Section 236 "Dick into Science"
It wasn't until the little nurse finished cleaning the room that she shook her hand in front of my eyes: "Hey, what are you doing?" Don't disturb the old man's rest, go out with me. ”
Walking out of the room, the little nurse closed the door, then looked at me, made a grimace and said, "Rest early, don't go out and walk around at night, be careful of ghosts in the hospital." With that, she turned and walked towards the nurse's duty room.
Funny girl, she actually scared me, it seems that she is quite bold.
Returning to the ward, the mother asked curiously, "Son, what's going on next door?" ”
"Nothing." I smiled: "The old man next door accidentally touched the cup, Mom, go to sleep, I'll show you the hanging bottle, I'll call the nurse to come over and change the medicine when the medicine is gone." ”
Mom nodded and closed her eyes. I sat on the stool next to the bed, took out the "Yellow Fu Chapter" and studied it.
Just as I was immersed in my research, I suddenly heard the sound of the door of the next ward being shut.
I frowned, closed the book, and listened with my ears pricked up, and a slight footstep passed by my doorway, and I could guess with my toes that it must be the old man next door who came out!!
I pushed the door open a small crack and watched the outside through the crack. The old man was walking towards the nurse's room, and I was watching his every move from the crack in the door. When he walked to the door of the nurse's duty room, he glanced back and made sure that there was no one behind him, and then walked into the nurse's duty room.
My mental reflexes were so fast that I closed the door just as he was about to turn around, and it took seven seconds to open it again.
And when I opened the door again, the old man was gone! Needless to say, it's definitely in the nurse's duty room!
If you are a normal person and want to find a nurse, is it necessary to make sure that there is no one behind you before entering the house? Of course not! This alone proves that there is something wrong with the old man! I don't want to be ghost-eater, but I can't let innocent people get killed right under my nose! So I put a charm on the door, walked out quickly, and went straight to the nurse's room.
When they came to the door, they found that the old man was talking to the little nurse just now, and when they heard footsteps behind them, they looked back. The little nurse asked, "Huh?" Why are you again? Is there something wrong? ”
Seeing that the old man didn't attack the nurse, I changed my words and said, "Well, I accidentally cut my finger just now, and I want you to help me bandage it." With that, I quickly sliced my fingernail through the hand behind me, and then reached out for her to watch.
"Huh? Such a big wound, come here and sit down. ”
I sat down on the chair next to the old man, and the old man said in an old voice: "Little nurse, you are busy first, I will just come and tell you, my needle has been pulled out by itself, wait a minute, you will not go over and disturb my sleep." ”
The little nurse said while taking the disinfectant water: "Okay Uncle Li, you go back early to rest, and I will go over tomorrow morning to get the empty medicine bottle." ”
"Hey, yes, yes." The old man coughed twice, turned and walked out.
After he walked out, I also walked to the door of the nurse's duty room, and looked at his back, I wanted to see if he was back to his room.
The little nurse was about to smear me with disinfectant, but I walked away, and she cried softly, "Hey! Don't run! ”
When the old man heard this, he glanced back. Seeing me standing in the doorway, he didn't say anything, turned his head again, and walked back to his room. I knew where he would have gone if I hadn't been standing at the doorway! Anyway, I definitely won't go back to my room.
Since he was not sure whether he was a human or a ghost at this time, he couldn't make a rash move. The little nurse reproached and said, "What's the matter with you?" It's still so dishonest to disinfect your wounds, what are you looking at when you stand in the corridor? ”
"I'm sorry." I smiled apologetically: "The wound is fine, I don't think there is any need to disinfect it, I'll go back first." ”
"Huh? No way! Didn't you come here to ask me for disinfection? I think you're weird? What exactly are your intentions? "It looks like if I say the wrong thing, she'll call the police right away.
In desperation, I had to sit down and ask her to disinfect me, and try to maintain a calm posture.
After the wound was bandaged, I left the nurse's room. And I also let out a long breath, I wanted to come over to save the little nurse, but I didn't expect to be misunderstood, and in order to make up excuses, I also scratched my fingers, which is really a big loss.
I walked slowly to my mother's ward, listening to the movements of the various wards along the way. Then he passed by the door of his mother's ward, came to the door of the old man's ward, and leaned his ear against the door, listening to the movement in the door. But as soon as my ears touched the door, the little nurse came out of the door of the nurse's duty room and looked at me! I had to turn around quickly and pretend to be going in the direction of the toilet.
I walked to the toilet and stood in it for a minute.
When I came out, I found that the little nurse was still standing at the door of the nurse's duty room and looking at me. In desperation, I had no choice but to return to my mother's hospital room, sit on a chair and continue reading. The old man must have returned to his ward, and the little nurse was already suspicious of me, and it seemed that I could only sit here. But it doesn't matter, I'm good hearing, and if the old man comes out of the room, I'm sure I'll be able to hear it.
