The in the courtyard was sprinkling it, and suddenly "smack", and turned her back on it, this time the surrounding crowd was all fried, after all, the sloppy old man just said that he would let this come to beg himself within three days, and this special thing didn't pass ten minutes in total, and the woman went back to her breath, to paraphrase the storytelling, the surrounding crowd can only use "convincing oral takeaway admiration" to describe it.

After all, there are also people who have a very good relationship with the in the lively crowd, and after seeing the on her back, a few people immediately ran over, pinching the pinching of the people, stroking the back, but the just couldn't wake up, not only did she not wake up, but her face also began to turn blue, if you can't make the wake up, you can suffocate the girl for a while. The group of people who were so anxious to help were sweating, but they couldn't let the regain consciousness, and this Nima really responded to the old saying.

Just when everyone outside was busy around the, the sloppy old man walked over quickly, "Get out of the way!" After shouting loudly, except for the person who was holding this, the others obediently flashed to the side, and this old way was also worthy of this, and went up to the position of the heart's mouth is a toe, kicking it is not counting, and twisting it vigorously.

As soon as Lao Dao's feet were twisted, he woke up with a "oh" from the, and then spit out a large mouthful of thick phlegm, which was mixed with a lot of blood. I was far away, and I didn't see it very really, but the people who were holding this hurriedly covered their noses with their hands, and it was estimated that the smell of phlegm was quite unpleasant.

"You keep sprinkling!" Lao Dao said to the without any emotion, "What's wrong with me? "That seems to have forgotten what just happened, maybe this kind of woman often has a bad memory." If it weren't for this Taoist to save you, you would have suffocated to death. "You've got to be nice." "yes, yes." "You see, other monks have compassion." "Hurry up xiexie." The people around the hurriedly explained to her, and the sloppy old woman glanced at the sloppy old man, and after looking around again, she crawled with difficulty and knelt down for the Taoist chief, "Thank you for the great kindness of the Daoist, I kowtow to you." After speaking, he was ready to kowtow to the king.

The sloppy old man used the wine gourd to block the other party's head, "Forget it, you can change your mistakes, and you can do it!" If you have the heart, come and help. After saying that, Lao Dao walked back to the house. The woman struggled to her feet, and without any temper, obediently followed the king, and followed him into the house.

"The child in the room is currently being hit, if the poor road interferes too much, the soul of the child will be scattered, which is against the harmony of heaven, so it is inconvenient for the poor road to do it." Before the old Tao could finish speaking, the child's mother cried out with a "wow", "Please, save the child." "yes, save the child." "Please." "Your Excellency has a lot of them." "yes, yes!" The people around him also began to intercede on behalf of the child.

"When did I say that I won't save this child, you people, don't wait for me to finish my words and jump to conclusions." Wang Daoren deliberately raised his voice a little and said to the people around him. Everyone heard that the sloppy old man would save the child, so they all relaxed their hearts, and at the same time they all closed their mouths knowingly, waiting for the sloppy old man to continue. "You two," Lao Dao pointed to the two shrews in front of him, "What's the matter with Dao Chief?" The two shrews asked in unison, after all, Lao Dao is enough to show his face today, revealing so many things that ordinary people can't do, so no matter what this sloppy old Dao says now, it will be respected as a holy decree by the people around him.

"There are two basins over there, one of you takes a basin, goes out to find a place where no one is, and puts some urine in the basin and brings it back, oh yes, remember to pee more, save not enough!" As soon as Wang Daoren's words fell, I noticed that everyone, including me, had their jaws falling to the ground in surprise.

This Nima is also too obscene, is this the words of a cultivator? I'm going to let the two middle-aged shrews pee, and I have to use a basin to follow, not to mention, I have to bring it back after peeing? Oh buy karma wait! The glorious image that this old way has just established in my heart has disappeared without a trace in an instant, peat, this is too "long face" for me! "Dao Chief, what did you say?" The woman who had just come over didn't seem to believe her ears, or maybe she thought she had just woken up and was afraid of hearing badly, so she asked Lao Dao and planned to confirm it again. "You two find a place where no one is around, pee in the basin and bring it back for me, do you understand?" The sloppy old man repeated it again, this time the voice of the king was very loud, not only the people in the house heard it, but many people outside the house also heard the words of the king roader. At this time, I found that the people in the house had more complicated eyes, and the outside of the house was basically whispering.

How else to say that I have a flexible head, and when I think about it, this bad old man must have his own ideas, and if he doesn't make some shocking moves, he won't be sloppy and old-fashioned. So I hurriedly explained to everyone: "Wang Zhenren is helping you get out of trouble, don't you believe Wang Zhenren?" Yes! "In good conscience, I don't believe him in the first place, do I expect others to believe him? However, after messing around with the boss in the imperial capital for so long, I clearly know what to say when, where, and on what occasion. And I'm saying it right, whether it's the time, the place, the occasion, or the crowd you're facing. Not only can it cover up my ignorance, but it can also relieve the sloppy old way, and it can also make everyone present believe this bad old man again, Zuihou forced these two shrews to go and back with a basin, which can be described as killing eight birds with one stone.

"Got it, got it." That little ** was the first to react and answer me, this is also the magic weapon for this woman to successfully hook up with a man, this woman is amazing. This is the same as being really stupid and fake stupid, whether she will pretend to be stupid is a truth, but it is just used the other way around, that is to say, she needs to pretend to understand on this occasion. I secretly praised this woman's brain for turning fast enough, in reality, if this woman can be younger in her twenties, dress up more glamorous, improve the level of makeup, and cooperate with the most popular Qi B skirt at the moment, she is definitely the best choice for countless godfathers. In addition to the fact that compared to the single-celled male, the wise woman first wants to resist and then uses various ways to satisfy the man's spiritual needs, zuihou is the physical need, and the stupid woman is the opposite.

to be continued