Forced by the uncle's taboo, after I finished eating that night, the uncle said, "Get up early tomorrow morning, go to my bamboo forest, and I will tell you about yourself." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I nodded hurriedly.

Uncle left, but my parents let me sit on the edge of the sofa and started a husband and wife duet, which probably meant that I should not learn those feudal superstitious thoughts, but arm my mind with scientific knowledge, and gave many examples, what oil pot to make money is glacial acetic acid in it, and ghost fire is the spontaneous combustion of phosphorus in nature when it meets air......

The old couple said a lot, and as their son, I quickly stood up and expressed my determination to use scientific knowledge to benefit all mankind.

I know that my statement can't reassure my parents, but what can they do if they are not at ease at the moment, do I want to let myself have the Nine Yin Ghost Qi in my body, and I can't tell them about the Zhou Gong Ceremony with ordinary women, so that they fall into anxiety, that's not my style.

After a day of driving, eating, and soaking my feet, I felt really fucking tired, feeling the warmth of the kang, and I couldn't help but think that my first long vacation from college started on this kang.

At half past six the next day, I washed up, said a word to my parents, and rushed to my uncle's house.

The vermilion lacquer gate of the uncle's house has been opened, and next to the bamboo forest next to the gate, Brother Yu'er is practicing the five bird operas with the uncle.

I didn't learn the Five Birds Opera, so I had to practice the Eight Duanjin that Yu Xuzi taught me. While I was practicing Baduanjin, I glanced at my uncle out of the corner of my eye and found that he actually admired my Baduanjin. Encouraged by the uncle's eyes, I actually played for two hours this time today.

When the action is matched with this mantra, "Raise your head and hold up the three cokes; The left liver and right lung are like shooting eagles; the eastern spleen is a single support and the western stomach; Five labors review seven injuries; The eel swings its tail and breathes the heart; The hands and feet are fixed at the waist; The size of the five organs is facing the heavens; After the exercise, the warm current on the navel appeared again, and it was already nine o'clock in the morning.

After eating the breakfast without pesticides and fertilizers, the uncle grabbed my left hand after watching me finish eating, and looked at it carefully for a while, "Zhiyuan old bald donkey didn't lie to me, it seems that the Nine Yin ghost qi has really entered the body, this Yin and Yang technique, Yuanzi can't learn it." After the uncle finished talking to himself, he went to his back room, and after a while, he took a blue-purple book with a thread-bound book, I looked at the traditional Chinese characters on it, this book was originally called "Yin and Yang Wanfa Secret", mother, this book title, really fucking pretending, and Wanfa Machine? The thickness of the book is less than a hundred, and it can contain 10,000 spells, so coax the ghost to go, right?

I was about to take the book from my uncle, but Brother Yu'er took the lead, read a few pages, and said, "Master, isn't this the book I memorized last year, you want Xiao Yuanzi to read it?" ”

"Well, this nephew of mine seems to be your junior brother in the future!" After the uncle finished speaking, he gave Brother Yu'er a look.

After Brother Yu'er got this look, he got up and went back to the hall.

"Xiao Yuanzi, uncle will tell you about our business! Mr. Yin and Yang's business is now in decline. If you walk in society, you will meet a lot of self-proclaimed Mr. Yin and Yang, it is estimated that nine out of ten are liars, alas, it is not easy to practice, practice is hard, and practice will suffer in vain. Uncle is in his fifties in this life, and he is just getting started! I looked at the sad look on my uncle's face, thinking that the cultivation time was so long, it was the level of entry, and I couldn't help but feel a sudden suddenness in my heart.

After talking for less than five minutes, Brother Yu'er came over, "Master, the incense case is all set!" ”

"Yes, it's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, today you will worship under my door, learn the two-handed yin and yang arts, and defend yourself!"

I laughed to myself, "It's quite formal!" ”

The three pillars were fragrant, and the uncle said to the portrait on the main hall, "Master Zu is above, today the disciple Sun Hou Kuijun, bring Sun Yuan to worship my Seven Treasures Temple, and look at Master Zu Mingjian!" "After speaking, the three of us bowed to the end, and then, we will give tea to Uncle and Brother Yu'er, who will let the three of them, my generation is the smallest, and the entry is the latest.

After the tea, the uncle began to tell me about the inheritance of their Yin and Yang Mr. faction, and I learned that the uncle originally had a heel, the uncle's master was called Jiujizi, and the uncle's master was called Danyangzi, and their inheritance originated in Kunlun Mountain, a Taoist temple called Qibaoguan. This Taoist temple, from Danyangzi, Jiujizi to Dabo, is all in one line. I can't imagine that it has been carried forward in the hands of the uncle now, at least it is a double lineage, after all, there are two apprentices, me and Brother Yu'er.

