"I don't know how capable you are, but I know that people are watching the sky, and there are gods three feet above the ground. I'm not afraid of your business, let alone your favoritism, I don't believe it, there is no place to reason in the huge underworld! After listening to Cui Yu, the little master also widened his eyes, and argued with the other party on the basis of reason.

"There are two mouths under the official word, and you can do whatever you say." "Then you will judge one and give it a try?" I didn't care how Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang stabbed me behind me, straightened my waist and grappled, and planned to break the net with the other party.

"Bring me the book of life and death." Cui Yu roared, and then snatched the book of life and death handed over by the dog-headed military advisor next to him, and after quickly flipping through a few pages, he fell on the table with a snap. Then he pointed at Nian Chu with his hand and said: "Bold Yin woman, during the Yang Realm, she hooked up everywhere and did some immoral things, according to the laws of the underworld, when you enter the fourth layer of the Evil Mirror Hell, can you hear?" "This grandson didn't look at Nian Chu because Weishenme did this, but decided to take it out of context, which is really choking.

It stands to reason that the soul of Judge Cui here is hoping to be reincarnated in a good family in the next life, and at this time, Judge Cui not only does not give reincarnation, but also sends Nian Chu to hell, which must be flawed and malicious revenge. But when the other party announced the verdict, he found that the expressions of the few of us did not change drastically, and the result was that Cui Yu and the others began to be surprised.

"Could it be that you people don't obey Master Ben's verdict?" Cui Yu raised his voice again, wanting to use this to intimidate us. This time, even Uncle Zhang Wuji couldn't stand it, and said with a smile: "We people were originally planning to go to the Evil Mirror Hell, and this is not bothering Judge Cui to announce it, but we don't know the specific time and how to go down." ”

"What?" The other party couldn't believe his ears, and estimated that since Ya became a judge, he has been in contact with those who are excessively demanding, and now he has entered the souls of us who take the initiative to go to hell, and it should be the first encounter in Ya Ping's life.

"We said we were going to the fourth hell, please set a time, and then we can pass, do you hear?" Nian Chu also mustered up his courage at this moment, and repeated Uncle Zhang's words loudly, and heard that all the ghosts in the judge's hall looked at each other.

"Good! Good! Good! Judge Cui said three good words in a row, and then with a stroke of his pen, he wrote a few words on the book of life and death, and after finishing writing, he threw the judge's pen on the table, and commanded loudly: "Come, escort these three bold fanatics who despise this official to the entrance of hell immediately, and they must go down from the first floor, and they must not directly enter the fourth layer." ”

"Thanks!" I'm just looking for a Thousand Demons and Bu Shi, if you send us directly to the fourth layer, I guess I'll have to find other exits, so it's good, once and for all.

Cui Yu found that even if he made such a vicious sentence, he couldn't deter me and the others, and he was angry that he threw the book of life and death again, and scolded and scolded, but the verdict had been handed down, and he couldn't change anything, so he turned his face away and waved his sleeves vigorously at us, which meant that we should disappear from his eyes quickly. When the ghost guards in charge of escorting Nian Chu saw this, they hurriedly pulled us out of the side door.

As soon as he went out, the four ghost pawns beside him collapsed to the ground, "Oh, big brother, what are you doing to provoke Judge Cui?" "That's right, this product is notoriously difficult to mess with, what are you doing with him?" "You tell you that your mouth is happy, but that's hell." "Otherwise, let's wait for Brother Li Hao to come back, and then re-investigate Judge Cui, maybe this matter will have to be delayed."

"I appreciate the kindness of several brothers, and we'll go on the road when we've rested enough." I clenched my fists from the four ghost pawns on the ground and immediately replied. When the four ghost pawns saw that the three of us souls had made up their minds, they immediately sighed and stood up, pinching their fingers to calculate something.

"What are you doing?" I saw that these ghost soldiers didn't plan to leave immediately, so I hurriedly asked.

"I've got a broken foot." "Oops, my stomach hurts." "I'll go in and take down the ticket from hell." "That~~That~~ Then I'll wait until you're all good." I don't know what kind of medicine these four ghost pawns are selling in the gourd, so they have made an excuse, and they refuse to leave immediately.

