It was when Deng Cuicui was thirteen years old, and the disciples of Maoshan invited the incredible Saucer Immortal, and Deng had no choice but to clean up the story of the Saucer Immortal

Originally, the Saucer Immortal was not included in the forbidden spells in Maoshan, but it was because of this incident that the Saucer Immortal's technique of supporting the beggar became one of the forbidden techniques in Maoshan.

In fact, to put it bluntly, I didn't complain about the four little Taoist priests at that time, after all, they all have curiosity.

The cause of the incident is that at the beginning of the new year, a small Taoist priest went to pray for the blessing of a large family under the mountain, and happened to see an object of the dish fairy on the table of the household.

The owner of this house also saw that this little Taoist priest had a soft spot for the objects of the Saucer Immortal, so after giving him the salary, he rewarded him with the set of objects of the Saucer Immortal. It's bad for this little Taoist priest, think about it, a fourteen or five-year-old child, every day on the mountain with a pure heart and few desires, meditating, there is nothing to play, let alone anything to do, this time can be regarded as encountering a new thing, and the other party also gave it to him for free, can he not be so beautiful that the big snot bubbles flow out?

So, after thanking the owner of the house, the little Taoist priest put the board and plate in a proper place, and returned to the mountain in a hurry.

That night, this little Taoist priest and a few of his fellow disciples began to study the objects of the Saucer Immortal, and studied and studied, and these dolls were ready to give it a try to see if they could invite the Saucer Immortal.

I also said in my article just now that if it is an ordinary person playing Disc Immortal, there is a chance that it will not succeed, unless you choose the right time, that is, the moment when the yin qi is heavier, and among these people who play, there must be people with a negative physique, plus these people who play Disc Immortal have a certain foundation, not the first time to play, the above points can be said to be indispensable.

But this time it's different, this time several people are Taoists, regardless of their age, they are majoring in this area. This is a bit similar to ordinary players who play games, amateur players and professional players, who have never played Disc Immortal, or who don't play often, belong to ordinary players, often play, but those who don't take this as their main business are amateur players, as for this group of little Taoists, all of them are professional players.

Although this group of little Taoist priests is also the first time to come into contact with the new object of the Saucer Immortal, after all, the foundation of the people is there, they know how to invite God, and they know how to restrain the yang energy, and they can calculate what yin and yang time, that is, the time of the five rats and the sun, which are incomparable to ordinary players and amateur players.

In order to ensure that they can succeed at one time, these little Taoists can be said to have a clear division of labor, a little Taoist stayed in the room to calculate the best time, and two little Taoists began to look for a place with heavy yin qi in the back mountain, and the remaining one, the little Taoist who also brought back the Saucer Immortal, continued to study the objects in his hands.

After tossing for more than an hour, what should be calculated, what should be found, what should be prepared, all are OK, and then these four little Taoist priests came to the place where the yin qi was heavier just found, and looked around, and found that there were no idle people around, so these little Taoist priests were ready to start inviting the saucer immortals.

Because it's a supporting role, I don't remember the name, but it can't always be a little Taoist A, a little Taoist B like this, no matter how small it is, it's a character. So, I collected the names of four readers from the readership group and installed them on these four little Taoists, which is quite good, everyone listens, the names of these four little Taoists are: Chaochao, Memories, Crotch, Toilet Paper! Together, the thought is super super toilet paper in the crotch of the memory, so joyful, haha!

At that moment, the crotch of the pants placed the objects of the dish fairy neatly, and the memory began to light candles around the place, of course, according to the direction of the innate gossip, a few white candles were lit in the place where the yin qi was heaviest at the moment, and the toilet paper put the dish in the center of the board, and Chao Chao saw that everything was ready, and began to beckon the other three people to prepare to invite the dish fairy.

The four of them sat down according to the south, south, west, and northwest, their left hands were pinched as sword fingers, and the index finger of their right hands was placed on the top of the saucer, but they only touched it, but did not exert force, and then the four of them began to invite the saucer fairy at the same time.

Since inviting magic is the most basic homework in Maoshan, these four people easily invited the Saucer Immortal.

The mantra is as follows: "The sky is firm, the earth is firm, where are the immortals, Maoshan disciples are super / memories / crotch / toilet paper, tonight I wish to knock on the three mountains and five mountains with a few candles, the five lakes and the four seas, the whole world, all the immortals, earth-shattering, calling the wind and rain, knocking the heavenly immortals to come down to sit in the town, the ten directions shijie, the upper and lower voids, everywhere, everywhere, return to this dish, listen to my order, respectfully invite the heavenly immortals to come quickly." Tonight, I invite you to come to the town, you must answer any questions, what you say is true, help us get what you want, mortals are super / memories / crotch / toilet paper please ask again and again. ”

Here is a brief introduction to the invited dish fairy, saying that the fairy is for good sound, and what is really invited is completely different from person to person.

Some people are yang, and all that can be invited are the mountain gods, the little fairies in the fairy world around the land, etc.; Some people have weak constitutions and heavy yin qi, and those who are invited may be unjust ghosts; There are also people who are cunning by nature, and they can't be distracting in the process of inviting Xian'er, but they have too many concerns, and it is not impossible to invite a toilet girl.

Depressed, I have to popularize science here, the toilet aunt is also called the third aunt, and also called the purple aunt or the seventh aunt, in charge of the toilet, which is commonly known as the toilet fairy, as for the origin of the toilet fairy, the most said is that during the Wu Zetian period of the Tang Dynasty, a concubine who was killed by his wife in the toilet, God thought of her pity, so he canonized her as the toilet fairy; Of course, the most credible should be Zhao Gongming's three junior sisters in "Fengshen List", when Zuihou was a god, she was named the third aunt and was in charge of the toilet.

No matter how the other party became a toilet fairy, at least the fate of offending the toilet fairy, that is, when you go to the toilet, either the mobile phone falls into the pit, or the wallet falls into the pit, the lightest punishment is to let you poop in the crotch of your pants, or there is no hand paper, there is a copper plate color book magazine left, if you think these punishments are not serious, the next time you go to squat in the tuba, the rest for you may be sandpaper, so it is better to be low-key.

Gossip is less, and the book is connected to the text. The ones I just mentioned are all immortals that ordinary players can invite.,This time, these four little Taoists.,Super Chao、Memories、Crotch、Toilet paper is a little bit of spiritual power.,haha,Why I want to laugh when I see the names of these people together.。

What is the thing that the four of them invited together? No one knows, but just after the four of them finished reciting the immortal mantra, they saw the plate in the center of the board and began to shake violently.

to be continued