Section 237 Hospital Strange Tales (I)
The slut slapped the sofa and stood up: "The dog day actually advertised in the show, fellow Daoists, beat me to death!" ”
Qingyang Daoyou was the first to rush forward, but was pulled away by the host. After calming down the atmosphere of the scene, the host said: "Professor Tian, I'm sorry, advertising is not allowed in our program, can you briefly explain the violent death of citizens?" ”
Since the show was broadcast live, none of these clips could be cut out of the "" novel chapters that were updated the fastest.
Professor Tian said: "A while ago, after the research of many bricks in our hospital, who worked day and night, forgetting to sleep and eat, it was found that it was a mutated plague, and the probability of infection of this plague was very low, and it was precisely because of this yidiǎn that it did not cause a large-scale spread of germs, and we did develop a new drug......
The host hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, thank you Professor Tian for your explanation, let's interview Yang Laoshi again." Yang Laoshi, do you have a different view of shime? ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao just pinched his fingers and calculated, and found that Professor Tian will have a bloody disaster in the near future!"
"Fart!" Professor Tian pointed at the and said: "Evil words confuse the public, I want to call the police, I want to complain to you, I want to complain about your "** into science" column!" I actually found a fortune teller from a stall to come over and confuse the public! ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Fellow Daoists, give me a damn blow! ”
Qingyang Daoyou rushed up with five or six big men, put Professor Tian down and slammed him down!
Because Professor Tian threatened to take "** into Science" to court just now, this time the hostess Méiyou stopped Qingyang Daoyou and others, and the came to the camera slowly, made an expression of the four beauties of the wilderness and said: "I have already shuttled, he has a bloody disaster, but he just doesn't believe it." You see, it has now been fulfilled. ”
Our whole family sat in front of the TV, all petrified, the is wonderful, who thought of a bad idea to get him on the TV station?
This farce lasted for a minute, and the TV station urgently shut down this episode of "**Into Science......
The old mother said: "Xiao Yang, this kid is still nàme humorous. ”
All I can say is with a smile. In fact, where is the humor of this product? It's just a shit! And that shime "** into science" is a shime show? It's so unreliable! Unreliable program, invited an even more unreliable cheap man as a guest, and even more unreliable Qingyang Taoist as an audience, the director was forced to close the show just three minutes after the show, this is the strength of the cheap man!
The old mother said: "Son, let's be discharged from the hospital today, I am not comfortable living in the hospital, and besides, I am not a serious illness, as long as I am not too tired, I will not faint." ”
Dad said, "Cheng, I'll ask the doctor later, and then I'll go through the discharge procedures." ”
Actually, I was supposed to do the work, but I had other things to do, so I took the initiative to take on this task.
I walked to the nurse duty room, I wanted to ask the little nurse last night, the old man was admitted to the hospital by shimeshihou, and there were shime relatives at home. I asked the other nurses, and the reply was that the little nurse only worked the night shift last night, and Ruguo wanted to chase her, so come back in the evening.
I was speechless on the spot, well, I was misunderstood, I didn't ask anything else, and went straight back to the ward. And my dad Yijing asked the doctor and said that my mother was discharged from the hospital without any problem, so we quickly completed the discharge procedures and left the hospital.
Out of the gate of the hospital, Xu Xiaoling asked, "Xiaolong, you didn't sleep all night last night, are you tired?" Why don't you go back and take a break? ”
I smiled: "Ningrou, I'm fine, have you forgotten?" I'm in good shape. The corners of my mouth curled slightly, and I said with a pun.
Xu Xiaoling pinched me lightly, and I looked at my mother with a smile: "Mom, let's go to XX Wetland today, it's one of the famous tourist attractions in the city......"
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After a full day of playing, we returned to the hotel at about 6 pm.
After taking a shower, I sat on the bed with Xu Xiaoling's waist and watched TV, while watching a bubble drama, I said, "Ning Rou, I'm going out tonight." ”
"Where are you going?" She asked, putting her face against my chest.
I told me about what happened last night, and then said: "Although it is not the shime situation, but the old man is definitely wrong, I am sure that ziji will not be dazzled, he yijing died, but then I don't know how to do it, he came back to life." And his behavior is sneaky, and I'm worried that he will hurt the innocent, so I'm sorry......"
"It's okay little dragon, go ahead, I just like your kindness, so I support you." As she spoke, she kissed me on the lips.
Late, nine o'clock.
I got dressed, walked downstairs and took a taxi straight to the hospital.
Downstairs in the inpatient department, I drove up to the seventh floor. At this time, there were still some pedestrians in the corridor, all of whom came to visit the patient's family, and it was inconvenient for me to move, so I leaned on the staircase and took out the "Array Chapter" from the space ring and looked at it.
