Chapter 32: Robinson's Death

Today is truly the biggest disaster day of my life

When the golden flat-chested Caroline. Miss Channing, who also followed in the footsteps of her cohabiting black ** girlfriend Max, couldn't help but think so desperately when she was ridden by the bearded savage who seemed to have been dug out of the garbage heap and galloped under her crotch at will.

- First he was thrown into the sea and almost drowned, then he was forced to leave his soaked clothes and swim naked, and finally he finally got ashore, but now his friend Max was being violated by a scruffy homeless man, and then he tried to rescue his friend but failed, but instead took himself on board.

Although Miss Caroline did not fail to resist with all her might, and even took advantage of the other party's negligence, she almost succeeded in giving Robinson a hard slap in the head...... However, as a weak female streamer accustomed to modern city life, and exhausted by the long sea drift, Miss Caroline was no match for a savage muscular man like Robinson in real hand-to-hand combat, and soon became a captive of the other party.

When she was finally pushed down on the beach, Caroline had to congratulate herself on the fact that she had recently suffered from a bad cold, her nose was so stuffy, and her sense of smell was so dull that she couldn't even smell the slightest smell, otherwise she would have been smoked alive by this mobile garbage heap that had not bathed for an unknown amount of time. But the indescribable feeling of disgust still made Miss Caroline feel as if she was in the Nine Hells—how could she feel that she had been taken by the little stallion raised by the family, and that she had been by this dirty barbarian?

Correspondingly, the destruction of the two young ladies is the unprecedented welfare of Robinson, a barbarian on a desert island.

So, at this moment, Robinson's heart was filled with infinite gratitude to God.

God, when I was just stranded on a desert island and thought I was going to starve to death, you blessed me to overcome a difficult situation and cut through the thorns and build a new home. When I had at last created a fortune on this desert island, and was worried about who should pass it on, you sent me another woman—not one, but two women, and the best beauties that were not easy to marry even in England

Oh, to repay you for your gifts, I will surely breed a large group of children who will believe in you even more devoutly

-- This is the typical thinking of the European and American colonizers in the Age of Discovery, who would only thank God for their benefits......

In short, I saw him laughing proudly, while frantically kneading the golden sister in front of him, as rude and hard as kneading dough, almost without any pity, and at the same time stabbed the coarse murder weapon dipped in another woman's body fluids without hesitation, such an inconsiderate woman's rough copulation ♂, which immediately aroused Miss Caroline's hysterical screams, but it failed to arouse Robinson's pity at all, let alone make him stop this atrocity, but made Robinson stab and kill her even more frantically, Toss each other to death

However, as the saying goes, "Misfortune and blessing are relied upon, and blessing and misfortune are lurking". Just when Robinson was full of joy, his disaster had quietly struck.

-- In the past few days, Robinson had been suspicious and in a trance, eating and sleeping badly from morning to night, and the strings in his mind were tightened, and his body was suddenly much weaker.

As a result, today, Robinson's nerves, which had been tense for several days, had not had time to relax for a moment, but he was first surprised and then overjoyed, and he had a fierce "bodily fluid exchange" with the two women all the time...... Rao is his body, which was once as strong as an ox, and under the lack of maintenance, dietary dormancy disorders, drastic changes in emotions and body lì strict zhòng consumption, he gradually became a little overwhelmed.

- Don't forget, Robinson was already a middle-aged uncle of forty-two years old at this time, and he had endured hardships on a desert island far from civilized society, and his body, energy, and endurance were no longer comparable to those of the young boy. At that time, the average life expectancy of British people seemed to be only in their thirties......

As a result, just as Robinson was holding Caroline, a golden girl, and wantonly slashing and slashing, his face suddenly changed, and then his throat was rattling, foaming at the mouth, and the "little brother" in his lower body was like a note, and he withdrew from Caroline's body, and then the whole person fell down stiffly, fell heavily on the beach, splashed a piece of dust, and then except for a slight convulsion, there was no movement, and the expression on his face was terrifying.

-- It's no wonder that the experience of this day was really a great joy and sorrow for him, and it was full of ups and downs......

And Miss Caroline also felt that the thug who had violated her had suddenly stopped moving for some reason, and did not make any further move for a long time. So, despite the burning pain between her legs, she struggled to brace herself up, and looked up to see the filthy savage lying on the sand with a distorted face, and streams of cloudy liquid were spurting out of his lower body, at first still cloudy white, then red blood gurgling—white after white...... Among the "horse stroke" cases throughout the ages, it is estimated that it can be regarded as a classic example.

“…… Oh God forbid, let this sloppy ghost with the brains of the spirit have a wind right away......"

Caroline gritted her teeth and cursed, trying to walk over to see if the guy was dead, but she felt her limbs go sore, and there was a burning pain between her legs, making it difficult for her to even move, let alone stand up.

So, she could only lie on her stomach and scold in the slang she could think of until she remembered the next question:

“…… Wait, what the hell is this place? What plot did we cross into this time? ”

However, in a short time, all she could answer was the chirping of seagulls and the clatter of waves crashing on the sand......

