Chapter 756: Judge Cui Yu
Although I know that Uncle Zhang Wuji and Uncle Zhang kindly reminded me, I can't get over the hurdle in my heart no matter what. It was originally a business-like process, but how could it be changed to Judge Cui, and the nature changed? I could only smile helplessly and nod at Uncle Zhang, and then joined the queue in front of me.
"Little brother, what are you preparing?" As soon as I stood up, the spirit in front of me turned around and whispered to me. I covered the brush and the pile of paper in my clothes, and asked the other party mysteriously, "What did you prepare?" ”
Unexpectedly, the other party also hid it very tightly, and asked again with little eyes dripping around: "How big of a deal do you ask Master Cui?" "Then how big of a deal are you asking for someone?" I immediately asked the other party.
"Oops, don't pretend to be garlic!" The other party cast a huge obscene look, and then said: "Those who came to find Judge Cui, who doesn't want to be reincarnated into a good family in the next life, counting on a lot of wealth, and holding a lot of power." I don't have much hobbies, I like to have a little power in the next life, so this time I am looking for Master Cui in the hope that the other party can judge me in the next life and find a family with a background, which is also human nature. ”
"You can pull it down." Before I could speak, the second soul in front of me turned his head and said disdainfully. "Why, you don't want to have a little power in your hands?" The soul who had just spoken to me asked disdainfully. "I'm too lazy to tell you." The guy dragged it on. "Humph!" The first soul glared at the other with contempt, and then continued to ask me, "What kind of family are you going to reincarnate in?" ”
"It's nothing, let's get in line." I didn't want to offend the other party, nor did I want to talk too much to this kind of scumbag, so I replied perfunctorily. "If you don't say it, you won't say it, as for pretending to be so high, who came here to find Judge Cui, which one doesn't have a plan." After the other party coldly dropped a sentence, he continued to follow the back of the team, squeezing forward. I thought of the advice given to me by Black and White Impermanence, it seems that this Judge Cui is really difficult to deal with, I have to be careful, don't go back and spoil my big things.
In this way, I followed the back of the group, watching the front in and out of all kinds of boredom, but most of them came out with smiles on their faces, and of course there were a very small number of souls, and after they came out, they began to cry and wipe their tears, and it seemed that they had not achieved what they hoped for, which was really interesting.
After a long time, it was my turn, this made me sleepy, the two eyelids seemed to be able to weigh 10,000 catties, if it weren't for Nian Chu and Uncle Zhang chatting with me, it is estimated that I would be able to sleep beautifully on the ground.
"Nian Chu!" The ghost soldiers in the judge's hall shouted outside, "Here! Nian Chu quickly replied, and then took my hand and prepared to go in. But as soon as he came to the door, he was stopped by the ghost guard who took the door.
"Which of you two is Nian Chu?" "I am." Nian Chu immediately replied, "Then what are you doing with it?" "The ghost guard of the door asked me very arrogantly." Oh, I am the envoy who accompanied Nian Chu to hell with the special approval of the King of Equal Yama, and I was accompanied by this Zhang Wuji behind me. "While speaking, I pointed to Uncle Zhang behind me." What the? It seemed that these two gatekeepers couldn't believe our identity, and immediately turned their heads to look at the ghost guards who were in charge of escorting Nian Chu. When we saw the ghost guards around us nodding, the two ghost guards who guarded the door immediately changed their faces, "I see, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, please inside, please inside!" ”
I pretended to be very deep, took Nian Chu's hand and walked in, and I was happy in my heart. You know, since I first got in line, I've been thinking about how to deal with this group of guys who want to eat and take cards. After thinking about it, I have to use the same set of methods in the world: pull the banner and pull the tiger skin! Among the people I have just seen, there are the largest official positions of the equal King of Yama, so bring the other party out and suppress the stinky and shameless officials below, I was going to give it a try, but I didn't expect the effect to be surprisingly good, but I don't know if this trick will work after meeting Judge Cui.
Finally came to the hall inside, and saw a person sitting in the center, who looked really huge, with a dog's head and toad eyes, and was wearing an official uniform of the Tang Dynasty. Next to the girl, there are also two ghost pawns with high rank, the reason why the official rank is not low is that the clothes worn by those two guys are the impression at a glance that it should be the role of a dog-headed military advisor. On both sides stood three classes of officials, holding a killing rod in their hands, one by one, yawning, anyway, there was no shape at all.
After seeing our group come in, the old man in official uniform in the center slapped the table and yelled: "What's going on, why did three souls come in at once?" ”
After hearing this, the two ghost guards who took the door looked at each other with wide eyes, and then rock-paper-scissors, the ghost pawn who lost the door, trotted to Judge Cui with a helpless face, lay on each other's ears, and whispered something.
I saw Judge Cui nodding his head while listening to the report of the doorkeeper, and after the other party finished speaking, Judge Cui grinned and pretended to be very serious and said: "Since it is taken care of by the King of Equal Yama, then let's open the net and strive for official affairs." ”
As soon as I heard what the other party said, I was quite unhappy in my heart. The net is still businesslike, how contradictory this Nima must be. To put it bluntly, I just plan to ask the little master to come up with something to honor you, but I have never seen a guy like you who stretches out his hand to ask for money, and I am really angry.
Thinking of this, I tilted my head and asked, "Are you planning to open the net, or are you planning to do business?" As soon as I finished saying this, the three squad officials on both sides and the two kobold military divisions beside Cui Yu all straightened their eyes, as if they had never seen such an arrogant guy as me.
"Hey, boy, you're crazy, don't you think that if you have the equal King Yama behind you, you won't take me Judge Cui in your eyes?" The other party asked me with a mouth full of big yellow teeth and an extremely arrogant attitude.
"No matter how crazy I am, I'm not like you, I almost didn't put my hand directly into my pocket to take out the money, what kind of official do you say you are doing?" I completely put aside the words that the two adults warned me, black and white, and began to question Cui Yu sharply.
"Boy, don't care how good you were when you were alive, but since you came to my one-third of an acre of land, you have to be under my command, and today I will let you see how capable your Uncle Cui is!" After saying this, Cui Yu changed his decadent appearance just now, and his eyes widened angrily, it seemed that he was planning to fight the little master to the end...
to be continued