We followed the Huang family father and son back to their own small mountain village, and I also saw the shrinkage of the little brother in the crotch of my pants, and I also figured out that this was caused by the loss of yang energy when I threw off the yang charm. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although I didn't find anyone to verify my speculation, I believe that there is some truth to it. After having a speculation about my own things in my heart, then the next thing will be easy to do, "aphrodisiac" has become my primary goal, basking in the sun every day, eating leeks, lamb kidneys, green onions, and seafood and other foods, leading to the final diet on fire, but I still feel that my Ding Ding is slowly extending, every morning, the little brother will also pay attention to the pillars of optimus, but there is a kind of pill called Gua Xishuang that has become my candy, after all, I want to go to the fire.

After returning from Chang'an, I went to the uncle more diligently, almost every day in the uncle's house, but also in the uncle's worship room, looking at some of the books collected by the uncle over the years, many of which are unique books in yin and yang.

Brother Yu'er is different, he likes to watch some beautiful women's programs, likes to watch some programs in South Korea the most, and often comments on those South Korean actresses. Every time Uncle sees Brother Yu'er not seeking progress like this, he always feels a little uncomfortable.

I'm now obsessed with those classics, but fortunately I'm studying classical literature, and some of the things described in these classics are basically a microcosm of the past civilization in China. Understanding these epitomes, I often sigh, the existence of this Mr. Yin and Yang, is really a long history, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period of the hundred schools of thought, the most powerful of the top ten, there is the "Yin and Yang family" this said. Later, due to the change of dynasty and the changes of the years, Mr. Yin and Yang's vein gradually withered, and finally fell to the level of a god stick who cheated and cheated.

The power of time is unmatched, and the real Mr. Yin and Yang is becoming more and more difficult to learn, and in the end, there are fewer and fewer people who eat a line of food.

Sometimes I think that if the uncle hadn't been taught Yin and Yang Techniques by Jiu Jizi, then he would be the same as the little old man in the countryside now, and no one else would call him Old Yin and Yang at all.

There is still more than a month to go, and the summer vacation is coming to an end, and the dog I picked up from Jibao Xie Jiazhuang has now grown fat and fat, and is very spiritual. It was the big wolf dog of the village chief's family who lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes when he saw it, and he had the air of a dog king, which gradually appeared on the body of this dog cub.

Sometimes when I went to bed at night, this dog cub didn't even squat at the door to watch the house, but climbed up and slept on my navel, without the consciousness of a dog at all.

The most hateful is picky eating and lustful, when dancing square dance at night, this dog often runs into the dancing beauties, especially those beauties in skirts, and no matter whether they are married daughters-in-law or unmarried women in the boudoir, as long as they are wearing dresses or skirts, they will raise their dog eyes and stare at the bottom of other people's skirts, my heart, often shouting, "Lustful dog, you are staring at those women like this, the master is going to stew you and eat dog meat", whenever I say this, This colored dog always rolls his eyes, and that expressive expression means "The dog despises you!" ”

During this period, the dog cub also ate the swarthy eggshells that were broken from the old Huang family photo wall and the uncle.

I used to feel that this puppy had some indescribable defects, but since I ate this eggshell, I found that this flaw disappeared, and there was an evil justice that appeared in this puddle.

Later, I told the uncle about the dog eating eggshells, and the uncle was shocked when he heard it, and carefully observed the dogs for a few days, and found that it was normal, and it was normal for mammals to eat eggshells.

On this day, I wore light blue jeans, went to the village ditch to dig ice to get fish, because there are three large ponds in the ditch, when nature formed this pond, it also took a lot of thought, they are all natural stone ponds, and the depth is different, the top one is relatively shallow, in summer, it is the water field for children to play, and the two below are adults, and the water veins are connected, it is said that some men, sometimes a sneak past, you can go to the middle pond to touch the woman's thighs, buttocks, that taste, men enjoy it, women are also intoxicated, after all, cheating is addictive!

It's just that in the past few days, no one dares to go to the pond, not even the pig killer in the village.

The reason why I didn't dare to go was because there were ghosts on the ringing stone above the pond, and only their heads were exposed each time. Generally speaking, if there is a ghost or a supernatural thing, the uncle will just clean up the thing without anyone saying anything. Why doesn't Uncle pay attention to this ghost thing now, it's because the matter of cleaning up this ghost thing has been covered by the stone blind man in the first village, if my uncle makes a move, it will be out of bounds.

Speaking of this stone blind man, this is the northern Sichuan territory, the heir of the northern school of witchcraft, because when he was young, when he went to the witch, he was so strong and ruthless, and when he was fighting with the horse immortals in the eastern Liaodong realm, he was scratched blind by the immortals, and later installed a pair of dog eyes, but he always couldn't see the road clearly, except for the night, the day was actually no different from being blind.

The witchcraft of the stone blind man is very good, especially the fortune telling by touching the bones and breaking the eight characters, which is simply called the god operator.

It's just that this god operator is also alone now, and he likes to swim under the pond and touch the girl's thighs in the summer. In winter, I went to the pond with the little young woman to dig ice to get fish, and touched the little young woman's buttocks in the dark, which was particularly delicious. Now on the loud stone above the pond, there are ghosts, and the daughters-in-law and little widows in the village dare not go anymore. In order to understand the hatred in his heart, the blind man decided that this ghost thing would be caught and boiled by himself.

In this life, only the four words of wine and wealth can be summed up. For a person like Shi Blind, although he is single, these four words are even more indispensable, and if he does not have a "friendly match" with the little widows in the village for two days, he will feel hopeless in life, and his eyes are full of gray.

On this day, I was in the acacia forest by the river, meditating with my eyes closed, and the stone blind man said to me on the village road, "Yuanzi, how about you go with me to cook ghosts tonight, and then we will kill sheep and eat?" ”

I was bored, because I was going to catch ghosts, I was quite excited, and I was blind in the stone, in this radius of a hundred miles, it was the big gentleman of the Wu family, when I was young, I could work against the horse fairy, and this safety was guaranteed. Besides, in the past half a month, I have already had a good understanding of "Yin and Yang Ten Thousand Laws Secret", and I am almost ready to practice.

On the twenty-third day of the lunar month, this is the day of sending the stove, also called the small year, the stone blind man said that he would clean up this ghost thing tonight, and he did not shy away from the grand occasion of the stove king going to heaven and the ancestors entering the door.

Half of the moon was still as bright as that, and I walked with Brother Yu'er towards the stone blind man's asbestos tile house. On the road, Brother Yu always kept looking at the moon, and then sighed. Brother Yu'er sighed after practicing a few times, which made me feel bad, and I was busy asking why.

As a result, Brother Yu'er held back a sentence for a long time, "Alas, every time I see this moon." I remembered Widow Lee's white ass in the cornfield. ”

As soon as I heard this, I almost suffocated my breath into an internal injury, "Damn, I thought you were going to sigh and express your feelings, act as a cultural person, I can't imagine that dog meat can't be on the table", even the dog cub under the table, his eyes were glowing with a smart green.