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It seems that overnight, I finished reading "Yellow Runes", "Blue Runes", and "Purple Runes". In the Blue Rune Chapter, I saw the Demon Suppression Sigil. That is, after the painting, not only can it not subdue the demon.,But it will make the monster go crazy.。 After reading the book, I realized that I had drawn it backwards! Because the mirror principle was generated when I 'video' with the old liar, and according to the mirror principle, everything I saw here was flipped horizontally, so the demon slaying sigil not only did not work, but made the monster crazy! Although it was a mistake, it was also a heavy discovery.
The demon slaying sigil is actually not a cheat, but the trick is the mirror principle, and I drew it backwards.
Another day, when you have time, you should try the power of the magic slaying sigil again.
Early in the morning, the fox demon and Xu Xiaoling rushed over, and at the same time brought breakfast such as fritters and soy milk.
Just as I was eating breakfast, the mobile phone suddenly rang, took out the mobile phone and saw that it was a call from the, after answering, the asked anxiously, "Big brother, where are you?" ”
"My mom is anemic, I'm in the hospital, what's wrong?"
"Is there a TV in the hospital?!"
"Yes, we're in the senior ward."
"Then you quickly put on the TV and watch Zhuoxuan City TV Station."
"What's wrong with you? In such a hurry? I asked, frowning.
The said anxiously: "You can just watch TV, okay big brother, I'm very busy here, let's not talk about it yet." With that, the hung up the phone.
Let me watch TV? What the hell is going on? I hurriedly put down the fritters in my hand, turned on the TV in the senior ward, and found Zhuoxuan City TV Station......
Zhuoxuan City TV is broadcasting "**Into Science", which is completely an imitation of the CCTV "Approaching Science" program, at this time the hostess with small glasses is in the vernacular: "Welcome to watch this issue of "**Into Science", hello everyone, I am **Meimei. A while ago, 1,700 people suddenly died in our city, is it a plague or a haunting? Today, we have specially invited two mysterious guests to our column! First of all, Professor Brick Jiatian of Medicine is invited to the stage! Everyone's applause welcome! ”
"Papapa......" A few mocking applause rang out, and a middle-aged man with glasses walked up.
The host continued: "Next, let's once again welcome Yang Laoshi, the fortune teller of the flyover, to the stage with warm applause! ”
And then...... I saw the cheap man walking out of the backstage, wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a peachwood sword, holding a compass in his left hand, and forming a sword finger in his right hand: "Infinite Tianzun, hello host, the audience and friends in the audience and the audience in front of the TV, hello everyone!" ”
"Good! Bang Bang Bang! There was a whistling sound and applause from the audience, and the camera turned to the audience, and I found that there were several people from the Taoist Association in the audience, as well as Qingyang Taoists, who were wearing SpongeBob SquarePants clothes at this time, and were cheering hard! The few flowing hairs were all stuck to his head with sweat, and he was sweating with excitement......
Poplar...... Old wet? Flyover fortune teller brick home? Where is this? And Qingyang Daoyou, these guys are too unreliable, right? Let them deal with the ghosts in Zhuoxuan City, they actually ran to the TV station, so angry that I almost smashed the TV!
The host pressed his hands and motioned for everyone to stop applauding, and then invited the two bricks to sit on the sofa on his left and right, holding the microphone and saying: "I invited the two bricks here today just to let you explain your opinion, what happened a while ago is the plague virus?" Or is it a demon? Let's first interview Yang Laoshi, a fortune teller on the flyover. Hello Yang Laoshi. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...... Hello host, I'm sorry, I just tried the microphone. The mean man said.
The host wiped his cold sweat and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Yang Laoshi, a while ago, a large number of citizens died violently, what do you think? ”
The cheap man stammered his sword point, and said lightly: "Immeasurable Tianzun, during this period of time, there have been many ghosts and monsters gathered in Zhuoxuan City, but the Yin Qi in Zhuoxuan City has greatly increased, and some frail and sick people are affected by Yin Qi, so they will die violently." ”
Professor Tian sneered: "Pretending to be a ghost." ”
The hostess lifted her glasses and said emotionally, "Huh? Professor Tian doesn't seem to support this statement, so let's interview Professor Tian below. Professor Tian, do you have anything to say? ”
Professor Tian said: "I don't know what's going on with your show, why did you find this kind of charlatan, what he said has no scientific basis at all, it's just nonsense!" In fact, this incident is the plague virus, we have developed a special drug, ** silk capsules, specializing in the treatment of all kinds of plagues, 8,081 boxes, 12 boxes of a course of treatment, please look for ** silk brand, the city's major hospitals are sold! ”
The patted the sofa and stood up: "I actually advertised in the show, fellow Daoists, beat me to death!" ”
(One shift today, three shifts tomorrow.) )