend down to pick it up, and it also takes a lot of effort. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It's a pity that Brother Yu'er's dream of visiting Chang'an City at night was shattered, so he had to sleep in the same house with me at night, and muttered in his mouth, "Two hundred and ten thousand, you can marry three daughters-in-law, when the time comes, you can sleep one on the left and one on the right, and you can go to whoever you want on your stomach." When I heard this, I smiled cheaply, "Brother Yu'er, bigamy is a crime, besides, three wives, with your body, can you afford it?" ”

Brother Yu'er naturally didn't like to hear my words, and after glancing at me, he lifted his shirt, pointed to his stomach and said, "Look, my brother's abdominal muscles also have a piece, such a strong body, and three women, even seven times a night, that will not drop the chain." "Seeing Brother Yu'er pointing to his round belly, he actually said that this was an abdominal muscle, and I was directly whizzing 10,000 alpacas in my heart.

Scold the one next door.

After a while of playing with Brother Yu'er, I can't help but worry about it, after all, this little brother has shrunk, if that beauty catches up with me in the future, then it will be a widow, thinking of some connotative jokes on the Internet, cold sweat, what cucumbers, eggplant, ham sausage, Nima, how will I be a man in the future?

When my mind was full of clouds and worries about my little brother, I was directly exhausted and fell asleep from exhaustion.

The sun is new every day, the fungus will eat more and more black, I still want to lie in bed, for the cold of Chang'an, I am really a little afraid, I really want to go back to my home, there are mountains and rivers, the heart is relaxed, the climate is warm and humid. Thinking of this, my spirit came, and when I came to the courtyard, I saw that the uncle seemed to be constipated, bowing his horse, humming and humming in his mouth, as if he was in pain.

Uncle is practicing, and Brother Yu'er is also learning from uncle, humming haha. I actually wanted to learn it too, but I thought that my uncle hadn't taught me this humming exercise, so I had to practice Baduanjin.

After a little luck, I felt refreshed and washed up.

Breakfast was some wild vegetables, what endive, dandelion leaves, and side dishes such as houttuynia cordata, seeing these, I concluded in my heart that this is definitely an out-of-season vegetable, plus donkey meat and green onion stuffed buns, drinking soy milk milk, very comfortable.

The three of us eat side dishes and steamed buns, but we don't drink soy milk and milk, because there is no such edification.

Huang Shaojie looked at the eating habits of the three of us and despised it in his heart, but we just like to drink tea.

As the so-called sacrifice to the Five Organs Temple, it is time to set off, so that we can return home one day, and Xiaojun and Lao Huang will send us back on the return trip.

Just as I was leaving Chang'an City, I suddenly had a premonition that something should happen on the way home, but I didn't tell anyone about it.

Coming out of Chang'an, the return journey is a little different, we have to walk from the west this time, take Yangxian, Pingxing, Yangling, Jibao.

In Jibao County, there are some spicy eyes at noon, and there are many women on the street, completely ignoring the cold bullying, and the flesh-colored stockings and big white legs are swaying. Brother Yu'er was pleasantly surprised, "I don't know if the 210,000 yuan that the master earned this time is enough for the bride price." ”

Uncle is also watching, his old man heard his apprentice say this, almost slapped this shameful rammer to death, looking at the uncle's black eyes that can drip water, I understand what it means to be angry and indisputable, and the mud can't support the wall.

Because the uncle is angry and in a bad mood, the lunch meal is a little simple, one person and a bowl of Shanqi noodles, watching the scene of the uncle swallowing and eating noodles, I understand, in fact, the uncle wants to eat Wenwang pot helmet, money meat, bacon meat, donkey meat steamed buns These snacks.

After eating the pasta, a group of five of us got into the car, turned on the air conditioner in the car, and took a nap.

During this period, the uncle felt bored, and in order to show off his knowledge, he told us about the ancient and modern times of Jibao County.

"Speaking of this Jibao County, that is the place where our Chinese people are thriving, my master Jiujizi once said that this place has unearthed heavy weapons of human fire, there are Mao Gongding, Da Yu Ding, Sanshi Pan, Yu Jizi White Plate, Stone Drum, He Zun, Kui Pan, Tong Futu. It is said that it is also the birthplace of Emperor Yan, a Chinese man, and Fengming Qishan is in this area. Therefore, this place is not simple. Besides, this is still an important place for monks, and the Famen Temple is here, if I have time in the future, I will travel here and learn from the old monks of Famen Temple. ”

The other people in the car listened to what the uncle said, but it made me feel a little impatient, as if there was something flesh and blood connected to it, waiting for me to save it.

There was something in my heart to summon myself, and this sleepiness was gone, so I said in a consultative tone, "Uncle, let's go, it's tiring to blow the air conditioner in the car like this." ”

Uncle has never liked to blow warm air, after all, the smoke enters the body, and he is going to get sick. This time it was Lao Huang who was driving, and he had only been driving forward for ten minutes, and I suddenly felt that I was urinating, "Uncle Huang, stop quickly, I can't hold it back." ”

Pushing the car door, it happened to stop next to the acacia forest on the side of the road, and there was a blue iron sign next to the forest, with the words Xiejia Village written on it. Just under the tin sign, I shushed excitedly... Hush... Shhhhhhh When I saw this, I was relieved, "It looks short now, but this thing is short, concise and powerful, and it can make the loess whirlpool." ”

Saying that this water and fire are ruthless, after this water, I am much more relaxed, trembling little brother twice, and when I was about to turn around and leave, I suddenly felt a weight on my feet, and a black earth dog about 30 cm long was lying on my shoes, holding my pants in his mouth.

Looking at the dirt dog, it was full of dirt, probably hadn't been bathed for a long time, and there was a foul smell in the air.

Originally, I didn't plan to adopt a stray dog, after all, I am still studying, and there are three black dogs in the apartment, if I add this one, it is extremely inconvenient, the most important thing is that this dog I am afraid of some diseases, if it is infected, it will be troublesome.

Now the dog is lying on my shoe, and just when I decided whether to raise it or not, a sense of family came from my soul, as if there was an illusion that this dog was my child.

Thinking of this, I was not afraid of the dirty smell of the dog, so I held it in my arms and walked towards the car.

Everyone saw that I was holding a pup, and it was still stinky, and they were full of contempt, but they didn't say anything. I didn't care about everyone's feelings, because, holding this dog, I had a sense of peace in my heart.

The dog, perhaps sensing the disdain of the crowd for him, just lay quietly on my lap and looked at me with clear, clear eyes.

I also looked into the dog's eyes, and from the dog's eyes, I seemed to read a feeling of a child's longing for mother's love. My head suddenly "boomed" at this time, "Could it be that I have a dog every day, why does this dog cub have a childlike feeling!" ”

Just as I was looking for a defense and an excuse in my heart for this delusion, I looked at the dog coldly and found that there was a sly gaze in the corner of his eye.

"I'm rubbing, is this still a dog, why is this expression, this is going against the sky?"