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On the other hand, after sweeping Robinson's seaside cave, Haruhi Suzumiya, Wang Qiu, Doraemon, Ma Tong, Kazuki Furuizumi, and Yuki Nagato also left the coast and went deep into the island6 to find Robinson in search of their lost companions.

Originally, they could have used the [Bamboo Dragonfly] to overlook the entire island from the air, and even directly used the unmanned reconnaissance aircraft at the Deng-6 site. However, due to the energetic head of Suzumiya Haruhi insisting on surveying the whole island from the ground, the others also had to sacrifice their lives to accompany the gentleman, and struggled to climb through the dense jungle, breaking through the prickly bushes, splitting the tangled vines, and the dense canopy of trees covering the sky and the sun on his head made the front dark from time to time, and only the searchlight on the forehead of everyone's expedition hat illuminated the direction. The rough roots of the trees bound their ankles, the protruding stones bumped against their calves, and their tired toes were bruised...... Even if you apply insect repellent ointment to your arms, legs and feet in advance, you can't completely stop the insect bites and leeches from sucking blood, and everyone quickly becomes depressed and resentful after such a hard and boring journey.

-- After all, this so-called expedition is really just climbing a mountain. And it's not a beautiful mountain or river, it's just a nameless little dirt mountain on an uninhabited island, and there are not even beasts and wild people to add excitement to the travelers......

Therefore, before he lasted for an hour, Haruhi Suzumiya quickly lost his enthusiasm and agreed to use the [Bamboo Dragonfly] to hurry.

As for the indifferent Doraemon, the panting Sister Ma Tong, the wryly smiling Kazuki Furuizumi and Wang Qiu, and the expressionless Yuki Nagato, there has never been such a thing as "enthusiasm" on his body from beginning to end. Along the way, only Kasuga Okami Suzumiya was constantly bouncing around like a wild rabbit, shouting "Be vibrant, young people...... Until she couldn't jump anymore herself.

Well? You said that the members of the 8B Regiment still don't know how to use [Bamboo Dragonfly], and if you use it rashly without training, you will probably break your neck?

Hey, don't forget, Suzumiya Kasuga's ability is to make all her wishes come true, and make all the impossible of a qiē possible, as long as she has such hope in her heart, not to mention a children's toy like [Bamboo Dragonfly], even a nuclear submarine can let a group of high school students play with it, okay?

Then, with the help of the magical prop [Missing Cane], they quickly flew to Robinson Farm in the valley in the middle of the island, and found the three ** girls who were leisurely eating fruits, Minoru Abina, Minami Sayaka and Shizuka Jukawa, as well as Ah Xu, who had just been urgently bandaged and cleaned by Nan Satoka, but was still covered with sheep smell, and because he had broken his leg, he could only lie on the grass and hum.

“…… Hahahaha, I was actually given by a group of goats, it's really perverted, it's terrifying, Ah Xu, classmate 6"

Haruhi Suzumiya gave him a thumbs up teasingly while instructing Doraemon to use the [Automatic Medical Kit] to heal Ash.

And the 8B regiment's Tucao service classmate Ah Xu, it seems that due to excessive blood loss, MN mental blow is too heavy, and he doesn't even have the strength to complain.

At the same time, Wang Qiu was sitting under a leafy fruit tree, holding the "Book of Travel" in a daze.

Because, he was blinded by the latest line of golden handwriting on the "Book of Crossing":

“…… In the most creative and allegorical way, let Robinson die from a wind, touch the highest reward, and get 66o bonus points? ”

After rubbing his eyes several times in a row to confirm that he was not mistaken, Wang Qiu suddenly sweated coldly, sweated profusely, and sweated at the waterfall

- Oh my God, you've been looking for Robinson for a long time, and you just died of a stroke? What kind of brain-opening god is this?

Well, not to mention this kind of suffocating death method of hitting the street into a big pit, for Robinson, a pioneer hero who fought heaven and earth, how unorthodox and how worthy of complaining. For Wang Qiu, there is a more critical question: Who did Robinson rape before he died?

- Obviously, there are almost no female characters in the whole of Robinson Crusoe. Even the aboriginal teenager "Friday", who I don't know if he gave Uncle Robinson a cameo, should not appear for several years according to the original plot.

Therefore, according to the diary retrieved from the seaside cave, Mr. Robinson, who has been hungry and thirsty for fifteen years now, should be able to violate the only object on the island at this moment, and the four female traversers whose whereabouts are unknown. Well, it would be fine if it was the Sufi lady from Ukraine who suffered, anyway, she has been in the leather business in the red light districts of various countries for twenty years, and it is estimated that there are not so many bad customers. But if it's the little Lori Sonia who is as delicate and cute as a doll, and let Haruhi Suzumiya catch it...... The consequences are unimaginable

So, after wiping the cold sweat that broke out on his forehead, Wang Qiu immediately hid from the overactive head of the Haruhi Cool Palace, and quietly found Senior Sister Ma Tong and classmate Kazuki Furuizumi and informed them of the explosive news. After a short discussion, it was decided that in order to prevent Haruhi Suzumiya from being subjected to a stricter psychological shock, it was necessary to try to deal with this sudden situation as much as possible without letting her know......

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