Chapter 16: Rationality and Anything Are Floating Clouds...
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In Nobi's room, a legendary place that once raised dinosaurs and entertained aliens, after sitting happily with Doraemon and Nobita for a while, Wang Qiu met Nobi's mother, Nobi Tamako, and his father, Nobi Daisuke.
Judging from the first impression, Nobi's mother is a housewife with a short temperament, who hates Nobita all day long, and is also a little fond of vanity, giving Wang Qiu the feeling of being more Korean than Japanese; As for Yebi's father, he is an ordinary, somewhat chubby traditional office worker, except when he is drunk, he is usually afraid of his wife to death......
Although they have such and such shortcomings, in general, both Nobi and his wife are good people who are easy to get along with. When Wang Qiu politely gave Yebi's father a multi-purpose saber from the U.S. military and Yebi's mother a can of military coffee powder with the Star-Spangled Banner label, the middle-aged couple's attitude became even more enthusiastic, and they even invited Wang Qiu to stay for dinner together.
Then, Wang Qiu was stunned by the small plates and bowls on the dining table of Yebi's family.
-- Japanese people do not eat like us Chinese, we Chinese only use one bowl for each dish on the table, and the soup is in a large bowl or soup pot, and everyone takes a spoon and drinks it separately. However, Japanese people eat on separate plates, and when we watch Japanese dramas or anime, we will also notice that when they eat at home, although everyone's dish is the same, they must divide it into several equal portions and eat their own portion.
No way, the Japanese just like to use a variety of small cups, small plates and small bowls to hold some side dishes, snacks, and even sauces and other condiments, and prepare several portions without too much trouble, one small bowl per person. For example, today, Nobi's mother made a decent home-cooked meal - "one juice and three dishes" that Japanese families often eat, that is, three dishes and one soup, because there are four people in the family, plus Wang Qiu, a guest, so she has to prepare a full twenty dishes and soup bowls. Plus a rice bowl per person, as well as small plates with sauces and snacks...... All of them add up, I'm afraid there are more than thirty bowls.
Therefore, looking at the small plates and small bowls on this table, Wang Qiu suddenly felt that Yebi's mother must have worked hard to wash the dishes after dinner
Compared with the large number of small plates and bowls, the number of dishes in each plate is pitiful, and it is estimated that it is not enough to feed a mouse - first, each person has a small grilled fish, only three to four inches long, which is usually used to feed cats in China; Then there is a bowl of vegetable salad, which is small enough to make kung fu tea, and there are only two tomatoes in it, a pinch of lettuce leaves and half a spoon of sauce, which is probably enough for Wang Qiu to eat a bite; Next is a stewed taro, which is also enough for one bite, and finally a small bowl of kombu and tofu miso soup......
-- Wang Qiu finally understood why Doraemon was able to eat after eating so many gong cakes every day, and at the same time, he also understood why Japanese schools provided nutritious lunches for students: how could such a small amount of food be eaten for children in the adolescent period?
In short, after Wang Qiu returned to his home, he went to the Lanzhou ramen restaurant to order a bowl of beef ramen, so that he was not woken up hungry in the middle of the night......
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After getting acquainted with the machine, out of childhood longings and dreams, Wang Qiu, who has always been thick-skinned, also seems to have lost some points when college students and elementary school students play together, and still takes the time to drill his pocket every day to visit...... It soon became clear that there were many irrationalities in this world.
The first day was nothing, just in Nobita's room, listening to him brag about the wonderful adventures of the past. Then, Doraemon took out the automatic medical kit, treated Wang Qiu for the scar left by the previous dog beating, and injected a strange potion, which made the skin smooth and clean in an instant, and the effect seemed to be better than the whole body repair of the main god space - thanks to this thing, Nobita was able to jump and be healthy like he is now after fighting so many powerful opponents hard, without missing arms and legs, and lying on the hospital bed with his breath dying......