There was no way, I had to pull Nian Chu and chat with Uncle Zhang, waiting for these lazy donkey guys to grind and pee a lot, and then discuss the matter at hand.

This group of guys grinded and chirped for a long time, until one of the ghost soldiers took out a batch of tickets from the judge's hall, and then led the three of us souls to the next stop: the eighteenth floor of hell.

Along the way, I talked and laughed with Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang, but these four ghost pawns were so tight-mouthed that they didn't have a word more, and I guessed from time to time that these ghost pawns were going to delay time? It was difficult to ask them, so I had to follow the group and go to hell.

"Jia Shu, in fact, I think Cui Yu's acceptance of bribes is similar to that in "Journey to the West". Uncle Zhang saw that I had something on my mind, and immediately began to comfort me.

"How did you say this, why does it have anything to do with "Journey to the West" again?" I'm confused.

"You see, when the Tang monk and apprentice arrived at the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple, Rulai agreed to the Sanzang Sutra, and when the two apprentices of the Buddha asked for benefits when they failed to ask for benefits, they gave Tang Seng the wordless scriptures. When Sun Wukong and the others sued Rulai, Rulai didn't think it was too much, and said: Don't let future generations have no money to use. Tang Seng had no choice but to use the purple gold bowl given by the Tang King to give it to Ah Ao and promised: If you play the Tang King, you will be grateful. in exchange for the scripture with words. Uncle Zhang told us the story in "Journey to the West" with a smile, which means that there should be corruption everywhere.

"But I don't see it that way." I immediately refuted the other party's point of view, "The Buddha wants the purple gold bowl, but it is just for the sake of nothing, this is very early on, I heard the old monk of Guanyin Temple talk to me, so Uncle Zhang, you should have misunderstood." ”

"Oh, then I guess I misunderstood. However, Cui Yu dared to blatantly accept bribes, which is probably also an act of acquiescence from above, what do you think? Uncle Zhang didn't seem to give up, and continued to clarify his point of view.

"I can only say a little bit." I replied with a sneer, "What does that mean?" Nian Chu asked curiously.

"There are good people everywhere, and there are bad people, this is an eternal truth." After seeing Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang nodding, I suddenly thought of an interesting little paragraph, and then said: "I remember that there is a small paragraph describing Zhumadian in Henan, and I will recite a paragraph for you, but it is quite a point of view of regional attack, so it is good to have fun." ”

Seeing the urging of the two, I began to recite: "Zhumadian, the paradise on earth, the mountains and rivers are beautiful and capable. If you are lucky enough to come and go around, you will die without complaining. The first place is the station, and the women who have lost their feet are so charming. Fifty oceans play once, and it will cost you 200 yuan after shooting. If you dare to say that you won't give money, call your little brother to cut you! When I came out of the hotel to have some food, I saw a ramen restaurant, asked for the price in advance, asked for a bowl of beef noodles, and after eating the noodles, I found that the bag was missing. disappeared in the blink of an eye, hurry up and report the case one by one. The owner of the restaurant doesn't do it, take out a kitchen knife and persuade you, report the case after paying for the noodles, don't report the case if you don't have money, don't ask me weishenme, because this is Zhumadian. You are a dumb person who eats yellow lotus, and you have no choice but to walk out of the ramen restaurant. I thought what to do if I didn't have money, and suddenly someone patted you on the shoulder, turned his head and saw a face, grinned and asked what time it was, you took out your phone, and he said I want to see it myself, and after saying it, I will give you a cigarette all the time, and give you a lighter to light the cigarette. I took a sip and rolled my eyes. It's the second day of wakefulness, and my phone is not around. Look at the surroundings, now in the hospital. The nurse came to you and said that you had fainted on the side of the road, and that someone had saved you and taken you to the hospital. As soon as the nurse finished speaking, she summoned a group of big men. pressed you to the side of the bed, and the nurse on the side said to you, there has been a shortage of organs in the hospital recently, and I hope you can contribute..."

to be continued