Seeing that Xiao Qi was unable to support himself, the seven dwarf brothers disregarded etiquette, righteousness and shame, howled and hugged up, threw off their arms and launched a brutal and inhumane assault on Lin Xiao.

But the problem is that some things are not done with hard work, just like Xiao Ming can't dunk, Sister Feng can't uncover the rules, Xiao Guo can't jump less than 1.6 meters, no matter how these guys support themselves with faith, no matter how they puff up and cheer, they are all vulnerable in front of Lin Xiao.

Under Lin Xiao's crushing speed, strength, and body style, the Christmas dwarfs could only silently bear the storm-like impact, just like the shy and tactful bride on Simmons' big bed on the wedding night~~

When the seven dwarfs were once again knocked down by Lin Xiao, Big Brother finally shouted angrily: "Don't fight, don't fight!" You win! ”

Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch, and it is not impossible to be wronged for a while, but you can't let Han Xin lie under someone's crotch for the rest of his life, right?

A moment of grievance can stimulate fighting spirit, pretend to be a grandson for a lifetime, then it is really a grandson.

Seven beat one, and was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, unable to find the south, south, north, and west, plus he couldn't take care of himself, and if he continued to fight, he could only bring humiliation on himself.

"Well, the children can be taught." After beating the seven dwarfs "convinced", Lin Xiao stood with his hands tied, his eyes calm and deep, and the master was lonely

"Niang Xipi, you have won against us, you can try to wake up the princess!" The seven dwarfs grinned and complained, but they glared at each other and watched strongly

The moonlight was cut into a bunch by the curtain and sprinkled on the side of the bed, giving a special look to a pair of yellowed flip-flops.

As the saying goes: sunshine in front of the bed, a pair of shoes on the ground.

Do you know what a man's surprise is?

The man's surprise is naturally that when he woke up from a deep sleep, he found that there was a lace-edged small panty on the side of the pillow, and with the full elasticity and soft touch, you can imagine how charming the fragrant buttocks wrapped in this small panties would be, and then slowly recalled in his mind how to enjoy the picture of this little buttocks last night, and subconsciously stretched his hand to the side......

But do you know what panic is? That is, when you wake up, you find that there is also a flower panty next to the bed, but when you slowly pull it out of the quilt, you suddenly realize that it is an oversized size! Even flower panties with a waist that is twice as big as yours! At that time, you didn't have the courage to think about what you did to the man lying next to you last night......

Lin Xiao came to Princess Anne, and under the moonlight, the girl who was as pure as an angel was still sleeping quietly and peacefully, waiting, waiting for Prince Charming to wake her up from her nightmare

Under the strong onlookers of a group of dwarfs, Lin Xiao touched his chin and began to think about whether this was a trap? It must be. But why did Sleeping Beauty come to the mental hospital, does she often sleepwalk? These seven Christmas dwarfs jumped out of which Gada, aren't you Snow White's little spare tire?

Well, to be honest, Lin Xiao is actually more curious, what happened to Princess Anne's stepmother?

"Hey, you're dear, you're dying!" Seeing that Lin Xiao didn't move for a long time, a dwarf urged angrily.

Hearing this urging, Lin Xiao reacted. He straightened up, reached out and stroked Princess Anne's smooth and delicate skin, and snapped!

A crisp slap resounded through the ward!

Lin Xiao was really ruthless this time, and a blood-red slap mark quickly appeared on Princess Anne's face, and blood was drawn from the corners of her mouth.

The dwarf brothers were stunned at first, their faces full of incredulity, and then a bronze flatbread carved out of a mold showed a gritted tooth expression on their faces, shouting that they were about to rush up and fight with Lin Xiao, but Lin Xiao pointed to the sleeping beauty on the hospital bed

With a "bang", Princess Anne's eyebrows raised slightly, revealing an unbearable weakness on her face, and then gently opened her eyes that seemed to be happy but not happy

"Awake? I woke up! ”

"The princess is really awake!"

The dwarf eldest brother held Lin Xiao's finger with tears in his eyes, "Mr. is really a god~~!" ”

Lin Xiao pursed his lips and chuckled silently. My family knows their own affairs, and I am neither a warrior who challenges the demon king nor a prince riding a white horse, how can I have the ability to wake up the "sleeping beauty" with a kiss?

But just now, I received a voice from the Juggernaut prompting to trigger the side quest: Wake up Sleeping Beauty.

In other words, Princess Anne will definitely be able to wake up, but she still needs to think more about the means and methods

Under Lin Xiao's careful observation, he found that Princess Anne's eyes did not collapse, her breathing was very stable, and although her complexion was a little sickly pale, it could be understood that she had not exercised outdoors for a long time. And when he was about to kiss just now, these dwarfs were all in the strong onlookers, and that look was simply schadenfreude to smelt these clues in his mind, and Lin Xiao finally came to the conclusion: The sick beauty is actually pretending to be asleep! To put it bluntly, she's just lazy.

After all, this is reality, not a fairy tale, ordinary people have to finish playing if they don't eat for a week, but Princess Anne has a professional medical catering team behind her, and there are people who eat and drink every day. In this case, the pig doesn't want to wake up!

It's like dealing with people who lie in bed in winter, the best way is to open the window, tear off the quilt, and go back to sleep if you have the ability!

Lin Xiao's slap just now is similar to this way of drawing wages from the bottom of the kettle~~ To deal with lazy people, you can only produce filial piety under the stick

"Why don't you want to kiss the princess?"

After a moment of silence, Lin Xiao replied silently: "The princess hasn't brushed her teeth for many days, I hate bad breath." ”

After speaking, under the gaze of Princess Anne's "resentment", Lin Xiao waved his sleeves and did not take away a cloud~~

"Ding: Complete the side quest 'Wake Up Sleeping Beauty' and get 5 merit points."

