"Crotch, don't move." Chaochao first suspected that the crotch was making it bad, after all, among these brothers, the crotch belonged to the guy who looked like a bad guy.

"I'm Ciao, you're a thief shouting to catch a thief, when did I move." The crotch of his pants replied tangledly, but his fingers were still on the plate, because after inviting the fairy family, he rashly took his fingers away, which was a big disrespect, and the fairy family was very angry, and the consequences were very serious!

"Okay, okay, don't quarrel when you two are together, let me state first, I definitely didn't move, what about you?" Memories first persuaded and then brushed himself off, and Zuihou pointed the finger at toilet paper.

"The conscience of heaven and earth, if anyone moves just now, whoever will be thundered five times a day." The toilet paper doesn't seem to move, otherwise it would be impossible to make such a vicious oath, you must know that for a Taoist priest, it is equivalent to a catastrophe, and it is really urgent to make this kind of poisonous oath.

These four people, you look at me, I look at you, although it is winter, they are all sweating, because everyone knows each other's psychology, if we don't move, then there is only one possibility - really invite Xianjiaxi.

"What are you doing?" Thirteen-year-old Deng Cuicui came out of the grass at some point.

"Little junior sister, just look at it, don't come here." The memory reacted the fastest, if this matter was stabbed by the little junior sister to the master, several of them would not be able to eat and walk around.

"Little junior sister, why don't you come over and play with your junior brothers?" The super super absolute bad guy made it clear that he wanted to pull Deng Cuicui into the water.

"Little junior sister, don't listen to Chaochao, you look at his obscene appearance, he is not a good person at first glance." It is the crotch that speaks more obscene than Chaochao.

"Okay, don't talk about it, little junior sister, you can see a few senior brothers play an interesting game for you." Sanitary napkins are still used in the form of seduction.

"Okay, okay, you guys play, I'm watching." Deng Cuicui didn't care much, just now she went to the back mountain to find his father, it seems that Deng Ziming was looking for something in the warehouse, after finding Deng Ziming, Deng Ziming asked Deng Cuicui to go back first, and after finding what he was looking for, he would go back. As a result, on the way back to Deng Cuicui, she saw a candle flickering here, so she followed the faint light of the fire.

"Then let's get started." Toilet paper is the oldest, and among the senior brothers, he is considered a senior brother, so he asked everyone.

"Then I'll ask first." Chaochao can't wait, and he finally went down the mountain to come back to this object, so he must ask himself first.

Everyone didn't say anything, and stared at Chaochao together, which means that there is a fart to release quickly.

"How many wives can I marry in the future?" After Chaochao's first question was asked, this brother was so dizzy. You don't ask so many unknown questions, but you ask yourself how many wives you have, and you're too.

But before everyone's disdainful eyes drifted over, they saw the plate in their hands begin to move slowly. First stop at the position of the word "one", and then slowly move to the position of the word "one" again, and the combination is one.

"Ziao, I am such a handsome and chic, beautiful man in the wind in Yushu, do I have a wife in this life? You have to have a few lovers or something. Chao Chao muttered dissatisfied.

At this time, something even stranger happened, only to see that the saucer under everyone's fingers began to move again, first moving to the word "have", then moving to the word "love", and then moving to the word "person", zuihou stopped at the top of the number "two". Connected is "there are two lovers", which roughly means that in addition to his wife, Chaochao has two lovers in this life.

"That's pretty much it." Chaochao seems to be very satisfied with this result, he is not afraid of exhausting people, hey, it really responds to the sentence "Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic." ”

Actually, I originally planned to write for thirteen lives, for thirteen deaths, and for thirteen hard life; Suffer thirteen losses, go to thirteen, zuihou die on thirteen; Horizontal criticism: extremely painful! But I'm afraid of being harmonized, and I understand the top one.

"It's my turn, it's my turn." The toilet paper didn't give up at all, and immediately yelled that it was their turn.

"Hurry up and ask, grinding and chirping like a girl." Because the crotch didn't grab the second place, he said with some dissatisfaction.

"Can I be a coach?" The official addiction to toilet paper is very big, and he actually covets Deng's self-named position as the head of the teacher.

I saw that the plate on the board moved again, first stopping at the word "no", and then standing still on the word "can". Together, it means "can't".

"Damn, I'm so talented and smart, my bones are amazing, I almost don't have three flowers at the top, I am definitely a rare Taoist talent in a hundred years, and it is not my turn to be the master, it is really unreasonable." Toilet paper muttered angrily.

"Then who among us can be the head coach?" Just before the crotch was about to ask, the toilet paper rushed to ask again, and the intention was obvious, if it could be predicted, he would hurry up and get a good relationship with the future coach, it was really delicious than dumplings, and it was smarter than toilet paper, haha!

The words of the Disc Immortal's stay this time were "all", "no" and "yes", which made everyone present begin to be depressed.

"Ask some useless questions, and I'll ask, who is the most handsome among us?" It seems that this question has been bothering pants for years, because he has always thought that he is handsome, quite handsome, and that is very, very handsome, so he asked a more useless question.

This time, Diexian's answer is too interesting, it is still three words, "all", "is" and "well". Deng Cuicui on the side is more than daxiao.

"Who's the most obscene?" Since you can't ask who is the most handsome, then at least know who is the most obscene, anyway, the idea of pants is really different from ordinary people.

The saucer continued to move rapidly, this time the words were "half", "jin", "eight" and "two", after seeing these words, Deng Cuicui smiled so much that her stomach hurt.

"Tell me about a few of you losers, let me tell you what you are good at, look at what kind of question you are asking, ah! It's really enough, Diexian, when will I be rich? When I asked a more vulgar question, I saw that the saucer began to move from the word "two", and stopped twice, the first time at the word "poor", and the second time at the word "forced", and I was so angry that my face turned green when I recalled.

"Who is making such a joke with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is fighting with you." Here the memories shouted angrily, and the rest of the people were so red that they didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear that the memories would play with their lives.

In this chapter, I laugh at the beginning, these little Taoist priests asked some trivial questions, therefore, I designed some questions and answers according to the personality characteristics of the reader, you can read it, don't take it seriously, if there are similarities, you are plagiarism!

to be continued