And the woman, looking at the sloppy old man, found that the other party had no intention of continuing to speak, and followed Xiao ** stupidly and walked to the thatched house in the courtyard. is also a woman, the gap in life can be fully reflected at this moment, I dare to say, as long as this little ** is willing, the stupid old men who revolve around her will definitely not be a reinforced platoon; And that stupid and coarse woman can only live every day by gossip and envy, jealousy and hatred of this little **, but she doesn't know how to learn from others, so it is reasonable that she has an unsatisfactory life. No wonder the two of them started pinching as soon as they met, the water has a source, the tree has roots, and there is definitely a reason for the two of them to fight, to paraphrase a classic line of Fan Wei, "The same person, why is there such a big gap between people?" ”

Because there were too many onlookers in the courtyard, the crowding was too much to see, these two shrews went out for a turn, and they couldn't squeeze into the thatched house.

For about a quarter of an hour, the two shrews returned to the house with their noses pinched in one hand and their urinals in the other. The sloppy Taoist twisted his beard and issued the next command: "You two exchange basins with each other." After the two shrews looked at each other with big eyes, they reluctantly exchanged the basin full of their own urine in their hands, and the sloppy Taoist continued after seeing that the two of them had finished exchanging: "Go into the inner room, splash it with your hands, first splash it on the child who was possessed, and then splash it on every corner inside and outside the house, no dead corner can be missed, if it is not enough, then go to pee some in the basin, although it is the other party's urine, but remember to save some ha!" ”

I'm the next Ao, this bad old man is too bad, I thought to myself, after all, it's tolerable to splash my own urine, this Nima let myself put my hand in other people's urine, and I have to splash it out, which is also lacking in virtue. I secretly glanced at the royal man, and found that the corners of the girl's mouth showed a bad smile that was not easy to be noticed, that is, the corners of the mouth were slightly upturned, and at this moment I finally understood, this bad old man has 10,000 ways to help this child, but he used this method to manage, wipe! Really special cow B, I think I'm bad enough, compared to the bad old man in front of me, I'm absolutely nothing, everyone is bad to the bone marrow, and the bad water is gurgling out, I can't hold it. Fortunately, I listened to the words of the fourth aunt and didn't offend him, otherwise I would have been the one who would have suffered now, but fortunately, Thankgoodness!

This time it was the turn of the two shrews to start to mess around, if you listened to the old way, this thing was too dirty, and it was the filthiest thing in the body of the mortal enemy; If you don't listen to the old way, according to the meaning of this old way, the urine of the two of them can help the evil child in the house to return to normal, and it is absolutely in a dilemma, and it is difficult to ride a tiger. To paraphrase the current words, this Nima is too cheating, there is no play, retreat ~~~~ towards the court!

"If you two plan to watch the children in the house die, you don't splash it, I'll give it to you, it's up to the two of you to do it or not." This bad old man knew too well what these two shrews were thinking at this moment, so he made the first move, blocked the retreat of these two people in advance, and then continued to drink his own wine, stood beside me, and waited with everyone to see the excitement.

These two shrews gritted their teeth and were ruthless, and began to splash out with their hands while holding the urinal, regardless of whether they were inside or outside the house. At the moment when they just put their hands in the urinal, Lao Dao pulled me out for the first time, and the rest of the people ran outside as if they were running for their lives. From the time these two shrews started to pee out, to the only child left in the house, it took less than a minute, this Nima was too fast, and there was no crowding and stampede, what a talent.

After splashing the living room, the two shrews entered the inner room, and after splashing some urine on the child's naked body, they found that the urine in the basin was not enough, so they went out to pick up some back, and then splashed some inside and outside the house, inside and outside the courtyard, until the bad old way told the two of them to stop, and I don't know how much fake wine these two people have to drink, and they can pee so much, admire, admire! As soon as the bad old man asked them to stop, the two of them poured into the washbasin of this house together, turned on the faucet and flushed it for a long time, and the soap was used, and they almost didn't wash their bald skin. I took a cursory look and saw that almost half a bar of soap could be used by one person. I don't understand, as for it? In fact, 96%-97% of the urine is excreted, and the others are urea, uric acid, creatinine, ammonia and other non-protein nitrogen compounds, sulfates and other substances. Moreover, Chinese medicine believes that human urine can be used as medicine. Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" records a variety of traditional Chinese medicines related to human urine, such as human urine, drowning Baiyi, autumn stone, etc. Its uses range from pulmonary dysfunction to hemorrhoids. Sun Simiao's "Qianjin Yifang" said that "human urine is the main blood attack the heart, and the main symptoms are full of stomach", "black cow urine is the main thirst, jaundice, edema, athlete's foot, and urine is blocked". Therefore, there is no need for these two shrews to wash their pee-stained hands like that. But if you let me splash it, I guess I won't be able to do it, hey, hey!

When the two shrews were almost washed, the children in the house cried and called for their mothers, and then they saw that the mother didn't care that the child was stained with other people's urine, and directly held the child in her arms. I was sighing at the greatness of my mother's love, and I felt a pain in my arm, and this bad old way pulled me out.

"This is leaving?" I was puzzled and asked, "I'm still waiting for someone to bury the pot and cook for you." "The sloppy old man replied to me like this, I'll go, you are really the living Lei Feng of the new era, the contemporary version of Guo Mingyi, Comrade Lei Feng can still leave a diary or something, you don't even leave your name and flash people, this old Taoist realm is really higher than me, at least I can't be as free and easy as him.

The sloppy old road walked quickly, and after a while, he left the place where the accident had just happened. I thought I could walk fast enough, after all, I used to work at the boss's to be more efficient. Therefore, whether a person's efficiency is very high can be reflected by the speed at which he walks, a very simple but practical way, and college graduates must learn it. Ordinary people walk with me, and people with me have to trot to keep up with my pace, this time it's good, I'm trotting to catch up with the old way, Nima he has to walk fast, but then I learned that this bad old way used the technique of six dings and six jia at that time, no wonder people use it to walk, I have to use it to run.

to be continued