"Is there any mistake, it was actually beheaded at the same time." The toilet paper didn't take it seriously, but it was also very awkward, so it was the first to speak.

"Who the hell is making such a joke, it's not funny at all." Memories seem to have found a very good reason to keep their hearts at peace.

"If you want to die, you can't die with someone like Chaochao." The pants seem to only dwell on this matter, ignoring the fact that they will die.

"Who died with you, you want to be beautiful." Chaochao seems to think more beautifully, if you want to die, you have to die on the belly of a girl, die with the crotch of your pants, vomit

These four little Taoist priests didn't know that a few years later, they would really be beheaded together under the banner of the Soul Attracting Banner, but that was a long time later

"Seriously, who was making trouble just now?" Memories felt that the joke was a little too loud, so he said as he tried to pull his fingers back from the plate.

"Oops, I can't get my hand back." The memories are so surprising, how is this possible?

"I can't pull my fingers back." The pants also found this problem.

"Mine too." The toilet paper didn't run away, "You just fool me, yo!" It's quite similar. Hey, I can't take it down. Chaochao first said to everyone very calmly, and when he found that his fingers were also stuck to the plate, cold sweat flowed down Ya's forehead.

"Who are you?" It was only at this time that the hearts of these little Taoist priests began to be completely fearful, and this question couldn't help but appear in their hearts at the same time, but they were quick to say it for the first time.

The dish first shook a few times, and then quickly moved to the word "I", giving everyone the feeling that it should be a question sentence, "I? ”

"Who are you?" Chao Chao also began to pay attention to this question, although the other two little Taoist priests did not say, but they probably also wanted to know the answer, so several people sat there quietly, waiting for Saucer Xian'er's answer.

Disc Xian'er felt that these people rarely asked a question at the same time, so after a short period of calm, they began to move quickly, and these little Taoist priests hurriedly read out the words of the saucer moving one by one, "you", "we", "eyes", "in", "demons", "its", "he", "life", "things", "Buddha".

A few little Taoist priests gasped, knowing that this time it was too big, and invited a guy who couldn't be provoked, but at this time, except for Deng Cuicui, no one's fingers could leave the plate, and the anxious people were scratching their ears and cheeks, but there was nothing they could do.

"Let's try to ask it to leave." Toilet paper thought of a very haode way, after all, the dish fairy can be sent if you can ask for it.

"Agreed." Chaochao was the first to agree, and the remaining two also nodded, and even Deng Cuicui, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, expressed support for these senior brothers to send away the current Disc Xian'er, which shows that they were really scared this time.

At this moment, I saw that the saucer began to move rapidly again, and everyone connected the words and said "I will not go back".

After reading it, it was so suspenseful that these little Taoist priests were scared to pee their pants, and Deng Cuicui didn't know where the courage came from, so she shouted: "I'll go find my father." ”

A few little Taoist priests instantly saw the light, saw hope, what punishment and the like, they had already been thrown out of the clouds, and at this time, I couldn't wait for Deng Ziming to arrive immediately and rescue them.

Deng Cuicui didn't wait to run, she felt that her legs were weak, and she fell to the ground, and everyone looked at Deng Cuicui in horror, and Deng Cuicui, who was sitting on the ground, pouted and said: "I don't have any strength in my body, and I can't move." ”

The small flame that had just ignited hope was ruthlessly trampled out with Deng Cuicui's words, and it was not until this moment that these people completely understood the sentence "It is easy to please God!" ”

Speaking of which, I have to add that many readers have consulted me, saying that they want to buy some jade Buddha statues, or invite some Buddhist shrines to go home, and I have always advised them to dispel this idea, in the final analysis, it is this sentence "It is easy to please God, but it is difficult to send God." ”

What I remember most clearly is that when I was a child, there was a neighbor near my house, who was very religious, and worshiped dozens of Buddhas, as well as Baojia Xian, Grandma Hu San and other gods.

Every time I enter her house, my heart is very uncomfortable, I can't say how it is uncomfortable, anyway, it's uncomfortable, and it's not just me who feels this way, many peers who have been to her house say it's uncomfortable. Some have headaches, some have chest tightness, and although the symptoms are different, they are all uncomfortable.

It stands to reason that after enshrined so many immortals, the family will be safe, but there are a lot of things in her family, today she is sick, tomorrow is a work accident, and then she loses money or something, and then the family moved away, and after having contact, I heard that her child is taking drugs, which is really sad.

Some readers may say that this must be a sin in the previous life, but my opinion is that there are so many immortals worshiped in vain, and at the critical moment, you have to rely on yourself, otherwise you will rely on the mountains and mountains, and rely on the water to dry up, after all, it is a sentence "It is better to ask for others than for yourself." ”

Therefore, I am here to warn those readers and friends who would rather believe it, if you can not invite these immortals, try not to invite, even if it is me, sometimes I can't figure out which gods do what, take Pixiu as an example, they all say that this is the ninth son of the dragon, only eat and not pull, the most suitable for wealth, but you must know that according to the different materials, Pixiu also has differences.

The main yin and yang harmony of the old jade Pixiu is aimed at the imbalance of yin and yang, according to the wearer's physique, looking for different old jade Pixiu, which can ensure good health;

The wooden Pixiu is mainly thick and thin, especially suitable for the primitive accumulation stage of the people, there is no obvious effect in the initial wearing, and it needs to be worn for several years to experience the ability of this Pixiu;

After all, the body is the capital of the revolution, and sleep directly determines whether the body is healthy, so wearing this kind of Pixiu can help sleep, at least weakly improve the quality of sleep.

Obsidian Pixiu master rights, generally mixed in officialdom, it is best to wear Pixiu of this material, which is conducive to enhancing interpersonal relationships and improving their own image. It's just that there are too many fakes, and this is really helpless.

There are many kinds of Pixiu materials, so I won't explain them all here.

Pixiu alone can be subdivided into dozens of kinds, not to mention others, therefore, unless you particularly understand the culture and connotation of the gods invited, don't easily invite some immortals back, unless you want to have nothing to do.

"No matter, let's start sending God, I don't believe it, can I still send it away?" The crotch of the pants is also angry, so if it is good to talk about it, let's use strong measures.

After finishing speaking, the crotch of his pants looked at the rest of the senior brothers, and found that this proposal was tacitly approved by everyone, so he raised his left hand at everyone, and after one, two, three, everyone began to pinch the mantra and prepare to send the dish fairy away.

to be continued