Lin Xiao continued to walk in the quiet corridor, and soon came across a brightly lit ward.

There are two people in the room, one is an old man wearing flip-flops, a bald head, and a polyester short shirt, presumably everyone is familiar with it~~ The other is Director Jin who is sitting in front of the TV with a lupine scarf and a long sword at his waist.

Next to the two of them were popcorn, toilet paper towels, and a plate of peanuts and old white dried rice. And what these two groups are watching with great interest is an island country action movie

Seeing the excitement, the Huoyun Evil God drank liquor, his eyes sighed, "I think back then, I punched Nanshan Kindergarten and kicked Beihai Nursing Home, I have experienced a hundred battles, and I have never been defeated, but I am one of the four great sorrows of life in a high place: the master is lonely." ”

Curator Jin ate popcorn and responded, "Who says it's not?" Who hasn't had a bitter thing. ”

"The four great sorrows of life or something," Curator Jin sighed and shook his head, "My girlfriend sent a text message saying that I broke up, and I was panicked, but then she sent another text message: 'Sorry, I sent the wrong one'~~"

"Oh, hurry up and make the old tree root, I'll go~~"

"It's like a breath, this guy is drinking and gutter oil, Su. Is Sanlu milk powder juxtaposed with red and red? ”

"Drink it for sure, otherwise the kidneys will be gone."

“”

Lin Xiao was speechless when he heard this, and was about to turn around and leave, when the eyes of the Huoyun Evil God, who was sloppy just now, suddenly froze, "There is a murderous aura!" ”

He flashed out of the room with a whoosh, blocking in front of Lin Xiao. Looking Lin Xiao up and down, he sneered:

"Boy, it's very good, I'm optimistic about you, let me kill you!"

Lin Xiao was speechless, raised his fist, and threatened:

"Uncle, what is this? Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole, don't force me to make a move, you, I'm crazy and even I'm afraid of myself. ”

"Let's shoot?!"

Lin Xiao pretended to hit it hard, touched the forehead of the Huoyun Evil God with his finger, and then asked, "How is it, are you okay?" ”

"Hehehehe~~"

Being ridiculed like this, Lin Xiao was not happy, and beckoned with a fist: "Old man, you are very capable of fighting, right?" ”

"Forcefully."

"Hard!"

"Hard!!"

"Okay, you won, can't I still leave if I can't beat you?" Lin Xiao turned his head and left, the Huoyun Evil God was gone, and he grabbed Lin Xiao's wrist with a big move.

"Eat dry and wipe clean and want to leave? You're a good fool, aren't I? Hehe smiled and stretched out two fingers, and the Fire Cloud Evil God said coldly, "Either I will be beaten to death, or tell a joke that makes me happy, you can choose for yourself!" ”

Lin Xiao shrugged, coughed, and said:

"One day Xiao Ming went out to play, and when he met a friend, he began to say hello"

"Hey, Shell."

"How many times have you said it, please ask me to collect sailors!"

"Hey, Daddy, Mom, Little Daddy."

"Please tell us to gather the Three Treasures!"

"Hey, crab."

"How many times have you said it, please call me a wayward pincer!"

"Hey, sanitary napkins."

"How many times have you said it, please call me a vampire!"

"Hey, condoms."

"How many times have you said it, please tell me to stop the elves!"

“”

"It's not funny at all." The Huoyun Evil God pinched his fingers, the corners of his eyes were exposed, a sickly twisted smile appeared on his face, and he said hoarsely, "Looks like you want me to beat you to death?" ”

"Ahem, I don't like realism, do you? Then I'll have another one. Lin Xiao's eyes changed, and his voice became hoarse and low, as if he could hear the smell of war and gunsmoke:

I still remember that Hu Hansan, the hero of the Anti-Japanese War, was covered in blood and on the verge of death, and was being hugged by his comrades-in-arms with tears. The hero of the Anti-Japanese War trembled and pointed to his chest, and his comrades-in-arms groped for it in confusion, and found a sum of money sticking to the blood from it......"

"This ...... This is my party due...... Help me hand it over to the party ......" The hero closed his eyes after saying this, the horn of victory in the war echoed in his ears, the whistling wind blew on the bloody party fee, and the crying of his comrades became a sad song.

"Now there is the same epic drama: a college student with a yellow face and thin muscles, on the verge of starvation, was hugged by his roommate with tears, the college student trembled and pointed to his chest, and the roommate groped in confusion and found a yellowed sum of money from it......"

"This ...... This is my internet bill...... Help...... Help me rush a member, 100 ...... these days There is a free ...... There is a 50 ......" After saying this, he closed his eyes. The camera pans upward, and the roommates' hoarse cries echo throughout the dormitory building

"Still won't work." The Fire Cloud Evil God was expressionless, "There's no sense of substitution at all, okay!" ”

"Hehehe, then we have to come up with the last killer feature." Lin Xiao's voice suddenly became cold and fluctuating:

"The so-called is wandering under the garden tree, hanging from the southeast branch.

When the grandmother heard that the girl was coming, she hung the southeast branch.

When the officials heard about this, they hung up on the southeast branch.

Look up to the sky and laugh and go out. Continue to hang the southeast branch"

"Phew! You wickedness! You want me to hang you on the southeast branch, right? ”

The Huoyun Evil God's body was shocked, and the murderous aura surged, and for a moment Lin Xiao only felt that he was in the vast sea of blood, but his hands and feet were cold, but at this time, the Huoyun Evil God suddenly burrowed back into the ward, "Boy, it seems that someone is trying to trouble you, rather than beating people to death with my own hands, in fact, I love to watch others fight to death now~~"