It is better to ask for others than to seek yourself, and it is better to go to a woman than to go to your own wife, at least the public grain does not flow into the fields of outsiders. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info After I learned about the things of the Yang and the Yin woman, the concept of the Yin woman has been imprinted in my heart, rather than risking my life to find the Yang in the active crater, it is better to find a Yin woman, not only enjoy the cool and crooked of Wushan clouds and rain, but also absorb the nine yin ghosts, why not?

After giving myself a comfort, my heart is light, and I can pack my clothes tomorrow and go back to see my parents during the eleventh day.

I bought a ticket for Thursday morning, and on Wednesday night, Lu Slut asked me out and said that he invited me to drink, probably after I was overshadowed by the smiling ghost, in terms of wine and meat, give me a compensation!

Lu slut, who has a compensatory mentality, is really bleeding heavily tonight, among the four drugs of eating, drinking, prostitution, and gambling, only the prostitute did not dare to do it, and the rest was tasted again.

When I came back in the evening, I met Zhang Siyi in the student apartment building, and after she took one look at me, she left with a complicated expression. At this time, Lu Slut gave me a Buddha bead wearing a red rope, "You are in the year of yin life this year, and it is easy to meet ghosts in your life, this Buddha bead is given to me by the master, and it has the effect of warding off all evils and amulets, so you can wear it."

I listened to Lu Slut's words and put it on, but later, I heard my uncle say that anyone who fell into the Nine Yin Ghost Qi became fragrant and sweet in the eyes of the ghost, which was similar to the Tang monk meat in the eyes of the monster. It is said that after the Nine Yin Ghost Qi is absorbed by other ghosts, its ghost power will increase greatly, and it will appear during the day, and walking in the sun will not be affected by anything.

Wearing Buddha beads, I returned to the dormitory on the first floor, thinking that Zhang Siyi and the person named Zhao Jinhong must drink some qi-replenishing pills, otherwise, there will be a serious illness.

I have Zhang Siyi's phone number, but Zhao Jinhong doesn't know about it, but thinking that her father is the chairman, it doesn't matter if she is a little sick, I'll call to remind Zhang Siyi!

Just when I called, "I'm cheap, I'm cheap, I'm cheap......" The phone rang, and when I looked, Banhua Zhang Siyi actually called me, wouldn't it be that he had tasted my *** and wanted to feel strong and powerful again!

"Hey", the phone was connected, but Zhang Siyi was silent.

"Zhang Dabanhua, if you don't speak, I'll hang up."

"Hou Yuan, thank you for saving me!"

"Hey, don't say that, as long as it was someone at the time, it would save you, but your mouth work is really good, my ** hurts now!" Damn, talking to a class flower, ** or something, I suddenly felt a little obscene.

When Zhang Siyi heard this, she said for a long time, "Then I'll accompany you to the hospital to have a look"! Uh, it's a bit exciting to let a beautiful woman accompany me to watch *** late at night, but I refused!

"Zhang Dapanhua, in this way, you come down and find some Chinese medicine to drink to replenish qi and gallbladder, otherwise you will get seriously ill!"

"Well, thank you, Hou Yuan, people will listen to you!"

My mother, the word "people" has come out, but if you really listen to me, and my one, it must be quite ecstatic, but I don't dare to say it.

After making the call, the five beasts in the dormitory actually poked their heads out of the quilt and asked me and Zhang Siyi what was going on, especially when I said keywords such as oral work and **, I was quickly made up by these beasts' brains, and asked me if my posture was sultry, and if the live stick was not good? I immediately said righteously, "What posture is not good, Zhang Siyi and I are just pure classmates, not as you think, a group of filthy and obscene guys, Lao Tzu despises you!" The five beasts said in unison, "Cut!" "The paralyzed are despised.

I was so tired this night, if it weren't for the alarm clock at seven o'clock in the morning, I guess I would still be in the bed, enjoying the rare warmth.