To put it bluntly, Doraemon's various stories may also be considered as some form of infinite stream fiction. Doraemon, on the other hand, plays the role of the main god and guide - the particularly benevolent and gentle version, of course. The goal of "Infinite Terror" is to open the genetic lock, and Doraemon's goal is to train Nobi, a waste wood, into a useful person for society...... Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be very successful.
The next day came early, Nobita hadn't finished school yet, and Wang Qiu, under the leadership of Doraemon, wandered around the area around Nobi's house. In general, the location of Nobi's house, the area around Tsukimidai in Nerima-ku, Tokyo, is a typical Japanese-style small house, that is, a two- or three-story building with a low wall, with an open space stacked with three cement pipes in the middle, and the Tokyo Tower towering in the distance, it really feels like the favorite place for all kinds of cosmic monsters to wreak havoc...... But the problem is that in a secluded residential area some distance from Nobi's house, Wang Qiu has a rather frightening present - there is a seemingly sluggish Maori detective agency, and a quiet boy with glasses playing soccer in a nearby vacant...... Out of prudence, Wang Qiu immediately turned around and left, without going up to say hello.
(Explanation: In "Detective Conan", the living environment scene of Death elementary school student Conan Edogawa)
On the third day, on a remote street corner not far from Yebi's house, Wang Qiu was surprised to see a strange little white animal, with a body that resembled both a cat and a rabbit, but with a large tail like a fox—so big that it could cover its body.
When Wang Qiu met this guy, it was squatting in front of the telephone pole, one paw still holding half a biscuit, its small mouth was a cute "" type, its two ruby eyes were bright and bright, its round little face seemed to be smiling all the time, and the big tail was swaying back and forth behind it...... However, despite its cute appearance, Wang Qiu, who vaguely guessed the true identity of this guy, broke out in a cold sweat on the spot, and didn't wait for it to say, "Please sign a contract with me and become a magical girl." The classic lines of the classic line were hurriedly fled.
- Well, Comrade Wang Qiu, in fact, you don't have to worry so much at all, even if this thing is really a Kewpie, it should basically be a lewd beast that specializes in seducing cute and cute girls, how can you look down on a rough man like you! You're not the kind of cute and cute pseudo-girl in the anime!
(Explanation: In "Madoka Magical Girl", the villain who tricks an ignorant girl into signing a contract to become a magical girl and eventually degenerates into a witch collapse.) )
On the fourth day, in order to explore the secrets that may be hidden in the "main god ball" at hand, Wang Qiu used the phone number of Nobi's house to contact Yuki Nagato, and agreed to meet at a café near Nobi's house. As a result, on the way to the café with the "main god" and Doraemon, Wang Qiu happened to see a Japanese middle school teacher wearing a traditional kimono and clogs, with a bird's nest-like unkempt head and a rope around his neck, shouting "Despair, despair!" Utter despair of the world! He walked out of the school gate with a handout.
(Explanation: In "Desperate Teacher", the middle school teacher with strong suicidal tendencies uses "desperate" as the mantra.) )
In the end, because the research could not achieve results for a while, Wang Qiu asked Nagato Yuki to take back the "main god" who was currently in the machine and think about it slowly.
The fifth day is New Year's Day - please don't ask the author to explain why Nobita still wears short-sleeved shirts and shorts in winter, and whether he is exercising his frost tolerance - in order to respect local customs, Wang Qiu followed the Nobi family to a nearby shrine for New Year's worship, but was stunned to find that the destination was called Sunset Shrine, the shrine maiden's name was Sunset Kagome, and there was a famous sacred tree in the backyard of the shrine, and a famous bone-eating well......
(Explanation: The initial scene of "Inuyasha" travels to the home of Kagome, the heroine of the Sengoku period, where a scene of "man-dog love is not over".) )
Day 6...... After seeing so many things that were neither scientific nor reasonable, and experiencing the evolution process of emotions from sluggishness, to numbness, and finally to complete calmdown, Wang Qiu felt that the Tokyo of this plane was really terrifying, and it was better to look elsewhere......