Because the uncle was worried about my Jiuyin ghostly spirit, after the tea, he immediately passed on the art to me and Brother Yu'er in the bamboo forest.

From the formula, mudra, and the hour, taboos, five elements, and even Chinese herbal medicine, body acupuncture points, topography and dragon veins, anyway, I can say whatever I think of, and Brother Yu'er is dizzy, I am much stronger than Brother Yu'er, at least I listen to it with relish, and I also draw inferences, and I also made some notes with some keywords in the lesson plan, and this note is the material I came down to sort out.

I didn't go home at noon, and I ate Houttuynia bibimbap made by Brother Yu at my uncle's house, the taste was so refreshing!

It is said that Xiuzhen does not know the years and months, and one afternoon, I was in the hall to read the "Yin and Yang Ten Thousand Laws Secret", and I forgot the time, and when I had lunch, the book was finished.

After eating the noodles in three or five times, I hurried up to read the rest of the content on the book, it was already dark, my mother called me to urge me to go home, and I took away the "Yin and Yang Ten Thousand Law Secrets".

In my small room at night, I memorized mantras and charms. One night, I was reciting the Analects in college.

I really didn't have any energy, so I fell asleep on the pillow with my clothes. Early the next morning, my parents took a hoe and went to the back of the house, where there were more than 300 square meters of ground to grow wheat. I also wanted to help, but my parents said that this little land was not enough for them to be busy.

If you don't work in the field, you will go to your uncle's house to learn art.

Just as I was crossing the side of the road, Uncle Li's grandson was lying on a tricycle, and the person next to me said that Uncle Li's grandson, Li Xiaoyi, had fainted and hurried to the town health center for first aid. It just so happened that the uncle was also checking on the side, but his face was like eating stool.

This kid fainted, I think it's a commonplace trivial thing, but this afternoon, after the uncle showed me a few handprints, I was in a mood, and the expression was obviously not in the state, and I didn't want to ask.

When I went home at night, I heard my mother say, "According to the health center, your Uncle Li's grandson has a heart rhythm disorder and a fever of 40 degrees, and the most important thing is that his face is no different from a dead person." The problem is that I can't find out what's wrong, and now I have to transfer to the county hospital. ”

When I heard this, I secretly wondered in my heart, "It can't be ......"

Early the next morning, just when I arrived at the uncle's house, the old bachelor suddenly said, "I don't study today, you go and tell the filial piety of the master, if you want your grandson to live, hurry up and pull the baby back, otherwise there will be no chance." ”

I didn't have a head and no brains to transfer what my uncle said to Uncle Li word for word, but this old man, without saying a word, ordered a small noodle and went to the county hospital.

The afternoon dinner was eaten at Uncle Li's house, and at the same time, I also understood that Li Xiaoyi was hit by the "Eight Characters and Seven Needles", which is an evil art and a thing that harms people's lives.

"Eight characters and seven needles, what the hell is going on?" I asked my uncle.

"These eight characters and seven needles, first write the victim's name and eight characters on red, yellow and white paper with cinnabar, and then tie a wheat straw man or a wooden man, hiding the victim's personal supplies, and then wrap the straw man with a paper written on the name of the eight characters, a dog tooth, pierce the straw man's head, and pierce the straw man's seven orifices with a steel needle every day, and then recite the mantra, one needle for seven days, seven needles for forty-nine, but after forty-six, the victim will be unconscious, after forty-nine days, that is, the soul is scattered, the skin and bones, and the Daluo immortal is difficult to save."

"Killing people invisibly, so ruthless", I said very unfairly.

"Well, people who generally use eight characters and seven needles, it stands to reason that it is a deep feud in the sea of blood, besides, do our business, everyone has their own art, grievances and hatreds, others don't interfere, otherwise it is a feud, the problem is, this person actually wants the life of the little baby, then I can't ignore it when I see it."

Hearing my uncle say this, I also understand that the yin and yang industry is not simple. Just when I was stunned, "Yuan Yuan, go and touch the top of Xiaoyi's head to see if it is cold, and whether the ears, eyes, nose, and mouth are very hot?" ”

I nodded.

"Look at it again, is there a pit at the top of the head?"

I took a look and found that the top of Xiaoyi's head was swollen, but in the center of the swelling, there was really a pit, and it was cold to the touch, mother, swollen meat bun, and it would collapse in the middle, so evil? I thought to myself.