I washed up in a daze, and said goodbye to the beasts.

At the station, I actually saw Zhang Siyi, her face was pale, like a postpartum hemorrhage, but she didn't seem to see me.

With a small satchel on my lap and mp3 music in my headphones, I craned my neck and began to fall asleep.

In the evening, when I reversed and got home, it was already half past nine in the night, and it was Goldfish who took me home, and he rode a 125 and drove away at a high speed.

When I got home, I smelled the smell of dry sausages!

"Mom, Dad, I'm back," he said, opening my small room and putting my satchel inside.

"Yuan Yuan, come here", it is very rare that my father actually asked me to sit on the sofa and put down the purple sand cup that I had been holding in my hand.

"Dad, what's wrong, what's wrong?" I asked blandly.

"Your uncle said you cleaned up the unclean things in the school?" Dad yelled with hatred!

It's the first time I've seen my dad, pulling the green tendons on his neck, making such a big fire. I'm also very aggrieved in my heart, I'm willing to meet those ghostly things?

I kept my head down and didn't speak. Dad also vented for a while and said, "Yuanyuan, your mother and I don't want you to do anything, we just think that you will be free of illness and disaster, go to a better university, have a job in the future, and then marry a daughter-in-law and live a good life." But why are you disobedient? Your third master, your uncle, it's because of this road, this craft, that you are doing it now, alas......"

"Okay, old man, don't say it, the baby just came back, let him hurry up and eat!" Mom changed the persuasion beside her.

I secretly thanked my mother in my heart, but my father called, "Hey, big brother, Yuanzi is back, my family fried several dishes tonight, you call the goldfish, and our brothers have two cups!" ”

I silently ate the dry sausage, and secretly speculated in my heart, "It seems that this is going to be a three-class trial, and I wouldn't have come back if I knew this." ”

Uncle came faster than I expected, it would normally take eight minutes to travel, but now it only takes five minutes.

After the goldfish and the uncle came, they said hello to my parents, and then squeezed my eyebrows and winked.

I ignored the hints given to me by the goldfish, and quickly sat down the uncle.

Sure enough, after eating a few bites of food, I poured a glass of wine for the uncle, and the uncle drank my wine, but began to talk about me, "Yuanzi, my good friend, the old monk Zhiyuan, called me and said that you and his apprentice Lu Guan have done a few good things to accumulate merit." Things are good things, it's just that Uncle is worried about how you will go in the future. ”

I thought in my heart that I would ask the uncle to calculate the yin woman for me, but I didn't speak, so I quickly made the appearance of a good baby and listened to the uncle's decomposition.

"Well, tonight in front of your parents, I will talk about our industry, our Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, and various teachings from other countries, these things are defined from people's beliefs, and I won't talk about the rest.

Our Mr. Yin and Yang line. Before he completed his studies, our Mr. Yin and Yang was known as 'Xiucai to learn Yin and Yang, haha laugh', but once you have passed Yin and Yang, it will be different, learning the Tao can be fascinating, and learning Yin and Yang can also be fascinating. Confucianism says that there is no end to learning, and we Taoists also have a saying that there is no end to the Tao. In addition, this year is your ghost year, and you will meet ghosts three times, and each time you meet the ghosts, the source is getting bigger and bigger. If you don't know how to do both, then there will definitely be a bloody disaster. Some people may say that this is superstition, then these days, the second child, Yuanzi will be superstitious with me for a few days, whether there is or not, learn a few tricks in the future, and you can also be in trouble! ”

As soon as I heard the uncle say this, I understood in my heart, it seems that the uncle knows about the nine yin ghosts in me. When my father and mother heard my uncle say this, it was hard to refute it, after all, my uncle was an old bachelor and had no children or daughters. As soon as he refutes it, he may turn over the shame of "single" in the uncle's heart.

Mom and Dad agreed, this meal, uncle, goldfish, I, I can let go of my belly and eat.