The book "Array Chapter" is also not too thick, only more than a hundred pages, and the whole book is made of special paper, which is waterproof and moisture-proof. There are a lot of formations explained in it, the front is the entry-level formation, the back is the intermediate and advanced formations, and the last few pages of the book record the props needed to set up the formation.
This prop is not the kind of spiritual chess piece that Feng Nian can use, but copper coins, small yellow flags, peach wood swords, charms, red threads and other items. It's a pity that if you want to learn how to set up formations, you must first learn gossip, how can I understand those things? So I had to put the book away first, and when the cheap man came, I showed it to him, and he hǎoxiàng knew some knowledge about gossip.
Shijiān passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye it was ten yidiǎn in the middle of the night, and the hospital corridor was quiet at this time, and I walked towards the old man's ward. Just as I was about to walk to the door of the old man's ward, a person came out of the nurse's duty room opposite, it was the little nurse last night! She was surprised when she saw me: "Huh? Didn't your mother get out of the hospital? How do you ......"
I'm scolding my mother! Is it so coincidental? Every time I was about to act, I would be interrupted by this little nurse! The corners of my eyes twitched twice: "That...... I'm here for you, thank you for helping me bandage my wound last night. ”
"Thanks?" He looked me up and down: "Just thank you empty-handed? ”
"Of course not, I can do magic." As I spoke, I put my hand behind my back, and Shihou, who reached over again, handed over a tender peach in my hand.
"Wow! So powerful! Let me see behind you, did you hide Peaches behind you a long time ago? With that, the little nurse ran to my back and looked at me, and found that the shime behind me was méiyou, and then said, "If you conjure up another one, I will believe you." ”
I smiled slightly, reached behind my back again, took out a peach from the spatial ring, and handed it to the little nurse.
The little nurse clapped her hands and said, "It's amazing!" It just so happens that I'm bored on duty, so you go and accompany me. ”
"This ...... All right. "Ruguo I said no, she would definitely find out that I was plotting wrong, so I had to promise her for the time being, and then find a chance to slip away.
When we came to the nurse's duty room, we sat down and chatted, talking about it for a while, I was not interested in chatting with her, and I focused all my attention on my ears, listening to the movement in the corridor.
At this moment, there seemed to be a low moan from the medicine cabinet behind the little nurse, like a woman's moan.
I looked at the medicine cabinet behind her, and she asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”
"You have shime stuff in your medicine cabinet? For shime, I just heard a human moaning coming from inside? ”
"How kěnéng, did you hear it wrong? Why didn't I hear that? The little nurse said, "Of course there is medicine in the medicine cabinet, but I can't open the key." ”
I nodded and said, "Actually, you kěnéng is not zhidào, my little shihou is often hospitalized and is more familiar with hospitals." I remember that the shihou who is on duty at night will never leave only one nurse, usually two nurses, so that they can be together, and ruguo patients can be dealt with together if they have shime emergencies, and ruguo has only one nurse, which is too busy. Can you be shime this floor only you ziji on duty? You were alone last night, and today you're still alone, for shime? ”
"Because of another sister, she took a leave of absence."
I shook my head slightly, and was about to stand up to check the shihou in the medicine cabinet, when suddenly there was a 'Ahhhhh 'Boom!
I hurriedly stood up and looked down the hallway, and saw that the door to the ward where the old man lived was open! The hallway is empty! The little nurse asked, "Shime voice?" Which ward did it come from? It can't be a nightmare, right? ”
I ignored her, and walked briskly to the old man's room. The little nurse also followed me, and when I came to the old man's ward, I found that the ward was empty, and shime was all méiyou! What about people? Didn't the shouting just come from this ward?
Someone else must have been killed! That's right! It must be so!
I ran to the doors of the other wards and listened one by one, and the little nurse followed me, with an anxious look on her face. Just as I was listening gradually, the door of a room at the back suddenly opened, and a figure quickly ran out, it was the old man!
He ran to the elevator, very coincidentally, no one used the elevator at night, one of the elevators happened to be on the seventh floor, he pressed the elevator and ran directly in! I wanted to chase him, but after thinking about it, I decided to go to the ward first, so I said to the little nurse, "You go and look at the elevator to see which floor the elevator stops, and press the other elevator by the way." ”
"Shime, go and press the elevator, I'm going to see the patient in the ward. Was that person Li Bo just now? How does he run nàme fast? ”
It's okay, let the little nurse go to see the patient, it just so happens that I want to take this opportunity to get rid of him.
So I came to the elevator and pressed the button of another elevator while watching the old man go up several floors of the elevator. Soon I saw that his elevator stopped on the second floor, and the other elevator also reached the seventh floor, and just as I was about to walk in, the little nurse also ran over: "Wait for me!" ”