As a result, he hadn't decided whether to visit Shinnosuke Nohara or visit Haruhi Suzumiya's house - Shin-chan lived in Saitama Prefecture, which was very close to Tokyo, and the transportation was convenient, but Wang Qiu felt that he really didn't have any common language with a little kid; Haruhi Suzumiya is a cute girl full of vitality, but it is far away in Hyogo Prefecture in western Japan, and Tokyo is located at opposite ends of Japan, so the long journey may be quite difficult...... Although you can borrow a random door from Doraemon to get there directly, there is no way to guarantee that this random door will not be misappropriated by Nobita before he returns from the visit, and it is better to take the train directly from the beginning than to feel that there is no way back at that time - he received a call from Yuki Nagato at Nobi's house:
“…… Wang Qiusang, you should be with Doraemon now! I'm at my new home in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture, and something unusual is happening! ”
No matter what the circumstances, Yuki Nagato's voice is as undulating as the surface of a frozen lake," ...... When Haruhi Suzumiya and I were guests at Xiaoxin's house, the 'main god' orb that had been shut down suddenly started again, announcing that everyone in Xiaoxin's house would enter the "Alien 1" scene together in six hours...... Kasuga-san has now happily called to summon Ah Xu, Asaka-senpai and Guquan-kun of the SOS group, and Xiaoxin's family and Xiaoxin's friends are also ready, and they are waiting for you now......"
――What? The main god space is not finished yet? And the infinite horror of the experience is not over yet?
This sudden bad news made Wang Qiu, who was unprepared, tremble with his hands for a moment, and almost didn't drop the phone.
However, just as Wang Qiu's face changed drastically when he heard this, Comrade Ji Qì Mao's eyes lit up with excitement, and he shouted without waiting for the phone to hang up:
“…… Oooh oh! Fun things are finally happening again! Brother Wang Qiu, you wait! I'm going to call Nobi, Fat Tiger, and Shizuka, and let's go to the Kasuga Department together! How could such an interesting thing be without our youth adventure group? ”
Seeing Doraemon dangling his two round little short legs and rushing out of the door, Wang Qiu couldn't help but stroke his forehead and sighed.
――The pile of rotten things in the main god space, it seems that it is not over yet......
Fortunately, there are three strongest adventure teams in history on my side - Suzumiya Haruhi's SOS group...... Crayon Shin-chan's Kasugabe Defense Force...... Doraemon's Teenage Adventure Party...... Tsk, such a luxurious joint lineup of anti-heaven level is dispatched together, I am afraid that even the top powers such as God, Allah and Buddha can be manipulated, and now it is just dealing with a small alien, not to be captured?
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ps: Recently, I saw a passage in a book, and I was deeply touched - "...... Any story, once formed, has a life of its own, and it needs to face the reader's sharp eyes alone, and the sneering or irony of critics and critics, and in a certain sense, it has no relationship with the author himself. ”
It can be seen that the reason why "The Rise of China" and "Infinite Terror" can create a genre, the reason why "Stealing Ming" has aroused such a shocking craze, the reason why "Lingao Qiming" has countless fan works, and the reason why "Those Things About the Rabbit" can be on the background of news TV may be because they happen to entrust some dreams of readers! And being able to write a living work is also the long-cherished wish of every author - I may have almost done it once, but unfortunately in the end, it fell short. Alas~~~~~~ I hope the results of the new book will be even better.
There is also a passage that reads: "...... It is inevitable that the daily habits of the author are mixed in the novels and articles, and the character of the character is often a projection of the author's own personality. The fate of the character is often closely related to the author's experience" - well, after reading Grandma Qiong Yao's life resume, I realized why she admired Xiao San so much, and why she emphasized the invincibility of true love so much.
I think I'm probably a little more ruthless when the three views are basically correct, and I like to ruin the fantasies of children.
Who let my childhood fantasies be ruined one by one by the harsh reality?