"Maoshan disciples are super / memories / crotch / toilet paper, pious thanks to the three mountains and five mountains, five lakes and four seas, the whole world, all the immortals, descend to the dish to sit down,"

"Poof!" Almost at the same time, the four of them spurted out a mouthful of blood, and instantly stained the board red.

At the same time, the plates on the board moved quickly several times, and when they were connected, it was "If you have the ability, you continue to send." ”

"It's going to be worse." Memories clutched his chest and said, "You still have to say this, even the blind can see it." Toilet paper replied hatefully.

"Ben Nima is arguing, hurry up and find a way." Chaochao seems to be in a hurry, but there is no good way.

"My chest hurts." The answer of the pants is still so strange.

The dish seemed to have broken away from the control of several people, and began to move non-stop, and Deng Cuicui on the side read every word in horror as the plate landed: "You forcibly dragged my spirit over to answer your questions, if you can't let my spirit find a suitable container, you can use something from each of you to pay for all the questions I just answered." Who am I? I'm a trading messenger. ”

"What is a trading messenger?" Chaochao can't figure out which way this is a god or a ghost even if he wants to break his head.

"Don't look at me, I haven't heard of it." The pants glared at Chaochao angrily and replied, "Who looks at you so much, I can't do it with a strained neck." "These two people are really enemies in their previous lives, and they pinch each other as soon as they meet.

"You two stop pinching, when is this happening, really." Memories were speechless for both of them.

"Look, the saucer is moving again!" The toilet paper pointed tangled at the board, and everyone stopped bickering and watched the plate move quickly on the board again.

As for the trading messenger, the sloppy old man explained it to us like this, of course, he said it a little awkwardly, and I simply translated it.

The trading messenger is a kind of monster that makes a trade with humans, using the curiosity of satisfying human beings, to exchange for reciprocal things, in this incident, the trading messenger is to answer these people's questions, in exchange for being able to have a body in the human world, if these four little Taoists can not meet this condition, then use the life of these little Taoists to compensate.

And the most infuriating thing is how to determine the value of the problem, which is completely determined by the transaction messenger, some difficult questions may be worth a peach to him, and some simple questions need the other party to know at the cost of his life. In short, I feel that the rules formulated by this girl are completely based on its personal mood, and there is no so-called clear price, Nima, and the price bureau does not know how to manage it. If he is in a good mood, you ask a hundred questions, and he will charge you the price of cabbage, and if he is in a bad mood, you can ask him what his name is, and this kind of simple question may cost your whole family life in exchange.

That is to say, the trading messenger does not play cards according to the rules at all, which is the most terrible, and what is even more terrible is that you don't know what to take in exchange for the other party's answer, and often after you ask the question, it also answers you, you will know that this is a price, this Nima is too hateful. Therefore, since I listened to the sloppy Taoist's narration, I have never touched the Dish Fairy and the Pen Fairy.

This time, Saucer Xian'er's instruction was "Give you another stick of incense time to consider." ”

Although it was winter, it was freezing outside, but these little Taoist priests and Deng Cuicui were all in a cold sweat, because they knew that if they couldn't satisfy the trading messenger within the time of a stick of incense, what kind of thing would the other party do, it was really shocking to think of it.

In fact, if the trading envoy made it clear that he couldn't give him what he wanted, it would cost the life of these people, and this group of little Taoist priests and Deng Cuicui would not be so afraid, the key is that the trading messenger knows too well the fear of the unknown in human beings, so he didn't pick out and tell this group of people how he would treat them, but let them think wildly, which is a bit too damaging.

These people really fell for the trading messenger, and Chaochao was afraid that the trading messenger would ask for his little brother, or make himself impotent, so he trembled with fear; The crotch of his pants was afraid that the trade messenger would make him obscene, so he was so frightened that his face turned pale; Memories are afraid of losing their future fortunes.,From a bitter dick to a senior bitter dick.,When I think of this,I'm so scared that the memories are about to cry; Toilet paper was even more outrageous, he was afraid that he would get hemorrhoids, and he would make a fuss and become everyone's laughing stock, so he kept covering the chrysanthemum with the remaining hand. It is relatively normal for Deng Cuicui to be afraid of losing her father.

This is the same as a joke I have seen, a peasant woman carrying a basket of eggs into the city to sell, in a secluded place, suddenly appeared three big men, the peasant woman to OOXX, after the end, the three losers fled, the peasant woman got up and patted the dust on her body, disdainfully said: "Just for this? I scared my mother to death, and I thought they were going to snatch my eggs. ”

None of the things that these little Taoists are afraid of are reliable, to put it bluntly, they care about it, they put the cart before the horse, or they are vanity, maybe they are, maybe they are not, anyway, I personally feel that the things that these little Taoists care about are quite unreliable.

Just as the saucer moved again, a loud shout came from not far away: "Who dares to run rampant in Maoshan Mountain." ”

It was not someone else who spoke, it was Deng Ziming who returned from the treasury. This is also a coincidence, Deng Ziming had nothing to do during the day, so he made a hexagram, the hexagram was like a big murderer, which made Deng Ziming very entangled, so he laid out the original array of the eight directions, that is, the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Universe Flood Formation, and invited Sanmao Zhenjun in the array, predicting that there might be abnormalities in Maoshan tonight, and when he asked again, Sanmao Zhenjun had already left.

Deng Ziming didn't dare to hold it up, after all, he could not ignore the big murder in Maoshan, that is, on his own land, so he rushed to the treasury in the back mountain, intending to find out some magic weapons left over from the Maoshan Sect in the past dynasties, so as to need it from time to time.

I didn't just start looking for it, but my daughter came over, but I had no choice but to arrange for my daughter to go back first, inevitably with a few more words, and then continue to look in the warehouse.

After spending most of the night, I found out a few things that were quite handy, and after taking them with me, I was ready to return to my residence and wait for the arrival of the great murder.

Just walked half the way back, I found that there was an evil aura against the sky in front of me, enveloping Maoshan in its entirety, and the shocked Deng Ziming was so hung and fell, what is this Nima, he can actually enter Maoshan Mountain, and it is revealed with such fanfare, it is really no one who deceives me Maoshan. So he stepped up his steps and came to the place where Chaochao and others invited the Disc Immortal.

When he saw that his daughter was also among them, Deng Ziming couldn't help but be angry, so he shouted, and he was ready to fight to the death with the trading messenger.

to be continued